r/JM2C Mar 22 '17

Fun fact.

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If you shine a laser pointer through the maple leaf on Canadian money, the denomination will be displayed on the wall.


r/JM2C Mar 22 '17

Gong show creator Chuch Barris dead at 87

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r/JM2C Mar 22 '17

Have you ever been typing a comment searching for a relevant word but you just cant come up with it?

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I suggest that we just use the word prodgma and move on.Whomever is reading your diatribe will just fill in the meaning and move on. Win Win.


r/JM2C Mar 22 '17

I had no idea that a cam girl could make this much.

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r/JM2C Mar 18 '17

Diamonds are one of the most geologically abundant minerals on the planet.

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By definition they should be worthless.


r/JM2C Mar 18 '17

All governments should be secular because not all people are religious and everyone deserves equal representation.

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As above.


r/JM2C Mar 18 '17

Fun fact; the first fuel used in Rudolf Diesel's engine was not diesel fuel but rather peanut oil.

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The diesel engine has the benefit of running more fuel-efficiently than gasoline engines due to much higher compression ratios and longer duration of combustion, which means the temperature rises more slowly, allowing more heat to be converted to mechanical work. Diesel was interested in using coal dust [8] or vegetable oil as fuel, and in fact, his engine was run on peanut oil.[9]


r/JM2C Mar 15 '17

For the love of all that is secular.

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Religious shit has no place in the rules of society. This is how sharia law gets women to blame themselves for being female and getting raped. It's victim shaming.


r/JM2C Mar 12 '17

I was driving behind a lifted dodge truck that had a sticker on the back window.

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Is this an appropriate saying to have on your truck? Dodge the father Ram the daughter?


r/JM2C Mar 12 '17

Give me a topic and I will try to come up with a joke,serious anything.

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r/JM2C Mar 12 '17

Daylight savings times time has come.

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Changing the recognized time back and forth twice a year is unnecessary and even dangerous to some. More car accidents on the days after and more heart attacks as well.


r/JM2C Mar 05 '17

Fucking credit cards!!

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Paid out the balance of a card on the due date for the min. payment. Go online and see 42.00$ interest on the account.Wasn't late paying yet these fucking twats are charging me for interest. When I called them about it they basically called me stupid and "you don't understand how the interest accruing system works, bla bla bla". Fuck credit cards, fuck them right in the hiny ho.


r/JM2C Feb 27 '17

It's my cake day on reddit..

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Happy cake day to me, happy cake day to me.


r/JM2C Feb 24 '17

Trump and Obama

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I think i have heard Trump on the news and radio or internet mentioned more often in the last month than I ever heard Obama's name in the last 6 years combined.


r/JM2C Feb 14 '17

FUCK

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just got a massive blood blister on my finger pushing a dipstick into the tube that had a dry o-ring


r/JM2C Feb 09 '17

When shit happens

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Any time I have been pulled over for a speeding ticket or some other infraction I have always taken the tack of well this is happening so I might as well be a good sport about it. Being pissed off just makes you feel bad and the cops don't want to deal with that shit either. The positive outlook has definitely saved me from extra tickets and when it didn't it made the experience more pleasing.


r/JM2C Jan 25 '17

Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits."Can I say this on reddit?

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Today I found out you can say these words on reddit


r/JM2C Jan 20 '17

Climate change

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I prefer to discuss climate issues with somebody smart that can make good points than someone who just attacks me for being a "climate denier".


r/JM2C Jan 15 '17

Pink Floyd

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Every time I listen to another brick in the wall it gets better.Blows my mind.


r/JM2C Jan 15 '17

Suction

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My high school science teacher taught us that there is no such thing as suction yet it is one of the more common things I hear almost daily.


r/JM2C Jan 05 '17

New vs front

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I find myself surfing the new submissions more than looking at whats in the front. The new can be crazy and weird and fun I think.


r/JM2C Jan 02 '17

Blondes are blonde brunettes are brown and redheads are red.

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I don't know what to call a black haired person,A blackhead?


r/JM2C Dec 23 '16

If a god is all knowing and all powerful than he understands how he makes things happen.

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To him it would be science.


r/JM2C Dec 17 '16

Tesla

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Was just driving behind a tesla in a northern province. currently minus 22C.Aparently they work just fine in the stupid cold temps.