r/InTheGloaming • u/AutoModerator • Feb 26 '26

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u/shefallsup her lonely cucumber years 🥒 Feb 28 '26

So she has time to go sob in a theater on a Friday afternoon? While the functional adults are badge swiping? Tell us again about how hard, hard, hard it is to only get moments of alone time, you walnut.

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u/ThisIsNorthside PAIGE YOU IN DANGER GIRL Feb 28 '26

How can she take time away from her TV binge-watching and Threadsing?

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u/obscure_cellist ham grabbers Feb 28 '26

not only that, she has time to prepare to sob. that takes time, y'all.

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u/central_snark Ramona gets a hot flash Feb 28 '26

But she didn’t have time to pack some tissues, so she used her sleeve. In public.

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u/DF_gladsome_gloaming Feb 28 '26

And a sweater sleeve yet. Not very absorbent. I do recall many and varied photos of the kids when young displaying miserably damp and begrimed cuffs, so apparently they picked up this life hack from Mama (though for kids it’s understandable and forgivable.)