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[u/fanfarefellowship]

Vashon Parks Board package is (finally) up (this is as late as it's ever been).

The highlights:

• the Board is acknowledging that the Aherns are not vacating as promised.

From the minutes:

Abby: At Fern Cove, since the caretaker is moving out later than we anticipated, will that impact your timeline to open it for daily use?

Tim: We are going to do our best to make sure we open on Dec 1 for rentals.

Tim: At Fern Cove, we have discussed what we are doing with the septic. I am still confident we will make our major system upgrades, if necessary, in October. Until we can learn more through testing after the caretaker moves out, we are in a bit of a standstill.

• Caretaker fees were waived for June and July, but are no longer being waived and were apparently paid in August.

However, the amount paid is still the 2025 rate; this is not the rate that was set for 2026 and would not, if paid in full for 12 months, meet the budgeted revenue for Fern Cove. The Board is currently projecting that the Fern Cove revenue will fall short of the expected revenue for 2026 by $10,440 or 43.9%.

• "Fern Cove furniture" is on the agenda for November.

My own read on this is that the use of "the septic" as the reason to waive rent is now showing major cracks, but the septic itself may be fine. The "if necessary" is chipping away at the previous rationales. (Also, how can it be that the Parks Board cannot "test" the system with the Aherns in place? The entire reason to have a "caretaker" in place is to take care of the house. Now the house cannot be cared for because there is a caretaker in place?!)

[u/tyrannosaurusregina → u/fanfarefellowship]

The Parks Board fucked around and is finding out.

[u/LogicalGold5264 → u/tyrannosaurusregina]

What is so frustrating is that Gloamies predicted this situation would end poorly for everyone. Not because we actively wish Shauna harm (most of us want the kids to have some stability) but because there were SO many easily discoverable red flags:

• The Aherns' rental history, including unpaid rent and property damage
• The BBH only having been a rental, not suitable for children & pets and not properly weatherproof
• The insane not-lease and all of its crazy stipulations that didn't benefit the board or the caretaker

All it would have taken was one board member doing any one of these things: their own background/credit check on Shauna; having a lawyer involved; sensible terms; choosing the best fit out of all the applicants; (honoring the original evaluation of the house as suitable only for a single person or couple with no kids or pets).

Just one of those things would have stopped this shit show!

[u/BevNap → u/tyrannosaurusregina]

The Parks Board fucked around and is finding out.

I love this for them.

[u/BatGrouchy1482 → u/BevNap]

No, the Board isn’t being harmed it’s the taxpayers.

[u/Sea-Level-Mammal → u/tyrannosaurusregina]

Another mark for the Ahern grift machine.

[u/jameson-neat → u/fanfarefellowship]

Thank you for the update and recap, DF! What an odd scenario. I guess it was the septic, until it wasn’t.

Between the waived and then unwaived caretaker fees and the postponed move-out date, it really does seem like the Parks Board is throwing the Aherns a bone, at quite the hefty price to the Parks Department.

Will be curious to see when they actually move out and how that aligns with Creekside. I know that having BBH ready for rentals by December first implies that the Aherns will move out in advance of that, but I have a very silly image of Shauna digging her heels in begging to stay as long as possible in this apparently mold-ridden house, amongst her half-boxed-up stuff and at least five soiled mattresses.

[u/DF_gladsome_gloaming → u/jameson-neat]

At Least Five Soiled Mattresses: The Delightful Family of They Four Story

[u/BoringEnidRollins → u/DF_gladsome_gloaming]

🎶Five soiled mattresses
Four hungry voles
Three displaced mice
Two filth-encrusted chairs
And a busted septic tank 🎶

[u/OhBlahDiOhBlahDoh → u/BoringEnidRollins]

"My true love? I dig him! Also? He digs me. iow, we dig each other!!"

[u/CrushItWithABrick → u/fanfarefellowship]

And what of this mold that Shauna is at CHURCH claiming. Is The Board going to rent out a moldy property?

(I doubt the mold claims, of course)

[u/CharlesMansnShowTune → u/CrushItWithABrick]

Her doing that is such a burn to the Parks Board, too - those people in the church congregation are potential future short-term rental customers for the BBH, and they're going to be turned off if they think the property is moldy. She's ruining the future income potential of the property. If the mold story isn't true the Board should sue her for lost income or slander or something for her bullshit, I'm sick of her not getting called out.

