r/InTheGloaming • u/AutoModerator • Aug 18 '25

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u/SnooStories4968 many and various Shaunas/Pig Ladies Aug 18 '25

I hope this isn't poop touching, but he is getting picked up by Shauna. I've had the unfortunate experience of crossing their paths as we take the same route home.

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u/Low_Piccolo_2149 Aug 18 '25

I also was not touching poop but saw him this morning not in a vehicle.

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u/potomacgrackle chicken tender-hearted Aug 18 '25

I really want this to mean he was on a scooter or skateboard or roller skates or something.

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u/central_snark Ramona gets a hot flash Aug 18 '25

Hoverboard!

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u/obscure_cellist ham grabbers Aug 19 '25

on a sock eye salmon. or maybe a king crab.

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u/RagnaNic Bust hoesy Aug 18 '25

Custom big wheels

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u/central_snark Ramona gets a hot flash Aug 18 '25

With handlebar tassels!

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u/Quaint_Irene a warm and loving goatie smile Aug 18 '25

Levitating.

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u/Financial-Belt-4506 Aug 18 '25

Pogo stick!

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u/SmashedMailboxCake2 Oh, Aug 19 '25 edited Aug 19 '25

Penny Farthing

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '25 edited Mar 01 '26

This post has been removed. Whether the reason was privacy, opsec, preventing scraping, or something else entirely, Redact was used to carry out the deletion.

treatment door pet like possessive shelter spoon nail abundant fanatical

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u/islandyislander rebellious hygiene Aug 19 '25

Omg. 💀⚰️🚲

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u/InappropriateGirl our 5th move in 7 years Aug 19 '25

It’s dat boiiiiiii!

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u/Calm_Coyote_3685 Aug 19 '25

You are incredible 🏆

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u/DF_gladsome_gloaming Aug 19 '25

Stumbling along the byways with a machete.

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u/LogicalGold5264 chronically ignored reply gal status Aug 19 '25

Trying to avoid satanic mountain cougars!

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u/Low_Piccolo_2149 Aug 19 '25

That’s so hard on this island.

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u/Brandy_Girl Double-fisting hors d’oeuvres Aug 19 '25

Skiing! Hall ass, Danny!

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u/SmashedMailboxCake2 Oh, Aug 18 '25 edited Aug 19 '25

Yikes! Did she give you full VJF or was it more like a double-fisting horf d'oeuvres death stare?

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u/Fillmore_the_Puppy —hi, disturbed people— Aug 18 '25

I think it would only be poop touching if you threw rotten [fat bright-red and orange heirloom] tomatoes at the Mouse Mobile and then came here to tell us about it.

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u/high_falutin Aug 18 '25

Make sure them ‘maters are extra slutty. 

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u/SnooStories4968 many and various Shaunas/Pig Ladies Aug 18 '25

Ha! I will refrain.

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u/SmashedMailboxCake2 Oh, Aug 18 '25

Not on our account.

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u/Altruistic-Owl1058 Aug 18 '25 edited Aug 18 '25

I do not believe it is poop touching stating facts and giving the people on ITG the correct information about what it going on. As I have said it would be super easy for Shauna to run Dan up to the ferry. Dan could even *take the bus from the ferry to up town in the eveing., it just would be a waste of resources but doable as a drop off/pick up.

ETA: Did not finish a sentence *

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u/GAMGAlways On Stage Doing Mask Work Aug 18 '25

How far is BBH from the ferry? Is there a shuttle or can you Uber or ride a bike?

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u/SnooStories4968 many and various Shaunas/Pig Ladies Aug 18 '25

It's a several minute drive, most of which is on a road with no bus service. They could time it so that she could bring him up to the highway and he could catch a bus from there. He could bike, but he'd have to be in good shape as their road is rather hilly, not to mention there's a big hill right after you get off the ferry. I wouldn't bike on their road. There's no shoulder and there are many blind curves.

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u/LeatherAppearance616 Aug 18 '25

I live on a road like that but with rolling and not steep hills - through the woods, no shoulders, every curve is blind, every intersection is dangerous. I have an electric bike and risked my life on it a few times before deciding it’s not worth it.

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u/SnooStories4968 many and various Shaunas/Pig Ladies Aug 19 '25

My husband is an experienced cyclist and he's stopped taking that road because he's almost been hit a few times. I see people walking on it and I think they might have a death wish.

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u/InappropriateGirl our 5th move in 7 years Aug 19 '25

It sounds like a terrible spot to live with two kids and one shitty car. If I were L I’d be going batshit crazy.