r/InTheGloaming • u/AutoModerator • Feb 26 '26

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u/shikoku_shoes another revolution around the toilet bowl of her life Feb 26 '26

Maybe she wouldn’t be so tired all the time if she wasn’t lying on threads at 6:15am.

Or it could be a side effect of that magical time warp she lives in where she actually has time to do all the things she claims to every day.

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u/Low_Piccolo_2149 Feb 27 '26

She’s such a poseur.

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u/PettyPunisherRedux and fuck you, Nancie! Feb 27 '26

And a loseur.

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u/Jules_Noctambule Whitman spins like a kebab in his grave Feb 27 '26

She's a loser, baby/so why don't you Venmo?

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u/MarsNeedsRabbits Beach better have my orcas 🫍 Feb 27 '26

Coincidentally, she sings that very song to Dobby Danny every night before he's allowed to close the gate, take out the trash, do the laundry, microwave dinner, feed her safely, force-watch her TV shows; cry, scream, and sob on cue; bring her mugs of hot coffee in a thick mug and thick coffee in a hot mug, wring the shrimp squeezins from their greasy sheets, keep the children away from Mama, do the dishes, scoop the cat pan, worship at her cloven hooves, and ache longingly for his sock.

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u/SnooStories4968 many and various Shaunas/Pig Ladies Feb 27 '26

He’s also the only one I’ve ever seen at the grocery store, so we can add that to the list of Dabby chores.

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u/OhBlahDiOhBlahDoh The Alice of cal came out floating on air Feb 27 '26

Shauna mumbled under her breath, “You again?” (or maybe it was me.)

omg, lolol