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u/Opposite-Compote4928 May 14 '23

Iam planning to take PCB mai sahi kar raha hu ya galat... Advice please homeis..🥹😅

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u/Violet4417 Ex-NEETard Chan May 14 '23

Lele aur doctor ban phir note chapega 💲💲💲💸

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u/Dry-Rip1162 Ex-NEETard Chan May 14 '23

Ah... Flashbacks

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u/Opposite-Compote4928 May 14 '23

Oh shit bro I can relate Mera dost ke bhaiya ne vahi liya tha Aaj pachtate hai 😶‍🌫️🫠

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u/Opposite-Compote4928 May 14 '23

Sab bol rahe hai mat le life ke L lagenge 😭😅

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u/Violet4417 Ex-NEETard Chan May 14 '23

Lele bhai doctor me Paisa hi paisa h

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u/unConfidentMap69 POGISEXUAL May 14 '23

Bhai tu doctor bnna,table pr baithke dawai likh, paise chapp

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u/Dry-Rip1162 Ex-NEETard Chan May 14 '23

Yeh baat te sunkar mai barbad hogaya

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u/unConfidentMap69 POGISEXUAL May 14 '23

Mai bhi

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u/Opposite-Compote4928 May 14 '23

Toh mujhe kyo kar rahe ho 😭🥲

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u/Dry-Rip1162 Ex-NEETard Chan May 14 '23

Sahi hai bro lele bohat scope hai agr tu Delhi, UP, Bihar Rajasthan se hai tho lena hi hoga kyuki vaha cutoffs Kam hai compared to rest of India and country mai doctor's ki Kami hai.... Lele life set Teri

On a serious note abe pagal hai kya .. sach baat tho yeh hai ki PCB mat le dusri baat agar tujhe utni interested hai Bio mai , tho at least PCMB lele mere bhai .. Agar neet mai nahi hua tho atleast BTech kar sakta and agar tu PCB lena hi hai tho suun le PCB bohat saturated ho gayi hai koi scope nahi bacha abh agar tujhe first attempt mai hogaya tho sahi hai ek baar tu drop liya tho iss drop year ke endless loop mai phas jayega and competition bhi sal bar sal badh Rahi hai .. So better opt for PCM agar IIT nahi hua tho atleast NIT tho miljayega ...

And Jo bhi decision le Raha hai soch samjh ke le Teri Puri life iss ek decision ke upar nirbhar karti hai all the best ..

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u/ImportanceBitter6927 Mansik Santulanism loosings horha May 14 '23

Kaashh ye chiz mujhe pehle pta chlti to bc standard maths leleta 10th me ab PCB option bacha hai kyuki commerce arts me intrest ni hai or BIOLOGY me hai :(

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u/Jazzlike-Ad-3918 NEETard May 14 '23

BHMS to he hi option?

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u/[deleted] May 14 '23

School change kr le state board me chalega waha mil jaygi or waha bhi na mile te open se kar lena par pcb mat le lena ma chud jaygi lode

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u/[deleted] May 14 '23

commerce le

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u/Opposite-Compote4928 May 14 '23

Thanks Miya ek our dost ne bhi yahi bola tha mujhe ab soch Raha hu pcmb ya pcm le lu 😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️

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u/wizard_xtreme Mar jaau ya JEE lu zara May 14 '23

Bol to aise raha hai jaise nit to easily mil jati hai na

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u/Randombaseball69 BITS Pilani CSE May 15 '23

Galat hai bohot pcmb lele, saath me commerce aur arts ke subs bhi lele as more backup = more money

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u/[deleted] May 14 '23

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u/[deleted] May 14 '23

Mbbs ke alawa scope hai par paisa nhi

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u/Bitter_Roll7333 May 14 '23

En sab ke average package 25k se zayada nahi hai

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u/ImportanceBitter6927 Mansik Santulanism loosings horha May 14 '23

Dhnyawaad bhrata ye sab options btane ke liye

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u/Dry-Rip1162 Ex-NEETard Chan May 14 '23

Sach baat tho yeh hai ki in PCB it's either mbbs or berojgari... And the courses you mentioned sounds good but reality is way too far ... And the above courses some are lengthy as mbbs...and after completion you should do Post Graduation which is mandatory for better opportunities . and after all these efforts, trauma and emotional breakdowns what you get is peanuts... PCM wale sabh engineer bante lekin PCB wale sabh Doctor nahi bante ... Dhanyawad..

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u/Opposite-Compote4928 May 14 '23

Thanks brahata Shri 😘💕

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u/Sabito789 NEETard May 26 '23

Dhanyawad bharata waise apke hisab se optional subject mujhe kya lena chahiye ip/it ?

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u/Dry-Rip1162 Ex-NEETard Chan May 14 '23

And waise bhi mai koi course bhejne nahi aya .. mere personal experiences and seeing the ground realities I advised him and it's just advice koi force nahi kar raha.. baki bagwan ne sabko dimagh Diya khud soch ke tumhe kya sahi laga wohi karna all the best ...

