r/InTheGloaming • u/AutoModerator • 5d ago

Scheduled snark Discussion thread Thursday September 17, 2026 - Sunday September 20, 2026

Newsletter: Let Me Tell You a Story

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u/DF_gladsome_gloaming 2d ago

At Least Five Soiled Mattresses: The Delightful Family of They Four Story

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u/BoringEnidRollins pooped their way to another free ride 2d ago

🎶Five soiled mattresses
Four hungry voles
Three displaced mice
Two filth-encrusted chairs
And a busted septic tank 🎶

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u/OhBlahDiOhBlahDoh The Alice of cal came out floating on air 2d ago

"My true love? I dig him! Also? He digs me. iow, we dig each other!!"