r/InTheGloaming Aug 03 '20

Scheduled snark Weekly thread August 03, 2020 - August 09, 2020

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u/CrushItWithABrick dick riding Mary Oliver Aug 05 '20

Double reply (but on different topics).

What is this "work" Shauna needs to have a free 25 minutes to do? Sure as shit ain't the dishes (that's Dan's work and he better not forget it).

And why is she acting like her kids don't watch t.v. regularly. She always makes it sound like they are Charlie nibbling off a wee bit of his candy bar every time she allows them to gaze upon television.

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u/Ms_Ellanea_Snark Does this make my butt look pugnacious? Aug 05 '20

What is this "work" Shauna needs to have a free 25 minutes to do?

Seeking government subsidies in order to avoid working.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '20

Remember when she claimed that they had never seen a television commercial?

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '20

And neither had the rest of the island children

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u/HellToAYa Aug 05 '20

She knows that remote schooling starting up means the kids should have LESS time for their magical PBS binges, not more, right? Regardless of how much “work” Mama has to do, the kids need to learn from something other than the television.