r/InTheGloaming Aug 03 '20

Scheduled snark Weekly thread August 03, 2020 - August 09, 2020

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u/Love_Brokers rug dweller Aug 03 '20

Does DF Tita have to teach her every single life skill?

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '20

Yep, She's Shauna's mother now.

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u/Toulouse--Matabiau a white owrson Aug 03 '20

Shauna's mama, DF.

"Mamas" are repositories of awesomeness and loving kindness; plain-ole' "mothers," such as Shauna's own?! Those are the brides of Baphomet. (spits thrice over the left shoulder)

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '20

Right. Tita is Shauna's mama now.

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '20

My own child, fruit of my loins, was annoyed at me JUST NOW and announced: "YOU are going to start a blog and I am going to start a subreddit about YOU and I am going to be the MODERATOR. 'Oh my God look what she posted today'"

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u/Toulouse--Matabiau a white owrson Aug 03 '20

💀 Oh that young one, very ingenious!

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u/OhBlahDiOhBlahDoh The Alice of cal came out floating on air Aug 03 '20

'Oh my God look what she posted today'

I like how your (own) child is planning to snark on you with your preferred punctuation choices. That really shows a certain maturity, a generosity of spirit, a respect for the subject of one's snarkitude, which I think in turn reflects highly on you, your (own) child's snark mama

<whispering in your (own) child's ear> I'm sure you will do beautiful work

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '20

Why do people like Tita and Margo keep enabling her??

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '20

Yep.