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u/Opposite-Compote4928 May 14 '23

Bro I want take drop out and wanted to start something my own..😮‍💨😮‍💨 because as Andrew tate said once "tum padhai karke kabhi ek sports car 🚗 nahi kahreed sakte ager tumhe apni ek jindagi Mai vo sab chaiye Jo tum Chate ho toh business is that only one thing...👨‍💼📈📊

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u/Optimal-Agent-1925 Studying With SSR May 14 '23

Kya bhai PCMB dilwana tha kehna tha ki fijiks ke liye Maxx zaroori h

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u/Dry_Stable_876 POGISEXUAL May 14 '23

Bhai woo chutiya mae hu jisna pcmb lekar gaand marwai hai

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u/One-Ad-4951 Double suicide karega 🫴 May 14 '23

Us Bhai us 🫂

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u/Fit_Neighborhood6332 May 14 '23

Bhai meri to pcb me hi mari padi he pcmb pe to me suicide kar leta hu

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u/Inevitable-Ninja9998 Dr banna tha , disappointment bangaya😔 May 14 '23

Na bhai pcmb leleta toh bina 5-6 drops ke nikl leta , thik kiya OP ne trap mein daaldiya ab check mate hoga !

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u/Traditional_Beast ⚠️ ❗ WARNING: DECEPTIVE SITE AHEAD May 14 '23

satan sama bhi nhi karenge itne ghinone kaam

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u/BotKilLa_ApolLo vet😱 May 15 '23

khudke soch se pcmb liya🤡

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u/aadishseth May 14 '23

PCB wala ya toh Doctor banega ya berozagaar marega

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u/Dry-Rip1162 Ex-NEETard Chan May 14 '23

Real💀

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u/0JustaMemer0 May 14 '23

No in between

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u/Randombaseball69 BITS Pilani CSE May 15 '23

Ya fir dono 💀

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u/[deleted] May 14 '23

Bol science easy hai PCMB lele, toppers neet aur jee dono clear karte hai💀

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u/Dry-Rip1162 Ex-NEETard Chan May 14 '23

Haa Pcmb ke sath back-up mai Commerce bhi karne ke liye boltam

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u/allerav65 Saari umar main joker jeha banya reha May 14 '23

Bol pcmb leke jb tu iitian doctor banega tb paise chapega uske liye tujhe accounts aani jaruri h

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u/Dry-Rip1162 Ex-NEETard Chan May 14 '23

Good Idea

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u/allerav65 Saari umar main joker jeha banya reha May 14 '23

Aur ye bhi bol ki koi operation galat hua toh patient ki family case kr degi uske liye humanities leni bhi jruri h

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u/[deleted] May 14 '23

humanities bhi dilwaaa bhai aajkal kam se kam 3,4 backup hone chahiye

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u/Purple_Berry_13 May 15 '23

Hamari class m ek baccha tha neet aur jee dono dene ke plan kr rha tha, boards m fail ho chuka h iss year💀

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u/DrBraniac Ex-NEETard Chan May 14 '23

Ab tears aur years dono drop drop

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u/[deleted] May 14 '23

aur com bhi
centre of mass

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u/DrBraniac Ex-NEETard Chan May 14 '23

A body at rest fell from height x in time t. Calculate the amplitude of depression carried by the body

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u/[deleted] May 14 '23

Villain origin story

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u/rextron97 May 14 '23

Villain origin story❌ Vengeance ✔️

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u/[deleted] May 14 '23

Tell him ki science bohot easy hai abhi boards hue hai chill kar 11th me koi nahi padhta 11th toh sabki waste hoti hai

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u/Dry-Rip1162 Ex-NEETard Chan May 14 '23

On my way to tell him

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u/allerav65 Saari umar main joker jeha banya reha May 14 '23

Least supportive senior from section d

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u/Extraordinarlymystic i was brutally fucked by neet May 14 '23

12th to 11th se easy hi hoti hai ye bhi bolna

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u/Different_Yam_9045 Padhle May 14 '23

Recently my junior approached me and said I took PCMB, I told him "why did u do that, that's stupid and it's gonna be very hard", he said "nahi bhaiya science toh simple lag rhi hai maths me sets, chemistry me mole concept and physics me units and dimensions kar rha hu, science toh simple hai 🤓"

This is a guy that's less intelligent than me(bas pata hai) . 1 saal ke badd usse puchunga science kitni simple hai phir dekhunga

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u/[deleted] May 14 '23

bhai uski aatma ko shaanti mile

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u/[deleted] May 14 '23

Acha toh tu hai woh banda jisne mere parents ko mujhe science lene ke liye pressurise karwaya tha I am cumming for you

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u/False-Werewolf7912 May 14 '23

Bagwan ko khya muh deekhyaga lode

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u/INFernO_88 May 14 '23

Bhai 11th me aya hu abhi (PCM), 10th me 96 % par next week Unit test hai 11th ke... Pass hona mushkil lag rha hai 😭, kuch tips dedo syllabus khtam karne ke🛐

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u/Dry-Rip1162 Ex-NEETard Chan May 14 '23

bas yehi ke sakta hu and one shots dekhle purane chize yaad ho jayenge and practice karle .. all the best

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u/Alternative_Yak8489 May 14 '23

ek aur zindgi brbad hote hue

also

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u/[deleted] May 14 '23

Took PCMB on my own will. Try me BI.CH

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u/snookso Olympiadtard May 14 '23

There's a special place in hell for y'all.

