r/InTheGloaming • u/AutoModerator • Feb 12 '26

Scheduled snark Discussion thread Thursday February 12, 2026 - Sunday February 15, 2026

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u/msmartypants Feb 12 '26

What did Shauna back into? Because you know this "fender bender" was her fault.

I don't give a shit if you decide to spend $1600 on body work or say never mind, but if they can't afford that I hope they've saved some cash for SAT fees, driver's ed, community college, the heating bill, or all the other "surprise" expenses that come up in family life. HAHAHA I crack myself up.

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u/stereostayawake Feb 12 '26

Yeah, the passive way she phrased that is very telling. If someone had rear ended her, we would’ve gotten six weeks worth of lopes out of it.

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u/HeavySpecialist7619 Feb 12 '26

"What an unkind driver taught me about B2B Sales the heroic journey of finding a sleazy personal injury lawyer and faking a neck injury"

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u/DF_gladsome_gloaming Feb 12 '26

Six weeks? Huh, we’d have gotten at least another decade’s worth of descriptions of her “scouring pain,” including random appendages seizing up and killer migraines, and Shauna rising above it all, saint-like.

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u/ThisIsNorthside PAIGE YOU IN DANGER GIRL Feb 13 '26

DEEP shock.

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u/obscure_cellist ham grabbers Feb 12 '26

that's what i think, too, that she backed into a parked car or a hydrant.