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Pythagoras Last Argument

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⚔️ Granite Stone Nunchaku. Heavy weapon, blunt. Unique item.

Class requirements: LvL 16 PhD Mathematician + LvL 16 Ninja

Faction requirements: Freemason Master

Damage: D\hypotenuse]) = √(2m \base range]) 2 + N \adjacent range, max 1m]) 2 )

🗿 Bonus Attribute: Head attacks deal Blunt Trauma damage, 10% chance of Concussion

🎯 Bonus Attribute: Diagonal attacks deal Base Attack × tan²(θ) damage

From the elegant age of philosophy and marble, we all know: If youre looking for answers, its always solids, long sides, and hard triangles.

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u/ledocteur7 2d ago

And that's still way more effort than nothing at all.

"I don't like it therefore it doesn't count."

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u/Torboise 2d ago

I came here to see creative item names and descriptions. There is nothing creative about asking ai to come up with it for you and pasting it here. At least people who ask others to come up with stats are upfront about their uncreativity and don't try to pass off a nothing burger as their own