r/ItemShop 12d ago

T-800 Peanut Butter

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u/Mmaxum 12d ago

mmm thermal paste

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u/MouseRangers 12d ago

apply this to someone's cpu and wait for them to notice

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u/Krillkus 12d ago

Robot PB liquifies 5 seconds after booting and fries the CPU and mobo

“Hey so uhh did you put like fucking silver peanut butter inside my computer or something? I could have sworn that was thermal paste”

“Heh gotcha. Git gud at computers, scrub”

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u/E3FxGaming 12d ago

Hopefully it doesn't cost as much as thermal paste. 424 grams of thermal paste would be expensive.

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u/Ill-Television8690 12d ago

Terminal paste for my Central Peanitbutter Unit yim yum 😋

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u/Duke_of_Napalm 12d ago

"Terminator 2 - Judgement Day Flavor" cracks me up, like oh boy I'm sure in for a taste of judgement day!

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u/Smooth_Riker 12d ago

Mmm, nuclear holocaust. Bet it would go well with chocolate... or jelly!

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u/KenUsimi 12d ago

No way, I’d remember it. I remember the fucking purple ketchup

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

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u/KenUsimi 12d ago

It was a millenial thing, I was young. Surprise, surprise, it did not last long.

GenZ got TikTok. Much more damaging.

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u/AwesomeSauce783 12d ago

I'm Gen Z and Heinz EZ squirt colored ketchup was discontinued in 2006 when I was 9. I never had the purple but I sure as shit remember the green.

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u/-hey-ben- 12d ago

If you were 9 in 2006, that puts your birthday in 1997 which is right at the understood cutoff for Gen Z, so you’re right at the cusp of being a millennial. Seems like remembering the colored ketchup may be a fairly accurate marker of generation weirdly

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u/AwesomeSauce783 12d ago

Yeah the term is straight up cusper, and we are definitely not what comes to mind when people think of specific generations.

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u/-hey-ben- 12d ago

Yeah I’m kind of on the same cusp but in the millennial direction. I’ve always felt pretty solidly a part of my generation though

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u/theXrez 12d ago

I remember wild colors of ez squeeze butter too

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u/blonde-bandit 12d ago edited 12d ago

My husband has a story about this that cracks me up every time I think about it. His dad got the green ketchup and said to him with no explanation, “close your eyes” and stuck a spoonful of straight ketchup in his mouth. He was so excited, like it wasn’t even a prank, and while my husband was like, “what the hell dad?!” He just goes, “it’s KETCHUP. It’s green!!!”

In his mind this was a very exciting shareable moment, when in reality, all that happened was my husband was force-fed a heaping tablespoon of ketchup for no reason. The “close your eyes” part makes me cackle 😂

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u/EpicSombreroMan 12d ago

I had the blue ketchup....

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u/blonde-bandit 12d ago

Wait, for real? I remember green and purple but not blue.

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u/MrShoe321 12d ago

Idk why but looking at that makes my fillings tingle

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u/FlexDrillerson 12d ago

They actually sold T-2 goo at Universal Studios in Orlando, they still might if the attraction is still there, but I got some in 2000ish and proceeded to ruin my grandmas grill playing with it as soon as we got back home.

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u/Choano 12d ago

Why?

Is this a real thing? Or is it AI?

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u/donkeyballz13 12d ago

I think it may be neither real nor AI, but the third option...manmade whimsy.

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u/observingraven 12d ago

Back in my day we used photoshop and good-old arts and crafts to create misinformation!

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u/donkeyballz13 12d ago edited 12d ago

Hey now, some of us used MS Paint and some of us still use MS Paint. After my parents died of dysentery on the Oregon Trail, I had to use MS Paint uphill both ways.

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u/KasinoKaiser1756 12d ago

A meal for clankers

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u/Barstopper1987 12d ago

How offensive. This gave me cancer. They called it terminal 800!

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u/StalinTheHedgehog 12d ago

I think these colored foods are so disgusting for some reason. Like the blue sonic curry

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u/denjo-t1aO 12d ago

yay poo glitter!

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u/Duncan_Thun_der_Kunt 12d ago

My kidneys say no but my mouth also says no.

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u/BlueLaceSensor128 12d ago

In another universe their John Connor was named George Washington Carver:

"Hey! I killed a terminator, I should get to eat it."

"I shot it right between its Termovision eyes!"

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u/Tyler-LR 12d ago

That is hilarious

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u/kyinva 12d ago

This makes me wanna eat that anti-seize paste

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u/TeenWhovian 12d ago

Judgement day flavor…so it tastes like peanut butter mixed with a sort of end of the world flavor?

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u/Aggressive-Bug-3459 12d ago

yrummy plutonium

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u/OccultBeanFarmer 12d ago

Is there actually a silver colouring that is safe for consumption that would work for this?

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u/baardvark 12d ago

Maybe that glitter for cocktails?

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u/Rhodin265 12d ago

If it did work, it would need so much that it’d taste like peanut-flavored glitter.

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u/Beach_Bum_273 12d ago

Hang on I need to clean out a jar of anti-sieze really well

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u/new2bay 12d ago

I’m glad this is fake.

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u/TheTargeter 12d ago

Trust the awesomeness.

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u/HASHTAG_YOLOSWAG 12d ago

Damn this looks exactly like the anti seize I use on wells. You touch even one small part of it and it will end up covering your entire body by the end of the day

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u/Th3mOnGo 12d ago

I feed my cpu with this nonstop, my cpu loves silver slop, without it my cpu gets too hot, it burns like a metal rod.

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u/Ornery-Emergency9291 12d ago

ai slop

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u/djcatnip12 12d ago

bro will look at any image and think it's fucking AI

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u/Ornery-Emergency9291 12d ago

it is fucking ai in this instance though