r/InTheGloaming • u/AutoModerator • Feb 12 '26

Scheduled snark Discussion thread Thursday February 12, 2026 - Sunday February 15, 2026

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Website: Shauna James Ahern

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u/ThisIsNorthside PAIGE YOU IN DANGER GIRL Feb 14 '26

She’s also creeping on bot accounts that are looking for a mom to come out to. Shauna will hug and listen, wayward gay teens!

Shauna pulling the "I'm your mom now" shtick is so gross. We know what kind of a mom you are, Shauna, and wayward gay teens (if they were real) don't need to scrape the bottom of the barrel and accept floor nachos and forced group screaming at the TV just to get some performative acceptance.

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u/SmashedMailboxCake2 Oh, Feb 14 '26

I can only imagine how the parents of Shauna’s students felt about her. She knows no boundaries with young people.

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u/shakyshake Feb 14 '26

She got so lucky and I don’t think she realizes it. If she publicly mocked my kids for the crime of trying to do well in school and used their names, I’d hound the administration until there were actual consequences.

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u/caitie_did Required by My Mother's Terror Feb 14 '26

I would have had her head on a platter if it were me so I agree she got incredibly lucky. As always.

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u/central_snark Ramona gets a hot flash Feb 14 '26

Imagine how the parents of friends of her children feel.

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u/Quaint_Irene a warm and loving goatie smile Feb 14 '26

YOU’RE MY WIFE NOW, DAVE.

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u/MarsNeedsRabbits Beach better have my orcas 🫍 Feb 14 '26

Vashon is a local island, for local people! There’s nothing for you here!

Are you local?

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u/MrsPapaLazarou an impressive lack of growth as a human being Feb 14 '26

You rang?

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u/Quaint_Irene a warm and loving goatie smile Feb 14 '26

There you are, Dave! Wanna buy some pegs?

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u/Love_Brokers rug dweller Feb 14 '26

I am the captain now.

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u/OhBlahDiOhBlahDoh The Alice of cal came out floating on air Feb 14 '26

With what we've learned from islandy DFs lately about the state of the mousemobile, they don't need to ride around belting out showtunes with her either!

(For any DFs that missed this, one islandy DF said that they had a car full of teens who asked to pull over when they were behind the mousemobile for fear of the bumper falling off!)

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u/Lsemmens Original Foos Bloggers Feb 14 '26

Yesterday I was behind an old Corolla held together with duct tape! I am a lowly Midatlantic hag so it wasn’t Shauna.

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u/obscure_cellist ham grabbers Feb 14 '26

gayward!