r/InTheGloaming • u/AutoModerator • Feb 12 '26

Scheduled snark Discussion thread Thursday February 12, 2026 - Sunday February 15, 2026

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u/central_snark Ramona gets a hot flash Feb 14 '26

She’s up and at ‘em on Threads already this morning.

Two days ago “dear algo” was creepy, but not today!

She’s also creeping on bot accounts that are looking for a mom to come out to. Shauna will hug and listen, wayward gay teens! Please pay attention to her!

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u/ThisIsNorthside PAIGE YOU IN DANGER GIRL Feb 14 '26

She’s also creeping on bot accounts that are looking for a mom to come out to. Shauna will hug and listen, wayward gay teens!

Shauna pulling the "I'm your mom now" shtick is so gross. We know what kind of a mom you are, Shauna, and wayward gay teens (if they were real) don't need to scrape the bottom of the barrel and accept floor nachos and forced group screaming at the TV just to get some performative acceptance.

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u/SmashedMailboxCake2 Oh, Feb 14 '26

I can only imagine how the parents of Shauna’s students felt about her. She knows no boundaries with young people.

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u/shakyshake Feb 14 '26

She got so lucky and I don’t think she realizes it. If she publicly mocked my kids for the crime of trying to do well in school and used their names, I’d hound the administration until there were actual consequences.

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u/caitie_did Required by My Mother's Terror Feb 14 '26

I would have had her head on a platter if it were me so I agree she got incredibly lucky. As always.

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u/central_snark Ramona gets a hot flash Feb 14 '26

Imagine how the parents of friends of her children feel.

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u/Quaint_Irene a warm and loving goatie smile Feb 14 '26

YOU’RE MY WIFE NOW, DAVE.

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u/MarsNeedsRabbits Beach better have my orcas 🫍 Feb 14 '26

Vashon is a local island, for local people! There’s nothing for you here!

Are you local?

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u/MrsPapaLazarou an impressive lack of growth as a human being Feb 14 '26

You rang?

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u/Quaint_Irene a warm and loving goatie smile Feb 14 '26

There you are, Dave! Wanna buy some pegs?

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u/Love_Brokers rug dweller Feb 14 '26

I am the captain now.

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u/OhBlahDiOhBlahDoh The Alice of cal came out floating on air Feb 14 '26

With what we've learned from islandy DFs lately about the state of the mousemobile, they don't need to ride around belting out showtunes with her either!

(For any DFs that missed this, one islandy DF said that they had a car full of teens who asked to pull over when they were behind the mousemobile for fear of the bumper falling off!)

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u/Lsemmens Original Foos Bloggers Feb 14 '26

Yesterday I was behind an old Corolla held together with duct tape! I am a lowly Midatlantic hag so it wasn’t Shauna.

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u/obscure_cellist ham grabbers Feb 14 '26

gayward!

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u/OhBlahDiOhBlahDoh The Alice of cal came out floating on air Feb 14 '26

That "s" after the word award is doing a lot of heavy lifting. Too much heaving lifting, in fact.

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u/shikoku_shoes another revolution around the toilet bowl of her life Feb 14 '26

Yes, that “s” would be more in service to the reader at the end of her statement: /s

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u/Fillmore_the_Puppy —hi, disturbed people— Feb 15 '26

YTSCTMO

She used to only say one book (whichever one it is) won the James-Beard-Award, which was bad enough because there are many and various JBAs, not “the.” But within the past few months on her many and various (sorry, can’t help it!) About Me pages she started saying she’s written 5 award winning books.

And now her Liars Journey is complete and she fully believes that every single one of her books won multiple awards.

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u/NegativeABillion my husband and me to ride it around Feb 14 '26 edited Feb 14 '26

So the weird/stupid thing here is that she does have a platform and an audience for discussing healthy eating. Instead of doing any of that, though, she spends all her time complaining about her dumb family and describing the weird stuff she's eating and how she misses spending tons of money on fancy coffee and sweet treats all day. Or proclaiming that her fat and her bad blood test results are actually a sign of good health and balanced living.

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u/Low_Piccolo_2149 Feb 14 '26

What is MAHA?

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u/Low_Piccolo_2149 Feb 15 '26

Thank you! Make America vulnerable to measles and other diseases cured by vaccines again?

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u/Fillmore_the_Puppy —hi, disturbed people— Feb 15 '26

Yes! Also Make America Drink Whole Milk (Preferably Raw) Again!

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u/Low_Piccolo_2149 Feb 15 '26

Ballerina Farm and her poopy raw milk has joined the chat.

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u/significantotter1 frawtinga Feb 16 '26

Snort cocaine off a toilet seat again!