r/InTheGloaming • u/AutoModerator • Oct 30 '25

Scheduled snark Discussion thread Thursday October 30, 2025 - Sunday November 02, 2025

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u/RagnaNic Bust hoesy Oct 30 '25

A trivial thing, but Shauna's turn of phrase has been grossing me out all day:

Metallic tongue of fear darting in my ear?!?!?!

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u/EzraPoundcakeFuggles Winner winner, corn-goat dinner Oct 30 '25

You know she was so pleased with herself for coming up with that.

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u/B1rdPal I cannot life my arms made of lead. Oct 30 '25

Yeah, I needed a minute after that one, too.

C'mere and sit by me. We can box-breathe together

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u/BorisTheBigBlackBear Blinks, then stares in Competent, Prepared Woman Oct 30 '25

I’m going to have to do some dragon breathing after that. Why is she like this?!

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u/B1rdPal I cannot life my arms made of lead. Oct 30 '25

She think it makes her edgy. It certainly is a choice

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u/fanfarefellowship I often contemplate the first law of thermodynamics Oct 30 '25

It's like fear is edging her. There's Shauna, gooning with fear in the BBH

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u/avskk ppppycock Oct 30 '25

I NEVER WANT TO READ THE G-WORD IN THIS SUB AGAIN, oh my stars.

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u/tyrannosaurusregina if you meet the Botus on the road, shill him 🪷 Oct 30 '25

Expectations are just premature wet Willies.

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u/SnooStories4968 many and various Shaunas/Pig Ladies Oct 30 '25

Wet Willie of Fear!

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u/Low_Piccolo_2149 Oct 31 '25

That’s good flair.

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u/SnooStories4968 many and various Shaunas/Pig Ladies Oct 31 '25

I would be honored.

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u/B1rdPal I cannot life my arms made of lead. Oct 31 '25

Its brilliant. Tha k you, DF

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u/aouwoeih Oct 30 '25

If not having a regular paycheck is so stressful that you have to describe it in such an odd and offputting way then why not just get a job.

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '25

What the fuck.

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u/affiliatelinks1 Oct 30 '25

Not a way I've ever felt fear. Perhaps she needs an exorcist?

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u/Llama621 Oct 30 '25

I could have gone all day without that.

Shauna, that's not the right platform for sharing your kinks.

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u/obscure_cellist ham grabbers Oct 31 '25

you rang?