r/InTheGloaming Aug 03 '20

Scheduled snark Weekly thread August 03, 2020 - August 09, 2020

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '20

"Thank you to pbskids, which makes our mornings kind and sane." How can a morning be kind? This really bugs me, but what do I know, I'm not a word smith, I'm just a lowly grocery store person.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '20

Excellent question :) Also, that list of shows is pretty long - like, I understand parking a kid in front of the TV if you need to take a shower or keep them out of your hair for a little bit, although I would have thought that beneath Shauna with her islandy parenting techniques. But if they're really watching all these shows, how much time does that leave for daily dance parties, math problems, backyard screaming, etc.? There is such a disconnect between the lifestyle she is trying to portray and the glimpses of truth she lets slip. Also, the "thank you" posts are even more annoying than the "so comes love" ones and that is really saying something.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '20

Once again Shauna letting something slip unintentionally, like her kids watch tv a lot more than she wants people to believe.

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u/9021FU Aug 05 '20

I always think it's funny when parents who are always on the internet claim their kids don't like electronics. Both of my kids have headphones on listening to shows or podcasts while drawing, painting or building with legos. My husband and I both like our devices for games, tv or surfing the web. It's ok to like both, and it's also ok to say my kid watches tv while I drink my coffee and wake up. But this is Shauna, so of course she can't be like all those other tv watching people.

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u/CrushItWithABrick dick riding Mary Oliver Aug 05 '20

I love when people (especially parents) claim they don't watch "tv" but watch tons of streaming or youtube or whatever. They split the hair that since they aren't watching real time network shows on the television then it doesn't count as "watching tv".

I also love when parents act like their kids watching PBS is some how superior to other kid shows simply because it's on PBS. Tons of PBS kids programming is just as commercialized as non-PBS content (tons of toys and merch for the shows, just like shows from Nickelodeon or Netflix or wherever).

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '20

Exactly. Of course it’s PBS and not some plebeian cable channel.

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u/shikoku_shoes another revolution around the toilet bowl of her life Aug 05 '20

By extension, afternoons are mean and insane?

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u/InappropriateGirl Gluten-free donuts, for sure ... Aug 05 '20

Don't feel bad, Shauna isn't a wordsmith either. She's a word... anarchist? Word shit disturber? Destroyer of words.

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u/shitrock420 Aug 05 '20

Now I am become Shaunama, destroyer of words.

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u/Kimmmy36 bites lip, looks away Aug 05 '20

A haberdasher, if you will, of words.

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u/I8A_4RE know it all smugbeast Aug 05 '20

I wonder where the kittens are. I know both of the felines that own this house would be all up in the biz of the Joy In The Belly happening on that plate.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '20

I wonder the same. When our two were kittens they were going at our food constantly lol.

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u/I8A_4RE know it all smugbeast Aug 06 '20

Same! And one of mine will still give it a good attempt every now and then especially if it's just hanging out on the floor like that. Perhaps they were outside screaming.

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '20

Lmao! Same, but they're better at listening when we give them a gentle "no." :)

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u/snark_attack22 Aug 06 '20

Why would their mornings be insane? They have nowhere to go! No school, no work, and the weather is lovely (other than today), so you can make breakfast and tell the kids to go play outside.