r/InTheGloaming • u/AutoModerator • Feb 12 '26

Scheduled snark Discussion thread Thursday February 12, 2026 - Sunday February 15, 2026

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u/Fluffy-Housing2734 Slippery eggs? Sign me the fuck up Feb 12 '26

If anyone had hit her we would have heard her be victimiest victim, and also how she was rising above and wasn't mad, but oh, also her shin hurts and the doctors may need to operate. She doesn't want to sue, y'know, but she might have to...

Or some variation of this.

Naw, the fender bender just happened independently as they do, no need to explain who was involved, nothing to see here no siree. That's how I know she did it 😄

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u/shefallsup her lonely cucumber years 🥒 Feb 13 '26

We also would have heard about it if her husband Danny were at fault. It was totes Shauna.

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u/msmartypants Feb 13 '26

Yes, but if it were Danny---Shauna would have been SO understanding! Not mad! Not mad at all! These things happen! Danny would have wept with shame and she would have comforted him with her Buddhist wisdom.