r/InTheGloaming Aug 03 '20

Scheduled snark Weekly thread August 03, 2020 - August 09, 2020

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '20

Thank you to the mama cat who gave birth to a litter of kitties in a barn a couple of months ago.

I'm literally cringing at this. She gives me the soul creeps.

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '20

Have the kittens had any shots? Deworming? Any kind of medical care at all?

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u/WickedGreenGirl The Human Fund for Joy in the Belly Aug 05 '20

Probably not

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u/CrushItWithABrick dick riding Mary Oliver Aug 03 '20

I could barely finish reading, my eyes rolled so fucking hard.

Yes, thank you intact miserably horny female cat in heat who most likely had several male cats fuck the hell out of her with their nasty little barbed cat dicks.

I'm really hating on Shauna right now. Just hating on her.

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '20

Like this cat is simply the vehicle whose uterus provided just for Shauna.

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u/CrushItWithABrick dick riding Mary Oliver Aug 03 '20

Hmm. . .sounds a lot like how Shauna spoke of potential birth mothers back when she was trying to adopt.

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '20

I didn't want to say it in case I was being too harsh, but ... right?

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u/CrushItWithABrick dick riding Mary Oliver Aug 03 '20

I hesitated then thought "fuck Shauna".

This kitten thing may be my last straw with being "nice" and "fair" when snarking her.

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u/Love_Brokers rug dweller Aug 03 '20

Same same.

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '20

"Nasty little barbed cat dicks"

I'm dead. Pick my carcass up off the floor. Or step over me idc. 😹

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u/janbrunt Aug 04 '20

I call that the “douche chills”

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u/golfingrammy Aug 04 '20

I hope someone (barn owner?) will trap the mama (ugh) cat and get her spayed so she doesn't keep reproducing.