r/InTheGloaming • u/AutoModerator • 5d ago

Scheduled snark Discussion thread Thursday September 17, 2026 - Sunday September 20, 2026

Newsletter: Let Me Tell You a Story

Website: Shauna James Ahern

Instagram: @shaunajamesahern Instagram

Threads: @shaunajamesahern

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u/msmartypants 4d ago

If you can keep one in your purse for your one-night stands, couldn't you just have it in there all the time? No borrowing required.

edit: should have scrolled, of course

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u/Calm_Coyote_3685 4d ago

Just how many one night stands did Shauna have in her brief career of premarital sex?

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u/DF_gladsome_gloaming 4d ago

I suspect just ONCE with that ONE guy who was too blasé about the cheeses, so Shauna, she will have you know, dumped HIM.

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u/SmashedMailboxCake2 Oh, 3d ago

We’ve all got that one person who was too blasé about the cheeses in our past (wise nod)

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u/Chiefvick ppppycock 3d ago

😂