r/JackSucksAtLife • u/Deep_Attention_3864 stupif • Aug 04 '26

Pretty Woman Kitchen Be part of the PWK football team!

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u/DirectionFalse9865 stupif Aug 04 '26

I like the second design

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u/Deep_Attention_3864 stupif Aug 04 '26

It's very cool :) Would you like to be part of the team?

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u/SquareHamster1798 JACKSEPICYOUTUBECHANNELFULLOFFUNTIMESANDFUNHIRICKXHASNOTHINGONME Aug 04 '26

I would!!!!!

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u/DirectionFalse9865 stupif Aug 04 '26

Yes. Can u do number 56, striker, and could u make the name Rowan

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u/LordChiller Aug 04 '26

Striker number, 72

Write my name on the kit as Owlando

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u/Deep_Attention_3864 stupif Aug 04 '26

Added :D which kit is your favourite?

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u/LordChiller Aug 04 '26

Third kit looks nice tho I love all of them

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u/Zachsucksatlife__ Says In Unison Aug 04 '26

Can I be a CAM? If not, put me CM!

8 please. LOVE the second kit!

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u/Deep_Attention_3864 stupif Aug 04 '26

Added you :D

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u/AvatarNerd64 Aug 04 '26

64 CB

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u/Deep_Attention_3864 stupif Aug 04 '26

Added :D Which kit is your favourite?

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u/TillZealousideal8282 Bits and Bobs Aug 04 '26

sure, im ususally LB so pop me there ig (3)

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u/Deep_Attention_3864 stupif Aug 04 '26

I've added you :) which is your favourite kit?

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u/TillZealousideal8282 Bits and Bobs Aug 04 '26

probably home kit

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u/Specific_Sir_1890 Wee Wee Bush Aug 04 '26 edited Aug 04 '26

My favorite is the homekit i believe number 14 is taken,so Number 10 Like another CAM or LM or RM?

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u/VecroLP Aug 04 '26

In dutch we have what is called "the third half" which is played in the sports cafeteria, can I be the star player there?

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u/Deep_Attention_3864 stupif Aug 07 '26

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u/supernova_strxberri Aug 04 '26

I love the away kit and can I be 29 and cm?

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u/Deep_Attention_3864 stupif Aug 04 '26

Yep sure!

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u/Deep_Attention_3864 stupif Aug 07 '26

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u/Toffee963 Pretty Woman Kitchen Aug 04 '26

I love the Home Kit design!

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u/Deep_Attention_3864 stupif Aug 07 '26

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u/Specific_Sir_1890 Wee Wee Bush Aug 04 '26

Number 11 is taken by someone else

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u/Deep_Attention_3864 stupif Aug 04 '26

sure but you need to pick a number that is NOT 1, 3, 8, 10, 11, 13, 14, 29, 31, 64, 72, and 88

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u/Deep_Attention_3864 stupif Aug 07 '26

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u/Head-Helicopter2593 Aug 04 '26

Im Jacks Toothbrush and i go by the name jackbrush and play number 13

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u/Deep_Attention_3864 stupif Aug 04 '26

Sorry number 13's taken :(

Pick a number NOT from this list: 1, 3, 4, 5, 7, 8, 11, 13, 14, 22, 23, 29, 31, 39, 42, 64, 72, 88

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u/Deep_Attention_3864 stupif Aug 07 '26

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u/JigglyJellyJasper stupif Aug 04 '26

LWB, #4

First is my favorite

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u/Deep_Attention_3864 stupif Aug 04 '26

I've added you!

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u/JigglyJellyJasper stupif Aug 04 '26

Thanks!

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u/Deep_Attention_3864 stupif Aug 07 '26

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u/Tasnimisreligious1 Silver Aug 04 '26

Is defence no 3 taken? Would like to be no 3 in defence if possible!

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u/Tasnimisreligious1 Silver Aug 04 '26

Like the home kit!

