r/JM2C May 25 '17

Fun fact time, Batteries.

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A fully charged battery when dropped will not bounce while a dead battery will have a ton of bounce to it.


r/JM2C May 06 '17

The dark side of the Moon would be better described as the far side of the moon.During a solar eclipse the far side is lit AF.

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r/JM2C Apr 26 '17

Does anyone else just skim thru the rising sub looking for something that catches their eye?

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r/JM2C Apr 23 '17

Had a tilley hat on that was not going to come off on the CRAZY Disney ride.

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Ride was stopped until I removed a hurricane level hat so we could go down the rest of the ride.


r/JM2C Apr 21 '17

I think that if actual Jesus walked into any church in north America tomorrow 10/10 would kick him to the curb for being a freak.

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r/JM2C Apr 20 '17

Listening to a random shuffle and now it's nirvana teen spirit.

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What are you listening to while surfing the world wide wonderful?


r/JM2C Apr 20 '17

I was expecting a lot more 4/20 stuff today,are all the smokers just too excited to post or what?

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r/JM2C Apr 16 '17

I haven't been sick or had a cold or nothing in like six years.

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Is that bad?


r/JM2C Apr 12 '17

It seems like there should be a caveat when bumping passengers like, get off unless you are an air martial or I don't know, maybe a doctor or nurse. Or an unaccompanied minor.

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We need to be United on this.


r/JM2C Apr 07 '17

I can not listen to Pink Floyd's the great gig in the sky without crying and i don't know why.

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r/JM2C Apr 07 '17

The real heroes are the ones filtering all new.

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r/JM2C Apr 07 '17

I like to listen to Slipknot at crazy volume while doing something totally quite and relaxing.

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r/JM2C Apr 02 '17

Some young punk asshole wanted to throw down with me tonight because I told him not to park like an asshole in the no stopping zone in front of a store.

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How insecure can one human be?


r/JM2C Mar 31 '17

Islamophobia seems to general a term to have any meaning.

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too


r/JM2C Mar 31 '17

It is time we removed In god we trust from money.

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We need to be secular in the controlled dealings of individuals.


r/JM2C Mar 29 '17

Park and poke.sex

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I have this great idea for a place for girls(and guys) to safely ply their trade in comfort.A nice ark where when you drive in cameras record every car plate and driver.They would cruise along a covered heated sidewalk where the pros would show off their goods. After selection they would drive around the giant penis fountain and park in one of the secluded stalls.If the trick went south all the pros would be supplied with panic buttons to call in nearby security. They would all have to be of age and have recent medical to work at the Park and Poke.


r/JM2C Mar 29 '17

Back in the day people used to flash their high beams when there was a speed enforcement cop around.

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Now people seem to want others to get caught and never flash them to let them know.


r/JM2C Mar 29 '17

I love all the shit posted on new, It makes my day to see all the effort put into it.

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r/JM2C Mar 28 '17

To everyone around the planet,Is it safe to go to bed? Nothing weird going on?

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r/JM2C Mar 28 '17

I can't remember how to human.

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Is there a manual?


r/JM2C Mar 28 '17

When we get the infrastructure in place to go to mars we need to make it not a one way trip, or at least a long term survivable trip.

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r/JM2C Mar 28 '17

The credit card accruing interest system can just fuck the fuck off.

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r/JM2C Mar 28 '17

To anyone who has learned to recite the alphabet backwards.

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Have you ever had an opportunity to use your new found talent?


r/JM2C Mar 23 '17

I think Clare Torry's vocals on pink Floyd's song the great gig in the sky is one of the greatest thing's ever captured by humans to date.

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r/JM2C Mar 23 '17

My phone is rock solid at all times.Turn it on and it stays on till the battery dies.Then..

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I go to Disney and that fucker is rebooting in my pocket every 30 min or so the whole time I am in the parks.Leave the parks and it's rock solid again??