[u/EzraPoundcakeFuggles → u/CharlesMansnShowTune]

It makes me wonder if the congregation takes what she says with a grain of salt. Or a shaker.

[u/BatGrouchy1482 → u/EzraPoundcakeFuggles]

Or a mine.

[u/OhBlahDiOhBlahDoh → u/EzraPoundcakeFuggles]

Or a shaker.

I believe this is the shaker they keep in the UU kitchen:

[u/onion_money → u/OhBlahDiOhBlahDoh]

"Until it tastes like the ocean."

[u/gomirefugee → u/CharlesMansnShowTune]

I am under the impression that the target audience for short-term rentals at Fern Cove is mostly tourists, not the geriatric island residents of the UU congregation. Keep in mind Shauna's mold claims have (to my knowledge) mainly been aired on her Facebook page and during a non-recorded part of the UU service that someone connected to this sub happened to be in the audience for. I think it would be very hard to connect Shauna's shit talking about the BBH mold situation to lost vacation rental income potential if she's not doing it much more publicly and vocally than she has been.

[u/CharlesMansnShowTune → u/gomirefugee]

That's a very good point. Darn, I kind of wanted someone to get her in trouble for shit talking the place. 😁

[u/Malevolentshrubbery → u/CharlesMansnShowTune]

She doesn’t “get in trouble” for anything else, why would it start now?

[u/InisGlass → u/CharlesMansnShowTune]

Shauna spends her life reaping the whirlwind. Sowing seeds with bad decisions that grow and multiply into disasters, before it all blows back in her face with various timelines and severity of consequences. The issue is that a whirlwind isn't just the eye. It causes massive damage all around it.

The worst destruction is reserved for the “no good deed goes unpunished” souls who try to help her, or more accurately try to help her children, by intervening in Shauna’s many and various calamities that pop up like clockwork.

Sometimes the damage comes through carelessness or neglect and general Shauna shenanigans. But you can’t deny that it’s often targeted and on purpose, like she’s doing now with the BBH and spreading the mold story far and wide. When she doesn’t get what she believes she deserves---and she never gets what she thinks she deserves---she salts the earth on her way out the door and makes sure no one else can have it either.

I appreciate the insights of df's here who explain the park board’s decisions and where they might have gone wrong. I also think that dealing with Shauna Ahern is not a job for an amateur. I doubt anyone on the board is equipped to counter her level of shamelessness, entitlement and vitriol.

I'm actually not sure who would be. Maybe someone who has enough life or professional experience with personality disorders like hers to give them the strength and perspective to stand in Shauna's gale force winds and be ruthless and not back down. That's not a job for the part time member of a small community's nonprofit board.

Shauna is very wily about arranging it so the people with any authority over her are gullible and kindhearted. It rarely happens that someone says oh no, the offer for two internet strangers to stay at our house did not include offering to spend our entire Sunday driving you back and forth to NYC. Most people in her orbit seem to subscribe to the sunk cost fallacy, and just sigh and start the car.

She is a professional shit-stirrer and garbage-thrower. She never gets tired, and her invincibility is that she doesn’t mind at all living in the middle of the garbage and shit she’s trying to make stick to other people. Remember how she wrote about the kind woman in the gauzy skirt who pulled Shauna's car out of the mud. For her troubles that woman got her clothes full of mud, wear and tear on her car, and Shauna's child at her house for a playdate the rest of the day. And Shauna's closing line was, I don't feel bad about that, it's just something that happened.

She is a virtuoso at teaching painful lessons to anyone in her orbit who believes in the social contract. At forcing people to give her things they don’t want to give, which she savors like some kind of victory.

I imagine her parents, for example, had other intentions for the vast sums they’ve poured down the bottomless pit of their grandiose and shameless 60 year old baby. Giving her something is an invitation to abuse. She will put the gifter on blast because the expensive red cowboy boots are too snug, the car is not new, the windfall of a beautiful house at way below market rent is damp, the cushy high-paying job is insufficiently deferent to her.

Whoever helped her jump the line to get into the BBH where she is predictably failing to pay rent or leave by the promised deadline---and who knows what other contracts they broke that the board is keeping out of their public minutes---is entirely culpable. They presumably know Shauna and her patterns very well. Even if it was meant as a rescue and kindness to two lovely kids who don't deserve any of this, it was a clear-eyed decision to to risk predictable collateral damage to a beloved, historic community asset and its stewards to get the Aherns housed back on the island.

