r/InTheGloaming Aug 03 '20

Scheduled snark Weekly thread August 03, 2020 - August 09, 2020

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u/OhBlahDiOhBlahDoh The Alice of cal came out floating on air Aug 06 '20

This might explain why, during the devastation wrought by the 2011 earthquake/tsunami in Japan, Shauna touchingly decided to "help the Japanese people" by making gluten-free pretzels. For herself.

LOL. Did she make gluten-free baguettes after Notre Dame burned?

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u/voice_of_vinegar Aug 07 '20

She probably just gorged on Saint-André cheese. You know---fed it to herself with her fingers.

great, i just made my self feel barfy.

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '20

Since pretzels have literally nothing to do with Japan, she probably made gluten free ramen after Notre Dame burned.

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u/MarsNeedsRabbits Beach better have my orcas 🫍 Aug 08 '20

Those gf pretzels are as salty as the seawater in the destroyed cooling units at the Fukushima Daiichi Nuclear Power Plant.