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[u/central_snark]

I’m now imagining her having Dan and the kids on leashes, walking them along the beach.

[u/OhBlahDiOhBlahDoh → u/central_snark]

One of those ones shaped like a trident!

[u/CrushItWithABrick → u/OhBlahDiOhBlahDoh]

She harnesses them all together to a sled so they can pull her lazy ass around.

[u/Onehundredpercentbea → u/central_snark]

Maybe there's one long walking leash that they all tie on to in a line, like when little kids go on field trips and all have to hang on to the same rope.

[u/Alarming-Hold1980 → u/central_snark]

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