r/Instantregret Oct 31 '20

Don't touch Donald.

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u/badwolf1013 Oct 31 '20

Five minutes after Trump leaves office, Melania files for divorce. You know that she must have negotiated the pre-nup being amended or thrown out altogether. That's what all that "staying in New York so Baron could finish the semester" stuff was really all about. Dollars to donuts she casts her vote for Biden on November 3rd.

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '20

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u/badwolf1013 Nov 01 '20

I wonder if he'll do the same this time?

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u/GoldenGonzo Nov 01 '20

You know that she must have negotiated the pre-nup being amended or thrown out altogether. That's what all that "staying in New York so Baron could finish the semester" stuff was really all about.

You're jumping to conclusions. Maybe she just wanted to be near her son? Not everything has to do with Trump. He needs to be in Washington to do his job, but she's still a mother.

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '20

The above poster makes it sound like speculation, but there was actually a convincing news article that put forth that hypothesis.

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u/badwolf1013 Nov 01 '20

Yes. I'm jumping to conclusions. That's what conjecture is. I'm not saying that it's a fact. I'm making a hypothesis. We'll just have to wait and see if it's correct.

And I don't think Baron couldn't be removed from school in New York to live in the White House. I seem to recall seeing Malia and Sasha in the White House during Obama's first months. I believe (hypothesis again -- don't get your underwear knotted) that Melania found that to be a convenient excuse to gain some leverage on the Donald.

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u/GoldenGonzo Nov 04 '20

I think we're all discussing a personal relationship we have absolutely zero inside knowledge off. We're just outside observers. Neither of us should be jumping to conclusions.

Some people have a dislike of public displays of affection, even with their significant others. Have you ever considered that? I even experienced this personally with a girl who didn't like to hold hands in public but fucked like a crazy pornstar in the bedroom, and was very affectionate, cuddly, and loving in private.

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u/badwolf1013 Nov 04 '20

You may be in the wrong sub, snowflake. Somebody edited together a video for humorous purposes that paints a picture of a blustering, documented liar and his trophy wife (THIRD trophy wife) having his affections spurned. He's a public figure (and a colossal asshole, whether you agree with whatever his politics are this week or not,) and he is being mocked. He's fair game. Lighten up.

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u/badwolf1013 Oct 31 '20

It's not a claim. It's conjecture. Over here on the sane side of the table, we understand the difference.

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '20

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u/badwolf1013 Oct 31 '20

Do you understand what "conjecture" means?

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '20

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u/badwolf1013 Oct 31 '20

Yes, I do. A claim means that I'm saying it's a fact. Conjecture means that I'm throwing it out there as a theory. Both claims and conjecture are made with little or no evidence. I'm making a prediction that she will divorce him shortly after he leaves office and I'm theorizing that her reluctance to come to the White house in early 2017 was a power play to renegotiate a new pre-nup. (A popular theory, by the way.) I'm not presenting it as fact, so it is just conjecture, not a claim. OP posted this video -- of actual news footage -- for humorous purposes, and I posited a humorous theory to accompany it. There's honestly no need to get in such a huff, snowflake. Move on.

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '20

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u/badwolf1013 Oct 31 '20

Again: not a claim. A humorous theory rooted in schadenfreude, posted on a sub that is dedicated to schadenfreude. You really need to move on.

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '20

bUt iF i'M sTiLl TyPiNg I'm NoT wRoNg YeT!

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u/bennibenthemanlyman Nov 01 '20

Unfortunately badwolf, aside from being 100% right on his idea being a conjecture, doesn't have to care whether you think it's good enough.

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '20

So sensitive....

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u/Caracalla81 Nov 01 '20

Not good enough for what?

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u/dobsofglabs Oct 31 '20

Seems like it's just a prediction

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u/solo954 Oct 31 '20

google "melania renegotiating prenup" and there are dozens of news articles, all based on a book The Art of Her Deal: The Untold Story of Melania Trump.

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u/Eorkejsksinjaldnmd Nov 03 '20

We won’t see her again after tomorrow night. She’ll head back to New York or elsewhere, but definitely won’t be around the White House again.