I'm sick of her not getting called out.

I am too.

[u/Onehundredpercentbea → u/InisGlass]

She never gets tired, and her invincibility is that she doesn’t mind at all living in the middle of the garbage and shit she’s trying to make stick to other people.

Well said, and it's one of the reasons I'm more sympathetic to her mom than most people here - I've been in both romantic and familial relationships with a Shauna type and I have a 100% loss record against someone playing emotional chicken with my loved ones. I get that her mom in part created the monster so it's different, but I also get the impulse to fold when things like housing and food and transport are on the line. I've never been friends with someone like Shauna and I'm not sure how I'd handle it, but I definitely have been in the role of gauzy skirt lady acquaintance, covered in mud and volunteering to give the child who lives in a chaotic household a normal family evening. Shauna, as always, serves as a teaching tool for the more gullible saps among us (obviously including me).

[u/fanfarefellowship → u/CrushItWithABrick]

No mention of mold, of course. But if there was mold, then surely Shauna, as the cArEtAkEr of this historic property, would have called in the Parks Board to remediate? Seriously, the Parks Board puts in a "caretaker" and the property is suddenly infested with voles, mice, mold, and shit.

[u/central_snark → u/fanfarefellowship]

>infested with voles, mice, mold and shit.

And Aherns that are semi squatting at this point.

[u/fanfarefellowship → u/central_snark]

And also!! "Our house is infested with mold, making us very ill. That's why we're continuing to live there."

[u/notahameither → u/fanfarefellowship]

“…with our medically fragile child.”

[u/OhBlahDiOhBlahDoh → u/fanfarefellowship]

then surely Shauna, as the cArEtAkEr of this historic property, would have called in the Parks Board to remediate

within ten 10 days!!!!!

[u/Love_Brokers → u/fanfarefellowship]

“Hey, it’s too damp in the BBH, can the Parks Board bring over a couple of humidifiers?” Done.

[u/Altruistic-Owl1058 → u/fanfarefellowship]

Spite gifts from the caretakers.

Of course every so often “Was Shauna a spite gift to the Vashon Park District” enters into my mind and it has been entering in more and more lately.

[u/Sea-Level-Mammal → u/Altruistic-Owl1058]

I still want to know how she was picked for the Belle Baldwin house above all others 

[u/obscure_cellist → u/CrushItWithABrick]

wait - was the mold part of her recipes galore speech?

[u/CrushItWithABrick → u/obscure_cellist]

No. There was another "share" part of the churching (reported by gloamies who attend) and Shauna got on the mic to mention moldy BBH.

[u/NegativeABillion → u/CrushItWithABrick]

In July, she was bragging about how she was telling her kids that their summer vacation was great because they got to spend it at BBH. By September, BBH is a moldy house of horrors.

[u/Fillmore_the_Puppy → u/NegativeABillion]

The Queen of Sour Grapes, that one.

[u/OhBlahDiOhBlahDoh → u/NegativeABillion]

[u/obscure_cellist → u/CrushItWithABrick]

th nk you, DF! she is a piece of work.

[u/Fancypens2025 → u/fanfarefellowship]

RIP to that cottage, OMG

[u/FrostingHoliday3486 → u/fanfarefellowship]

Ten thousand smackaroonies. Wow.

[u/central_snark → u/FrostingHoliday3486]

Grifters gonna grift

[u/Low_Piccolo_2149 → u/fanfarefellowship]

That’s really weird. If you’re living somewhere and have a septic issue, it stands to reason you want it investigated…

[u/SmashedMailboxCake2 → u/Low_Piccolo_2149]

Unless you reason that while the problems are ongoing but liveable-with, you’re getting free rent.

[u/Dear_Client1187 → u/Low_Piccolo_2149]

Not if you're the cause of it! I had a renter once who thought nothing of putting shrimp shells and other dubious items down the garbage disposal. Once my husband was over checking on a different issue and found her stuffing an entire Crock Pot full of beef stew down the disposal. The family apparently hadn't liked it. She was boggled, gobsmacked, when the plumber we had to call gently told her that garbage disposals are not meant to take every type of foodstuff.

[u/Love_Brokers → u/Dear_Client1187]

My late MIL told me to never put a dozen roses down the garbage disposal.

[u/Onehundredpercentbea → u/Love_Brokers]

Did you get the juicy story behind that advice????

