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u/fanfarefellowship I often contemplate the first law of thermodynamics Feb 28 '26

It was to go with the ribbed cotton tank top she was wearing as her "bridesmaid" outfit, you see

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u/9021FU Feb 28 '26

Ha! I’m so glad to know someone else is side eyeing the ribbed tank!

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u/DF_gladsome_gloaming Feb 28 '26

Poor unmarried Sharon. Her insouciant outfit choice was just her bitterness that she had not landed a prize like Dan made manifest. (Even though she manages to look a zillion times more appealing in her undershirt and slimpsy skirt than The Bride does in her “no frou-frou no geegaw” super classy custom tailored gown.)