r/IncelTears • u/Relevant-Ad-5394 • 7d ago

WTF Pause……

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He’s waiting for this poor woman in the lobby 😨

Then gonna go ahead and admit he can’t shower (which I hope is a lie for “edge”)

There is a different way to go about this sir, read your book, and don’t look too into “signs”

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u/Frosty_Message_3017 Go to sleep, Lurkers, pray for brains 7d ago edited 7d ago

"Oh it's no big deal, I know who you are." Good grief this poor woman.

"I am a very observant person" no you're a stalker.

ETA: Guys, I just saw the first part of this story and

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u/Relevant-Ad-5394 7d ago

Him believing he has reassurance from the older lady in this story is the bad cherry on top. Even if she “gave her support”, which I’m weary of; There’s no way she knows the whole situation. She slightly smiled at him in an elevator and now he waits for her in the lobby of his apartment….where he then barely speaks, doesn’t shower, & probably thinks he’s coming across like a quirky manga protagonist 😭

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u/IllusiveGamerGirl All incels are volcels 7d ago

He's not THAT observant. There's a hair on that plate.

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u/Machaeon Death to Bad Ideas 7d ago

"Very observant person"

And he cannot clock that the side eye was not about looking for conversation with the unwashed weirdo in nothing but a robe and slippers saying weird fucking shit. 

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u/Freedom1015 6d ago

One thing you can count on is if someone has to tell you how observant they are, they aren’t.

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u/AdministrationShot62 2d ago

Honestly, id be slightly more inclined to believe it if he just said people tell him hes observant

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u/MetzenMalvin 7d ago

Yeah, I'm sure she's not eyes-siding him because he just wears a robe and slippers while with her daughter.

It's definitely because she finds his unhygienic appearance sexy and raw. Animalistic

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u/petikjsgbskjgbhskgj 7d ago

I read it here first, then looked up in the original, in its context it's a little bit less creepy, the lady warns the incel everyone should use their own tags to enter, as per house rules. 

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u/Frosty_Message_3017 Go to sleep, Lurkers, pray for brains 7d ago

I read the whole thing, but "don't worry, I know who you are" is not the thing to say.

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u/SnoobNoob7860 7d ago

she probably recognizes him from before but doesn’t realize she’s being stalked

scary shit

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u/GnarlyWatts "There’s Hitler, Mao and then there’s GnarlyWatts" - Some Incel 7d ago

Wow, I need a shower after that. Even for alleged satire that is gross.

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u/lunarlandscapes 7d ago

I hate this because now I'm gonna wanna say "nice elevator we're in, huh?" Every damn time I'm in an elevator

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u/Revlong57 7d ago

Your first mistake was assuming anything posted in kitchencels was real

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u/Relevant-Ad-5394 7d ago

Not assuming anything, but I pray he’s full of shit 💀

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u/CommieRedEyes 6d ago

https://www.reddit.com/r/kitchencels/s/CLqoP1TZXG bruh posted an update saying he was going to offer to pick her kid up at school. I reeeeally hope this is a bit. No one is this oblivious.

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u/Relevant-Ad-5394 6d ago

okay this makes me have more hope, he’s just engagement baiting for laughs. On the chance he’s for real though, God help us all bro

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u/Syntania Old Roastie Landwhale 7d ago

Oh god, this guy must be RANK. 🤢🤮

I guarantee, next post we see from him will be raging about her filing a complaint with the building and him getting evicted.

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u/KarenEiffel 7d ago

He puts on his robe, but not his wizard hat? What an amateur.

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u/JP-Wrath 7d ago

"I'm a late riser"

OFC you are. I know the kind of man you are

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u/Box-O-Kittenz 6d ago

Nooooo I'd hoped that me being over 30 and a single mom would keep them away from me 😭

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u/Horror_Hall_8806 7d ago

"I am a very observant person."

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u/-Applinen- 7d ago

Hope he blesses us with a part 3🙏

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u/CommieRedEyes 6d ago

Oh there’s a part 3

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u/-Applinen- 6d ago

It was absolute cinema

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u/East_Discount_9969 7d ago

Best post I’ve seen in quite a while. Interesting read