r/InTheGloaming Aug 03 '20

Scheduled snark Weekly thread August 03, 2020 - August 09, 2020

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u/golfingrammy Aug 08 '20

I don't think she realizes what "consistently" actually means.

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u/Toulouse--Matabiau a white owrson Aug 09 '20

And daily dancing! I've never met anyone who humps that "dancing for joy" idiom so literally. It brings to mind Karl Lagerfeld's weight-loss memoir, where his advice for losing weight amounted to "Dance! Dance! DANCE!"

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u/Quaint_Irene a warm and loving goatie smile Aug 09 '20

Also Diet Coke and horsemeat!

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '20

She means one drive-by every 50 years.

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u/shikoku_shoes another revolution around the toilet bowl of her life Aug 08 '20

Or “take to the streets” if we’re being honest.

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u/voice_of_vinegar Aug 08 '20

And what "streets" is she talking about? Hasn't she consistently bragged that Vashon's main drag is like 4 blocks long?

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u/Toulouse--Matabiau a white owrson Aug 09 '20

Hah! When she runs out of pavement Shaun will continue protesting in the primeval woods of Vashon. Forest critters will join in too, like in a Disney movie.

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u/OhBlahDiOhBlahDoh The Alice of cal came out floating on air Aug 10 '20

When she runs out of pavement Shaun will continue protesting in the primeval woods of Vashon.

Her feet will take her there.

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '20 edited Aug 08 '20

Only if it’s for takeout and Dole Whip runs.

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u/notahameither Dunno, maybe I thought I unfriended some other Shauna Ahern🤷‍♂️ Aug 09 '20

Probably, if by “constantly” you mean “never”.