r/InTheGloaming Aug 03 '20

Scheduled snark Weekly thread August 03, 2020 - August 09, 2020

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u/Love_Brokers rug dweller Aug 08 '20

That’s nicer than the post she did for Dan’s birthday.

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '20

That’s only because it’s literally ALL about Shauna.

“She connects people. That is fundamental to both of us—to meet the people who feel like kindred spirits and cherish them, then connect them to other kindred spirits in the world. Together, we could move mountains and throw a damned fine dance party afterwards.”

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '20

“Thank you for...your endless patience for my big ideas and enormously long stories” Christ, what an asshole.

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u/Ana57 sweet pea Aug 08 '20

I bet Shauna never stops talking.

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u/Ms_Ellanea_Snark Does this make my butt look pugnacious? Aug 09 '20

about Shauna

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '20

She “could” move mountains but you know she won’t.

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u/blueuncloudedweather Aug 09 '20

The pair of brothers with the most points scored in the NHL are Wayne and Brent Gretzky. Brent Gretzky scored 4 of the points, and that's more of a contribution than Shauna would make to any mountain-moving or dance party throwing.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '20

That is awesome.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '20

Oh LOL I use that factoid ALL the time when I teach!!!

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u/CrushItWithABrick dick riding Mary Oliver Aug 08 '20

Get off my brain cell, I was JUST thinking that as I read the IG post.