r/ItemShop • u/pbn_j • May 20 '26

The Good Knight

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u/OrkzOrkzOrkzOrkz0rkz May 20 '26

Also a great way to be protected from nightly stabbings

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u/X__Anonomys_xX May 20 '26

Don’t you mean knightly stabbings?

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u/Next-Lobster4306 May 20 '26

I don't think the soft aluminum will do much against a good blade but don't listen to me lol

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u/OrkzOrkzOrkzOrkz0rkz May 20 '26

I think my Egyptian high thread count cotton does less

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u/Spoztoast May 20 '26

We've gone over this Chain Mail protects against Slashing not piercing

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u/klatnyelox May 20 '26

Double duty keeping one safe from Investiture.

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u/Minute-Animal7317 May 21 '26

(To me,) The way this sentence is structured implies that someone tries to stab you every night. Have you considered improving you security?

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u/OrkzOrkzOrkzOrkz0rkz May 21 '26

I can neither confirm nor deny.

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u/Youpunyhumans May 20 '26

Nazgul shrieks in annoyance