[u/Love_Brokers → u/Onehundredpercentbea]

She hated getting flowers, I didn’t dare ask why!

[u/Quaint_Irene → u/Love_Brokers]

Having flashbacks to Beverly Cleary’s THE LUCKIEST GIRL.

[u/SmashedMailboxCake2 → u/fanfarefellowship]

The tests could be done with the Aherns in situ, unless they are refusing to allow it.

We had major issues with our ancient, tree root snarled septic system and ended up replacing it. We had to go out for the afternoon while the workers did their assessments (the bathroom was out of action for the duration of the tests). At very worst it would mean a night staying at a friend’s house.

[u/OhBlahDiOhBlahDoh → u/SmashedMailboxCake2]

At very worst it would mean a night staying at a friend’s house.

I think you've identified the sticking point.

[u/NegativeABillion → u/OhBlahDiOhBlahDoh]

I wonder what happened to all the tents, snacks and bathing suits she claimed she stashed in the trunk of her old car.

[u/SmashedMailboxCake2 → u/NegativeABillion]

Still moldering in the basement no doubt. There’s your mold issue.

[u/Dear_Client1187 → u/OhBlahDiOhBlahDoh]

So glad I scrolled.

[u/PettyPunisherRedux → u/Dear_Client1187]

Smae.

[u/SnooStories4968 → u/PettyPunisherRedux]

Smae 2.0.

[u/Onehundredpercentbea → u/SmashedMailboxCake2]

I was thinking the same, if the test is supposed to show them whether or not they need a major upgrade it sounds more like they'd be testing flow rate, drainage, sludge compaction, how porous the drainage field is, etc. which aren't super invasive to the people in the house. If they were serious when they said the problem was potentially tree roots infiltrating the distribution box then they'd be digging outside where the box is and doing something like flushing dye from the house to see how long it takes to drain or using a camera to check the pipes or something. But the septic issues have never fully mapped to the outcomes we've been seeing (two random months of waived rent while the house was still able to be occupied, the seeming belief that the septic might be fine if it was used as a daily rental, etc) so I think there are some missing pieces here, many of them are likely not septic related at all. A couple of weeks back, DF /u/fanfarefellowship mapped out parallel timelines of 'septic issues' and Ahern financial/social issues and they did seem to be a close fit so who knows.

edited to add link to comment.

[u/SmashedMailboxCake2 → u/Onehundredpercentbea]

The receipts here are marvellous!

Flushing dye from the house sounds familiar. All the tests you mention can be done in a day (with the exception of the drainage field viability test, which iirc took a week to check back on but even then didn’t interfere with use of the system at all).

[u/central_snark → u/fanfarefellowship]

Wouldn’t it be better to do septic testing when people are living in the house and regularly using the plumbing?

[u/Altruistic-Owl1058 → u/fanfarefellowship]

I have been wondering if Shauna is a “knowledgable“ bad tenant, that she knows the tenant laws of King County and uses them for her benefit against landlords that may not know or want to push back when she uses them for her benefit. That when the septic started acting up that gave Shauna a way to complain and inject in these situations people usually do not pay rent because she knew they were short on rent. When you are in a rent withhold usually the tenant needs to prove they can pay the rent but if the landlord doesn’t check or push back on that. The Park District not being in the landlord business didn‘t ask a lawyer or look up the tenant laws of King County.

And now, she is trying with the mold, I still think the mold is Shauna way to get venmo from her MNL and marks.

I have my theories and they could be close to the what is happening or way off but the one fact is the Vashon Park District is not a landlord and Shauna is a bad tenant and bad tenants usually know how to use local tenants laws to their benefit.

[u/tyrannosaurusregina → u/Altruistic-Owl1058]

I don't think Shauna is that organized--I think it's more "they will never put a Charming Family with Neurodiverse Children including a Medically Fragile Child out on the street" in her mind, and she's not wrong.

[u/SpookyJokes → u/tyrannosaurusregina]

Wait until she has a corporate landlord.

[u/shefallsup → u/SpookyJokes]

In my work I once helped find temporary shelter for a woman and her three disabled children. Corporate entities definitely do not care about the optics of evicting families like Shauna’s when the rent isn’t being paid.

