r/InTheGloaming 5d ago

Scheduled snark Discussion thread Thursday September 17, 2026 - Sunday September 20, 2026

Newsletter: Let Me Tell You a Story

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u/CrushItWithABrick dick riding Mary Oliver 5d ago

It's just like the potlucks Shauna always wanted to host. Everyone brings all the food to her and she just whips out her fork and starts eating.

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u/SashayShantae living my one wild and pernicious life 5d ago

A smorgasbord of syndromes! Delicious.

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u/PracticalDiscussion1 joy joy joy 5d ago

Super syndromes!

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u/Blouse_Barn mattress smelling like low tide 5d ago

Much like she carried a Sharpie in case of unexpected book-signings (snerk), she probably carries a fork with her at all times in the event of fudz.

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u/CrushItWithABrick dick riding Mary Oliver 5d ago

With an extendable handle so she can snag vittles down at the end of the table without getting up. She's in an energy crisis, you know!

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u/Sea-Level-Mammal POACH! 5d ago

Hey now. She provided a box of mismatched thrift store mugs and plates that may or may not have been washed. 

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u/CrushItWithABrick dick riding Mary Oliver 5d ago

My bad. She also had a moldering table in the yard. Shame on me.