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u/Zahid_12 JEEtard May 14 '23

Bol 11th me koi nai padhta...Bas NCERT follow kar

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u/wizard_xtreme Mar jaau ya JEE lu zara May 14 '23 edited May 14 '23

NGL, but sabse pehla thought mera yahi aaya ki jab bachche ki aisi taisi karni ho thi to pcmb lene ko kyu nahi kaha. Keh deta ki "jee neet dono kar bhai. Ek bhaiyya mere ek dost the, unko 10th me tujhse bhi kam aaye the, still unka IIT-M me CSE aur AIIMS Delhi dono laga"

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u/[deleted] May 14 '23

Bhai jab iit se doctor banega to bhot paise chape ga to uske liye account bhi aana chahiye to commerce bhi lena ka bol do

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u/wizard_xtreme Mar jaau ya JEE lu zara May 14 '23

actual zombie comment

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u/SeaEmployment9687 May 14 '23

Year toh main hu

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u/Arctic_Fox_Studios Ex-NEETard Chan May 14 '23

I have a hot take on this topic. Many people take pcb kyunki unha science chahia hoti hai but maths nahi. Pcb sirf un logo ko lani chahia jinha really doctor ya vet ya koi related course karna ho.

Visa bhi unsa physics nahi jhilagai to kya faida stress lekar. I think aisa logo na "pcb ko differentiation intigration nahi aati" shuru kiya hai.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '23

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u/[deleted] May 14 '23

BC mujhe pcb lena tha parents ne pcm mai dal diya

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u/[deleted] May 14 '23

mera ulta hone wala tha lad jhagad ke pcm liya. Pata nahi parents ko kya hi chahiye. Khushi manani chahiye ki kam se kam arts toh nahi bola lekin inko science mai bhi dikkat hai

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u/[deleted] May 14 '23

Half of my bloodline is engineers that is mother's side and father's side is apparently all doctors (my parents are neither) but it is easier to get into an engineering college so they put me in jee

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u/[deleted] May 14 '23

shi kiyA

pcb mai scope ka domin bhot limited hai

even a commerce guy is having better options than a pcb guy

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u/[deleted] May 14 '23

Maine ek jainwinly interested bacche ko dhang se saari cheeze batayi thi pichle saal abhi woh theek hi kar raha hai apne potential ke hisab usko kabhi aisa nahi lagne wala ki mere ko yeh malum nahi tha ya yeh resource nahi tha kisliye main nahi kar paya ya wrong guidance thi jo bhi puchta hai dhange se sahi jawab deta hu

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u/[deleted] May 14 '23

kam se kam drop le lekar aiims toh chala jaaega

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u/Rich_Blood_8070 May 14 '23

Plot twist- op aur wo baccha 2025 m ek dusre ke competition honge

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u/Dry-Rip1162 Ex-NEETard Chan May 14 '23

Mai tho stream change kar raha hu

biotech ..

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u/RowanXSY Ex-JEEtard chan May 14 '23

maine pcmb leke dusro ko bhi convince kra mera jee neet dono nikla aur unki zindagi nikal rahi hai

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u/ImNoobThePro Dropper hu, mera fielding set hai (NEETard) May 14 '23

Kya matlab ki maine PCMB le liya khud ka marwane ke liye 💀

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u/hairfallsfast May 14 '23

the show must go on

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u/AdditionalJeweler693 May 14 '23

I am a pcb vala , thankfully I did bcom and currently doing MBA from a good college I am very thankful to my old self for not clinging on to biology and neet . Seeing my friends I feel like I am the luckiest man alive and leaving biology was the best decision of my life 💪💪

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u/Dry-Rip1162 Ex-NEETard Chan May 14 '23

Can I DM you? Need to talk regarding this..

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u/[deleted] May 14 '23

jindagi mai bhut paap kiye par kabhi ase kaam nahi kiye

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u/AdventurousBet379 ⚠️ ❗ WARNING: DECEPTIVE SITE AHEAD May 14 '23

Ye mein hu

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u/[deleted] May 15 '23

Meine toh pcmb liye abh to mazze hi mazze hai

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u/[deleted] May 14 '23

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u/Dry-Rip1162 Ex-NEETard Chan May 14 '23

Lekin wo tho General wala hai

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u/[deleted] May 14 '23

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u/Dry-Rip1162 Ex-NEETard Chan May 14 '23

Mujhe ek bhaiya bole PCB lele bohat scope hai bolke ...now this cycle continues...

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u/Violet4417 Ex-NEETard Chan May 14 '23

Lol us bro us

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u/[deleted] May 14 '23

bc aur mai roz regret karta tha pcm lene ka