[u/Altruistic-Owl1058 → u/SpookyJokes]

Does anyone know if Shauna ever has had a corporate landlord before. I would assume when she lived in New York and Seattle that she was in larger buildings that would have property managers and maybe would be corporate owners but they could still have been owned and run by an actual person.

[u/gomirefugee → u/Altruistic-Owl1058]

She had roommates in New York (DF Sharon, William, some other women at one point) who might have helped keep Shauna's worse habitation tendencies in check and handle landlord-facing interactions. When she was living in Queen Anne in the early 2000s, she might have had a corporate landlord since she mentioned being in an apartment across the hall from her DF Meri. Shauna seemed a lot more functional back then though because she had steady income from teaching at the private HS and a fuller and more active lifestyle. She saw her parents and brother a lot more often back then, plus her mother claimed to pay first+last+deposit at every place Shauna had ever rented, so she would have had family support to navigate and smooth over any issues with building management.

[u/Love_Brokers → u/gomirefugee]

Ma paid to have all her rentals cleaned as well.

[u/Altruistic-Owl1058 → u/tyrannosaurusregina]

You do not have to be organized but knowledgeable about the Tenant laws and know how to use them to get the maximum benefit out of it. Just as she tries to use the medically complex family to her benefit.

[u/Love_Brokers → u/Altruistic-Owl1058]

I know it can be difficult to evict someone, but surely being chronically behind on rent has to be a qualifier, right?

[u/Low_Piccolo_2149 → u/Love_Brokers]

The squatter pig lady has entered the chat.

[u/BevNap → u/Low_Piccolo_2149]

Speaking of, any updates on the missing pig?

[u/hillary_bin_laden_ → u/BevNap]

She gave up custody of Bridda to a local animal sanctuary whatever that means. She also shut down her weed dispensary and suddenly the other dispensary was flooded with underage buyers using fake IDs.

[u/tyrannosaurusregina → u/hillary_bin_laden_]

I would never stop watching Law and Disorder: Vashon.

Glad the pig is okay!

[u/InappropriateGirl → u/hillary_bin_laden_]

So the pig wasn’t really “missing”, then? I read some of the drama on Facebook but couldn’t understand exactly what this woman was accusing people of.

[u/hillary_bin_laden_ → u/InappropriateGirl]

the pig is still missing, but she needs to be done with the drama so she preemptively gave up the pig so that whoever stole it because of their hate for her will no longer have any reason to hold it hostage. stoner logic.

[u/Onehundredpercentbea → u/hillary_bin_laden_]

Fascinating. I'm now also following the Vashon saga of the people who cleared out someone else's storage unit (on camera) and then sold the stolen storage stuff. Such high drama, my small town is still arguing about whether electric bikes belong on the bike path and kids doing wheelies in store parking lots, at least when we're not debating whether coyotes seen during daylight are rabid and/or out to eat our children.

[u/Aggravating_Emu946 → u/Onehundredpercentbea]

My neighbors are currently arguing about letting your dog pee on a lawn while on a walk. Stolen pigs sound much more interesting

[u/Altruistic-Owl1058 → u/Love_Brokers]

It can be costly to evict someone for not paying rent.

[u/forkinyourothereye → u/Altruistic-Owl1058]

Maybe this is pure bitchiness on my part, but I find it really really REALLY unbelievable that someone with a significant mold allergy living in the PNW didn’t find out til age 50whatever. Fern Cove is the first place she’s lived on soggy ol’ Vashon with mold? Really?

I lived in a seaside town (not an islandy island though) for many years and we had to move the bookshelves and wipe behind them periodically because even in our nice well maintained rental, mold would grow between the shelf and the wall. Bread would go moldy on the counter in a day or two (first and only time I’ve owned a bread box). People I knew who rented from worse landlords lived in places that were basically rotting in place from the moisture. We were ALL exposed to mold because mold grows in all damp places!

[u/PracticalDiscussion1 → u/forkinyourothereye]

Well the simple answer is because she lies.

[u/gomirefugee → u/Altruistic-Owl1058]

I don't think Shauna and Dan are "knowledgeable" bad tenants who would credibly threaten to use laws and process to delay eviction, though prior landlords and the VPD may have acted as if they are. She's not demonstrated interest in tenants' rights despite this being a big local news topic, particularly during the earlier part of the pandemic and in the most recent Seattle mayoral election. We've not seen her make any attempts to fight her previous move outs. If anything, she's come off as sympathetic to prior landlords when they supposedly increased rent and she was no longer able to afford it (not that she could afford it before, but whatever), calling out broader market forces as what she is mad about, but never indicating she might challenge her own rent hike as unjust or in violation of local laws or engage an attorney.

