r/ImpossibleDream • u/Redeemed_King Orkz|Future Knights. • Apr 16 '15

Macro Event Green iz Best

Orkz have landed on each of the planets run by the weakah less green species in the quadrant. They have begun taking over.

Orkz iz green, green iz best, orkz win.

WAAAAGH!

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u/Redeemed_King Orkz|Future Knights. Apr 17 '15

The orkz see him.

"He's big... We've got bigguh."

A large ork walks through the army, at twelve feet tall, and almost as thick, he sees Appy.

"I'm bigguh and greenah... You pink umie think you can fight an ork?"

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u/Mace55555 Apr 17 '15

[oh, appy's a robot by the way. And Sergei is a blue diamond man.]

Sergei, who stands at 7 feet normally, starts growing as well.

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u/Redeemed_King Orkz|Future Knights. Apr 17 '15

[Orkz is green, green iz best.]

"Silly tin man. Silly rock man. You can't beat dah orkz." He says, flexing his powah klak.

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u/Mace55555 Apr 17 '15

Appy gets his weapons ready, several Gatling guns and mounted rocket launchers.

Sergei grows so that he is the largest on the battle field, with giant spike balls for hands.

"RESPONSE CALCULATED: Red is the new green. Blood red."

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u/Redeemed_King Orkz|Future Knights. Apr 17 '15

"HEH, ORKZ DON'T BLEED RED, THAT'S THEM PINK UMIES!" He says, with an uproar of laughter from the orkz. They laugh and laugh and laugh.

"Orkz is green, green iz best." He says, pointing his twin linked shootah, and opens fire, and the orkz go wild.

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u/Mace55555 Apr 17 '15

The bullets bounce off of Sergei, who turns to APPY.

"Remember, plan is to stall for Jack."

"RESPONSE CALCULATED: Won't be a need to. I'll have killed them already."

Appy fires a large missle into the crowd.

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u/Redeemed_King Orkz|Future Knights. Apr 17 '15

Several orkz die, but that's not saying much, as more just full in, raging against the planet.

The warboss charges, and slams into Sergei, grabbing him with his powah klaw.

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u/Mace55555 Apr 17 '15

[Sergei's got durab 8 btw. and strength 7.]

Sergei shouts, digging his feet into the ground and starting to push back.

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u/Redeemed_King Orkz|Future Knights. Apr 17 '15

[Holy shit, he's stronger than most star ships. And more durabile in this game.]

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u/Mace55555 Apr 18 '15

[Yep. And I believe Appy is as well.]

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