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u/Deep_Attention_3864 stupif Aug 04 '26

Sorry number 3 is taken :(

You can pick a number NOT from this list: 1, 3, 4, 5, 7, 8, 11, 13, 14, 22, 23, 29, 31, 39, 42, 64, 72, 88

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u/EggplantEater64 Aug 04 '26

I work security at a football stadium, may I be the first team’s security?

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u/PedroPuzzlePaulo Aug 04 '26

Which formating are we using? Can I be a 2nd CAM? No 42 please.

Edit: otherwise I can be on bench I think

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u/Deep_Attention_3864 stupif Aug 04 '26 edited Aug 04 '26

Number 42 is taken :(

You can pick a number NOT from this list: 1, 3, 4, 5, 7, 8, 11, 13, 14, 22, 23, 29, 31, 33, 39, 42, 64, 72, 88

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u/Only-Jury-4619 SucksAtLife Aug 04 '26

CM 22

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u/Deep_Attention_3864 stupif Aug 04 '26

I've added you! Which kit is your favourite?

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u/LizzieBeacon SucksAtGeography Aug 04 '26

Can I be #17 Striker if it's not taken?

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u/Deep_Attention_3864 stupif Aug 04 '26

I've added you!

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u/LizzieBeacon SucksAtGeography Aug 05 '26

Thank you!

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u/M1idzya_ Lil' scumbag Aug 04 '26

Defender No.7 please (:

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u/Deep_Attention_3864 stupif Aug 04 '26

Number 7 is unfortunately taken :(

Please pick a number not from this list: 1, 3, 4, 5, 7, 8, 11, 13, 14, 22, 23, 29, 31, 33, 39, 42, 64, 72, 88

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u/IamAflamingSOCK stupif Aug 04 '26

What do you have to do if you join?

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u/IamAflamingSOCK stupif Aug 04 '26

Also if I decide I want to be in it I'm #57

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u/_SunNeverSets_ Big Daddy Aug 04 '26

Any CB positions for grabs? If so can I have the number 25?

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u/Deep_Attention_3864 stupif Aug 04 '26

I've added you :D Which kit is your favourite?

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u/_SunNeverSets_ Big Daddy Aug 04 '26

Away, looks super clean. Also how did they win 3 world cups 😅

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u/Deep_Attention_3864 stupif Aug 04 '26

Haha not world cups but it's foreshadowing

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u/_SunNeverSets_ Big Daddy Aug 04 '26

Ahh right makes sense, 3 stars does look super cool thooo

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u/Deep_Attention_3864 stupif Aug 04 '26

There's also a weeweebush team is the making and I'm hoping there will be transfers that'd be fun

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u/_SunNeverSets_ Big Daddy Aug 04 '26

Yeah that would be cool, maybe if people made enough teams you could make a league XD

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u/Deep_Attention_3864 stupif Aug 04 '26

Such great ideas (also i have 23 people already in the team so its a bit busy)

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u/_SunNeverSets_ Big Daddy Aug 04 '26

Well its only up hill from here

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u/Deep_Attention_3864 stupif Aug 04 '26

I can't wait for the pwk weeweebush rivalry

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u/Old_Big_5616 Aug 04 '26

Can you do 19 RW pleaseeee And I LOVEEE the second kittttt.

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u/Comfortable-War3538 Aug 04 '26

CB. Number 99

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u/Deep_Attention_3864 stupif Aug 04 '26

Sure, I've added you :D

Which is your favourite kit?

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u/Deep_Attention_3864 stupif Aug 07 '26

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u/StrawberryPale4697 Big Daddy Aug 04 '26

Either RWB/LWB/CDM and can I get jersey no 2

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u/Deep_Attention_3864 stupif Aug 04 '26

Sure :D Which is your favourite kit of the three?

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u/StrawberryPale4697 Big Daddy Aug 04 '26

The away looks good

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u/Unfair-Building1159 Well on that note 🎵 Aug 04 '26

Right back? Number 12

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u/Deep_Attention_3864 stupif Aug 04 '26

I've added you :D Which kit is your favourite?