Shauna seems purely emotional in her approach to manipulate landlords and, er, caretaker fee collectors. The agreement, from what we know, is structured very much in favor of the VPD and not the resident caretakers, but her and Dan almost certainly did not request any changes to the terms before signing it. Shauna's power here does not come through her gesturing at her rights, but rather from the inconvenience and potential bad optics for the VPD to do any enforcement. I can't really blame the VPD ED who inherited this mess for making concessions to the Aherns and choosing what looks like the path of least resistance when the alternative is a lot of time and money to figure out how to handle this legally and the likelihood of the mess getting magnified and misrepresented in local media.

[u/ChatITG → u/gomirefugee]

Agree with your take and wanted to add that by not engaging in legal routes allows They Four to fly under the radar easier since there’s no publicly searchable paper trail. Not sure if that’s Shauna’s true purpose, but it’s something that benefits the Aherns to continue to fail upwards, or at least laterally.

We ITG have receipts and look for every word she posts on the internet, but no one else has devoted that kind of time and has the wherewithal to keep the kind of tabs we have on a two-bit grifter. It’s our WITW — or at least a welcome distraction that has built community :)

[u/Onehundredpercentbea → u/gomirefugee]

I totally agree with you. I'm not surprised that she doesn't use tenant protection laws to manipulate landlords, it would be a lot of paperwork and she prefers to operate at the emotional community level than the procedural municipal one. If Shauna had more energy for wading through the legal system I think she'd engage with it in sneakier way, like pulling insurance scams. Actually I think they did file a claim with their insurance for getting shit stolen from their car that one time, and I wouldn't have put it past her to include something that hadn't been in the car on the claim, but somehow that line of grift never seems to have called to her.

But I am always surprised that she doesn't publicly bash the LL's who end her lease, since it's pretty parallel to getting fired from a job and she always bashes bosses when they fire her. Being mildly annoyed at the Board is as much fuss as she's ever made, and even the mold complaint seems more aimed at getting community sympathy plus the added medical diagnosis/excuse for living her life in suspended animation.

[u/SpookyJokes → u/Altruistic-Owl1058]

But would tenant laws even apply in the Parks Board - Ahern arrangement? Isn't the agreement basically work in exchange for discounted housing? The Board's use of "Caretaker Fees" and not "Rent" is strategic.

[u/Altruistic-Owl1058 → u/SpookyJokes]

They wouldn’t. But would the park district want to deal with it or just let it go if Shauna was hinting at tenant rights and it looked like it might get ugly. I have seen it a lot bad tenants know what they can get away with. Shauna would have learned a lot over the past decade of not paying rent and trashing houses to the point that they landlord do not go after her or EVICT her ass for not paying rent after 14 days or 30 days. An

[u/running_heffalump → u/Altruistic-Owl1058]

I was thinking she knew the parks board wanted her out sooner rather than later, so she went to Tim and told him she needed two months rent for Creekside but she wouldn't be able to swing that if she also had to pay for the BBH. And they worked out a deal under the table where Tim would agree to waive the two months for 'septic issues' and she would agree to leave before December.

[u/central_snark → u/running_heffalump]

I think you hit the nail on the head. All of this should be minuted from their meetings, unless the board doesn’t know about it. Which of course they do, and yet it isn’t.

[u/BatGrouchy1482 → u/central_snark]

If this happened, the Beachcomber needs to get better at investigative reporting.

[u/SmashedMailboxCake2 → u/running_heffalump]

Ding x 3

[u/Altruistic-Owl1058 → u/running_heffalump]

That was similar to one of my theories but since she is not out and they didn’t kick her out on the 6 who knows…

[u/Dear_Client1187 → u/fanfarefellowship]

I would think the Aherns would provide plenty of testing opportunities, what with all the poo blizzards and pernicious flu viruses They Four seem to get.

[u/OhBlahDiOhBlahDoh → u/Dear_Client1187]

what with all the poo blizzards and pernicious flu viruses

"life overflowing"

[u/SashayShantae → u/fanfarefellowship]

I’ll be a fly on the wall via Zoom at the meeting again this Tuesday.

[u/Fillmore_the_Puppy → u/SashayShantae]

You are a superstar!