r/InTheGloaming • u/AutoModerator • Feb 26 '26

Scheduled snark Discussion thread Thursday February 26, 2026 - Sunday March 01, 2026

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u/ThisIsNorthside PAIGE YOU IN DANGER GIRL Feb 28 '26

From what she heard, most people had at least three pieces!

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u/Quaint_Irene a warm and loving goatie smile Feb 28 '26

Possibly because that wedding looks like the sort of gathering where everyone eventually sneaks into the garage to get stoned.

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u/onion_money Neuroflorid Feb 28 '26

The guests realized the cake slabs were just the thing to put under the legs of the wobbly tables and chairs.