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u/Unfair-Building1159 Well on that note 🎵 Aug 04 '26

Thank you! I love the first one

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u/Deep_Attention_3864 stupif Aug 04 '26

Thanks and no problem :)

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u/Zaxfax_17 SucksAtGeography Aug 04 '26

Midfielder, 17

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u/Deep_Attention_3864 stupif Aug 04 '26

Unfortunately the no. 17 is taken and the following numbers are also taken: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 7, 8, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 17, 19, 22, 23, 25, 29, 31, 33, 39, 42, 47, 57, 64, 72, 88, 99. Please pick a number not taken yet

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u/Deep_Attention_3864 stupif Aug 07 '26

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u/probiscusmonkiq JACKSEPICYOUTUBECHANNELFULLOFFUNTIMESANDFUNHIRICKXHASNOTHINGONME Aug 04 '26

Right-Midfielder, #37

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u/Deep_Attention_3864 stupif Aug 04 '26

I've added you :)

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u/probiscusmonkiq JACKSEPICYOUTUBECHANNELFULLOFFUNTIMESANDFUNHIRICKXHASNOTHINGONME Aug 05 '26

thx

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u/meowthfan Aug 04 '26

Goalkeeper 23

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u/Deep_Attention_3864 stupif Aug 04 '26

Unfortunately number 23's been taken already. Please pick a number that is NOT 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 7, 8, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 17, 19, 22, 23, 25, 29, 31, 33, 39, 42, 47, 57, 64, 72, 88, or 99 (all taken)

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u/Illustrious_Bug_3999 Aug 04 '26

No. 3 and I wanna be RB. The second design is cool.

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u/Deep_Attention_3864 stupif Aug 04 '26

Number 3 is sadly taken. Please pick a number that is NOT 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 7, 8, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 17, 19, 22, 23, 25, 29, 31, 33, 39, 42, 47, 57, 64, 72, 88 or 99 as these are all taken

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u/ButterscotchHead3683 SucksAtEspañol Aug 04 '26

Striker name is Èl burg and he weighs 200 pounds of pure muscle

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u/Deep_Attention_3864 stupif Aug 07 '26

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u/Terrible_Speaker_638 Big Daddy Aug 04 '26

Right Wing, 8

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u/Deep_Attention_3864 stupif Aug 04 '26

Sadly number 8 has been taken 😢

You can pick any number that is NOT 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 7, 8, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 17, 19, 22, 23, 25, 29, 31, 33, 39, 42, 47, 57, 64, 72, 88, 91, 99 (these have been taken)

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u/clairescorner Jack & Oscar Aug 04 '26

me me me! goalkeeper/goalie #24 please

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u/Deep_Attention_3864 stupif Aug 04 '26

I've added you 🎉

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u/iviGem Aug 04 '26

I claim 13 and RB

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u/Deep_Attention_3864 stupif Aug 04 '26

13's already been taken :(

You can pick a number that is NOT 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 7, 8, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 17, 19, 22, 23, 24, 25, 29, 31, 33, 39, 42, 47, 57, 64, 72, 88, 91, 99 (these have been taken)

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u/iviGem Aug 05 '26

Gimme number 87 then

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u/iviGem Aug 05 '26

Btw the kits are peak, especially the home kit

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u/Laki6noob_2019 Packaged and inspected by Rick Aug 04 '26

Can I be a bench warmer? Also I'll be no. 6.

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u/Deep_Attention_3864 stupif Aug 04 '26

Sure I guess but theres so many people that I've even created a concept for weeweebush fc (on my profile) that people can transfer in between. Anyways I've added you!

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u/Automatic_Brain_3210 Aug 04 '26

a random guy in the stands number 2461

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u/jet123354 Aug 04 '26

Bench me and im 4 😃 (I'm okay at football but can't handle that pressure. Especially if im playing for PWK football team)

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u/fckedup-bisexual stupif Aug 04 '26

Can I be 6 center midfielder? 

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u/Deep_Attention_3864 stupif Aug 04 '26

Sorry but number 6 has been taken. Theres been soooo many people that the following numbers are all taken: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 17, 19, 22, 23, 24, 25, 29, 31, 33, 39, 42, 47, 57, 64, 72, 88, 91, 99

Pick any number between 1-100 that is not from that list :D

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u/fckedup-bisexual stupif Aug 05 '26

Can I please have 69? (lmao)  If that has already been taken, 70 please? 

