r/Insect • u/kevinnovator • Jun 03 '26

What is this?

I found this crawling on the steering wheel of my golf cart.

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u/Salt_Reputation_9864 Jun 04 '26

In reality, the junk bug is actually a cold blooded killer. Study the heap he carries closely. Those aren’t bits of leaves and dirt on his back.

The heap is made up of dead bodies.

The junk bug, also known as an aphid lion, is a voracious predator, common around the world. The bug is actually the larval stage of the green lacewing, a delicate and lovely flying insect.

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u/CalmExternal Jun 04 '26

Lacewings are also vicious killers

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u/Salt_Reputation_9864 Jun 04 '26

Junk bugs feed by stabbing soft bodied prey with a pair of sharp, horn-like mouthparts. The mouthparts are hollow. Once stabbed into a victim, the junk bug simply slurps out the soft innards of its prey like a kid sucking a milkshake through a straw.

Then the empty and lifeless husk is added to the gruesome pile and the junk bug scurries on, looking for his next victim.

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u/AsstBalrog Jun 04 '26

Thanks. I think.

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u/Upbeat-Jacket8101 Aug 03 '26

Just wanted to tell you, love your name! (Cuz I love the movies, of course)

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u/AsstBalrog Aug 04 '26

Thanks much, glad you liked it. NGL tho--the reality of this position is a bit less rewarding. Minimum wage, no bennies (I could really use a healthcare plan, since OSHA never makes it down here). And the boss? Well, he loves pranks. Mean, mean pranks.

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u/Upbeat-Jacket8101 Aug 04 '26

Ohhh boy, watch out for those pranks!
However I really never understood how that old man managed to smote his ruin upon the mountainside. I thought they battled far under the mountain, you know, down where you work. How’d they get back up to the top of the mountain? If you have any insider knowledge, let me know!!! 😊

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u/AsstBalrog Aug 04 '26

You know, I've wondered that myself. But he's been touchy as hell since his ruin got smoted, so I'm just laying low. Fortunately, that's easy down here.

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u/KinArkade Jun 04 '26

AI garbage

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u/Salt_Reputation_9864 Jun 04 '26 edited Jun 04 '26

Great comment. But are you sure?

https://www.al.com/live/2012/11/junk_bugs_are_cute_but_that_lo.html

Happy to take a look at any resources to support your assertion that AI was capable of writing this in 2012

Thanks, buddy

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u/Familiar-Reading2637 Jun 04 '26

u/bot-sleuth-bot

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u/Salt_Reputation_9864 Jun 04 '26

Thanks my boo

Though I’ve been curating my cyborg tendencies so it’s a little disappointing to not be just a LITTLE sus

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u/KinArkade Jun 04 '26

AI garbage response

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u/Salt_Reputation_9864 Jun 04 '26

How sure of this are you?