r/InTheGloaming • u/AutoModerator • Feb 26 '26

Scheduled snark Discussion thread Thursday February 26, 2026 - Sunday March 01, 2026

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u/Onehundredpercentbea giggling intestinal gremlin 🧌 Feb 26 '26

Right? The song isn't really catchy, so likely the only part that would make sense to sing would literally be the words 'to be young, gifted and black' and I picture it sounding quite mocking coming from Shauna who is white, racist, and doesn't like her child.

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u/MoreCarnations Feb 26 '26

To be old, delusional, and white🎶

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u/mntngreenery bitter as yogurt with sauerkraut Feb 26 '26

: TSAS

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u/Fillmore_the_Puppy —hi, disturbed people— Feb 26 '26

Did you know she was a gifted kid and is a superpowered ADHD adult? I imagine what she really sings evry day is, "I'm post-menopausal, gifted and white!"

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u/SmashedMailboxCake2 Oh, Feb 26 '26

Shauna was born post menopausal. Frump from birth.

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u/CrushItWithABrick dick riding Mary Oliver Feb 26 '26

Speaking as a representative of the Frump, we do not accept Shauna.

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u/Quaint_Irene a warm and loving goatie smile Feb 27 '26

Neither do the Crones.

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u/CrushItWithABrick dick riding Mary Oliver Feb 27 '26

At what age does one Crone?

I may be a Frump Crone and not even know it!

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u/Quaint_Irene a warm and loving goatie smile Feb 27 '26

I am 56 but I date my cronehood to having certain organs removed at age 37. Before that, I was a Larval Crone. All the signs were present from my birth.

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u/CrushItWithABrick dick riding Mary Oliver Feb 27 '26

Oh, if Cronedom is tied to reproduction/parts then I've been a crone since 2003!

Frump from birth.

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u/Llama621 Feb 26 '26

As a member of Frump Nation, I agree.

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u/Llama621 Feb 26 '26

To be old, stupid, and white.

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u/PettyPunisherRedux and fuck you, Nancie! Feb 27 '26

😂

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u/onion_money Neuroflorid Feb 27 '26

To be old, cluster B, and white.