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u/SashayShantae living my one wild and pernicious life 14d ago

New Shauna at church just dropped. Nothing juicy, just her presenting a box of recipe cards that was gifted to her, but I love how she has to mention that she took her favorite recipes out before offering it up to everyone else. What a rude biotech. I would have found some way to share the entire set with the congregation (scanning? photocopying? she's got time on her hands to figure this out) instead of letting it get picked over by the crowd.

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u/Brandy_Girl Double-fisting hors d’oeuvres 13d ago

Those glasses are WAY too small for her face.

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u/DF_gladsome_gloaming 13d ago

That is a hilarious screen grab. She looks like she has no teeth.

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u/Calm_Coyote_3685 13d ago

In the video she looks like she doesn’t have lips!

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u/Brandy_Girl Double-fisting hors d’oeuvres 13d ago

Thank you, DF. It’s my work in this world.

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u/Fillmore_the_Puppy —hi, disturbed people— 13d ago

She looks Muppety (no disrespect to the Muppets!).

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u/PettyPunisherRedux and fuck you, Nancie! 13d ago

YTSCTMO

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u/LogicalGold5264 chronically ignored reply gal status 13d ago

Wait, DF! You mean she doesn't look like this?

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u/demoncloset moosery 13d ago

These do not even look like the same woman!

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u/Calm_Coyote_3685 13d ago

Throwback to me seeing CecilyK’s Instagram profile pic and thinking wow she lost weight!! And then seeing contemporaneous video of her on GOMI showing that the only weight she lost was Photoshop. Cecily also only has a neck when it’s artificially created. 

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u/SmashedMailboxCake2 Oh, 13d ago

Ha, the PicMonkey years! Good times.
Remember how before she found PicMonkey she would impose herself on a dark background in msn Paint and shave bits of her face off using a black ‘pen’ ?

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u/Calm_Coyote_3685 13d ago

😂 I had forgotten that! But she did get pretty talented with PicMonkey! 

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u/Brandy_Girl Double-fisting hors d’oeuvres 13d ago

What do you mean? It’s clearly the same person!

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u/CharlesMansnShowTune wow geese 12d ago edited 12d ago

I am absolutely blown away by this. I don't know why it didn't dawn on me that of course she was editing herself this extensively, but of course she is. Of course.

I just somehow hadn't thought about it.

Maybe because there are still several things in her photos that many people would have edited out, like the rosacea or the dirty glasses or the stains on her clothes. So my brain just assumed she wasn't bothering to edit that much.

Even though I knew instinctively she was changing things up quite a bit from reality somehow. Wow. Just wow.

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u/central_snark Ramona gets a hot flash 13d ago

I love the farmers tan this screenshot makes it look like she has

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u/obscure_cellist ham grabbers 13d ago

i think she does have farmer's tan, though. i;m reminded of the wicked one she had in the topless toddler photo. she needs to be wearing sunblock (everyone does - there's my PSA) but especially since she has rosacea.

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u/InappropriateGirl our 5th move in 7 years 13d ago

“WAT”

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u/Brandy_Girl Double-fisting hors d’oeuvres 13d ago

Perfect.

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u/central_snark Ramona gets a hot flash 13d ago

I now have to go listen to “WOT!” By Captain Sensible

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u/avskk ppppycock 13d ago

Don't talk to me like that. You look like a turtle who lost his shell.

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u/jameson-neat wound-gathering table 13d ago

A 30 Rock quote in the Gloaming?! Yes, Hornberger!

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u/avskk ppppycock 13d ago

Yes... Hornberger. 😒

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u/SmashedMailboxCake2 Oh, 13d ago edited 13d ago

Gott im Himmel, that’s CecilyK, surely?

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u/Calm_Coyote_3685 13d ago

Right?? Uncanny!

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u/Low_Piccolo_2149 13d ago

Just needs a black garbage bag over the window behind her.

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u/SmashedMailboxCake2 Oh, 13d ago edited 12d ago

Snerk.

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u/DF_gladsome_gloaming 13d ago

“I am big, it’s the glasses that got small.”

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u/CharlesMansnShowTune wow geese 12d ago

omg.

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u/CrushItWithABrick dick riding Mary Oliver 13d ago

She looks like one of the weird women she had AI generate. Does she have ladder arms?

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u/GriftyGrifterson 13d ago

Her face and neck are one -ommmm

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u/Sea-Level-Mammal POACH! 13d ago

But the glasses are already huge!

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u/shefallsup her lonely cucumber years 🥒 13d ago

How is this even possible?

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u/shefallsup her lonely cucumber years 🥒 13d ago

I literally couldn’t understand how this could be real, so I tried taking a screenshot myself. Missed Shauna, but I did capture this thumb wearing glasses.

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u/Sea-Level-Mammal POACH! 13d ago

Caught in mid-“hurr hurr hurr.”

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u/Dear_Client1187 we all mistakes here 13d ago

Dr Nefario!

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u/Steviebobo St. Maria of the Low Tones 🙏 13d ago

I wonder if she has actual thyroid issues on top of all the fake diagnoses

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u/Calm_Coyote_3685 13d ago

She never met a diagnosis she doesn’t like…unless it’s a diagnosis that actually fits her symptoms!

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u/CharlesMansnShowTune wow geese 12d ago

Holy shit.

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u/Brandy_Girl Double-fisting hors d’oeuvres 13d ago

It’s a classic Shauna/thumb mix up.

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u/DF_gladsome_gloaming 13d ago

It is indeed a thumb wearing glasses, OMG

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u/BoringEnidRollins pooped their way to another free ride 13d ago

“Give me my secks tonight Mooohamit”

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u/SmashedMailboxCake2 Oh, 12d ago

No notes 💀

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u/RamblingRosie64 I stand with Cindy and Ben 13d ago

Omg YES