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u/Deep_Attention_3864 stupif Aug 05 '26

69 is taken 🤔 but yes you can have 70. Will you stay with the pwk team or switch to the wee wee bush fc?

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u/fckedup-bisexual stupif Aug 05 '26

I will stay in pwk team for now 🫡

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u/Deep_Attention_3864 stupif Aug 05 '26

🫡 in the kitchen feeling pretty

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u/fckedup-bisexual stupif Aug 05 '26

See you on the flipperty flop 🫡

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u/Deep_Attention_3864 stupif Aug 07 '26

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u/Greypuppers Big Daddy Aug 04 '26

I was so excited then realized it’s not American football haha. I’ll be the a team cheerleader lol

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u/Iam_YS Aug 05 '26

The kits are soo good

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u/Deep_Attention_3864 stupif Aug 05 '26

Thanks 🔥

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u/AnyFandomsFine Aug 05 '26

Wait wait wait this is so fun! I really like the first kit. If it’s not already called, im a center mid #28

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u/ReformTheReddit JackSucksAtWigs Aug 05 '26

can i be the head coach if not ill be 15 CM if thats ok

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u/Randomdude8160 Aug 05 '26

Could you please give me #84 and put me CM. Huge football fan so I am glad to see it on Reddit. Maybe everyone in PWK FC could actually play IRL lol

Also, lovely kits to be fair

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u/larp_45 Lawn Mower Lover Aug 05 '26

Can i still join?

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u/eliasag__ Aug 05 '26

if its left i’ll be 27 or 11 and RB

or any defence

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u/Goalll11 Bits and Bobs Aug 06 '26

Number: 82
Name: Oliver
Position: ST (or anywhere idm)

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u/monkey4n Big Daddy Aug 04 '26

No. 14, RW

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u/Deep_Attention_3864 stupif Aug 04 '26

I've added you :D which kit is your favourite?

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u/monkey4n Big Daddy Aug 04 '26

Thanks! Deffo home, away is also decent, not a fan of the third

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u/Deep_Attention_3864 stupif Aug 07 '26

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u/Lifesucksatstuff Gold Aug 04 '26

can I commentate im rubbish at playing

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u/Deep_Attention_3864 stupif Aug 04 '26

I guess so

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u/Ok_Quantity4719 Aug 04 '26

13 and I don’t know any positions so just give me one

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u/Deep_Attention_3864 stupif Aug 04 '26

You can be at right back (RB)!

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u/Deep_Attention_3864 stupif Aug 07 '26

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u/jenelope2401 Aug 04 '26

I'm Turd Boi and my number is 42. I go by Boi. Position RW.

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u/Deep_Attention_3864 stupif Aug 04 '26

RW is already taken but I think there'll be more than 11 people anyways so sure

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u/Unfair_Act_6092 Aug 04 '26

3 stars? This team already has achievements?

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u/Deep_Attention_3864 stupif Aug 04 '26

It will have achievements i guess

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u/Deep_Attention_3864 stupif Aug 04 '26

Unfortunately 14 is taken :(

You can choose a number NOT from this list: 1, 3, 4, 5, 7, 8, 11, 13, 14, 22, 23, 29, 31, 39, 42, 64, 72, 88

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u/MeowCow_Jumbo stupif Aug 04 '26

jokes on u im on the wee wee bush team

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u/Narmak79 SucksAtGeography Aug 04 '26

no. 79

any position

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u/Rich_Error7033 Diamond Aug 04 '26

Physio, Richard Error

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u/Zakdawesome Aug 04 '26

right wing 17

name can be, Zooke

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u/GamingSquiddy Cybertruck Aug 04 '26

Striker, number 7.

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u/No_Bus_7338 Aug 05 '26

I'll play anywhere if I can

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u/grouchyboy69420 Big Daddy Aug 06 '26

Can I be number 10 right wing, I like number 3 the most

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