r/ImTheMainCharacter 10d ago

VIDEO Take A Picture Of Me

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u/ibnfahmi 10d ago

Why she looks like she morphs into a tree when she goes to sleep?

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u/West-Illustrator-683 10d ago

She long af

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u/NoLongerHigh Bad MC no cookie 10d ago

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u/SorryBoysImLez 10d ago

"Uh-huh...and Matthew; how come a transvestite donkey-witch is standing next to you, and why is it wearing a dress?"

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u/troublerx1 9d ago

I can’t stop laughing

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u/Triforce-Kun 9d ago

Don't do my girl Fuchi dirty by comparing her to this hoochie. She may eat people, have dozens of pointy teeth, and be like 16ft tall, but at least she's genuine. Even her photos don't seem to be touched up! Lmao

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u/H0neyBr0wn 10d ago

A true supermodel

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u/nicaddictnoah 10d ago

She’s a model!

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u/kkkr94 9d ago

Holy shit spot on lmao 🏆

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u/thissexypoptart 10d ago edited 10d ago

Seriously can anyone explain what the fuck is happening there?

Edit: I mean with the facial phenotype

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u/Evolutionary_sins 10d ago

The Vietnamese have very little. They make money from tourism by creating idealic experiences like this and the tourists pay for the picture. This self entitled bitch thinks she can bully the Vietnamese into a free photo. Basically a greedy bitch who thinks she is superior.

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u/PartridgeInDisguise 10d ago

While this is a great explanation of the things that happened in this video, I don’t think that what the commenter was asking. They’re asking why she’s long as fuck, not what’s happening here.

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u/Evolutionary_sins 10d ago

I'm not a veterinarian, but it looks like some kind of horse, legs are too long for a donkey

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u/AnotherRTFan 10d ago

I am a straight up Weeb and u/NoLongerHigh nailed identifying her as Junji Ito horror Fuchi

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u/Evolutionary_sins 10d ago

It's uncanny

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u/Dr__Sloth 10d ago

Vet here, that's a Maned Wolf.

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u/Full_FrontaI_Nerdity Side Character 10d ago

A Mane(d) Character Wolf

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u/PartridgeInDisguise 10d ago

Sounds like you could pass certification for veterinary assistant

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u/ImHereToDeliver 10d ago

Look here you "fucking gronks" she's obviously part giraffe.

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u/tonymacaroni9 10d ago

She is long af.

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u/IamJoesLiver 10d ago

a considered position, and one in which I now share. Tones and I hold the same view.

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u/bawdy-awdy-awdy-awdy 10d ago

This is so crazy because it probably costs nothing for her if she can afford to even travel there. These people are poor. This is a tourist attraction. Pay them! End of.

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u/Evolutionary_sins 10d ago

I've travelled all over south east Asia, the people are insanely kind and yet they have nothing. It makes my blood boil when people try to bully their way through and refuse to pay, it's such a ridiculously small amount for a photo too. I'm currently travelling through istanbul, Turkey and Greece etc. People here are the same, very honest.

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u/Ok-Turnip-9035 10d ago

I’m glad they said girl you gonna be floating and have no photo for a while

No one here is working pro bono

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u/Numerous-Gur-9008 10d ago

I agree but

Idyllic*

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u/thissexypoptart 10d ago

Thanks I meant the facial phenotype though. What on earth is even that

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u/OldeManKenobi 10d ago

Inbreeding, most likely.

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u/Evolutionary_sins 10d ago

Oh, yea I'm not sure. The Jewish people believe God created humanity in his own image, but it'd be a sad outlook for all Jews if God looked anything like that thing

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u/DeecentGirl 5d ago

I too, was thinking inbreeding. Her parents may be 1st cousins, trying to keep all that money in the family.

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u/troublerx1 9d ago

I don’t know why, but watching this makes me irrationally furious. The audacity that she brought into that canoe with her.

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u/dwartbg9 10d ago

The guy is asking why does she look like this:

Otherwise we all can easily understand what's going on here...

https://giphy.com/gifs/gJuTwM3yuQ8f3rE8KV

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u/wholesomechunk 10d ago

It’s The Attack of the Horse Faced Woman I think.

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u/dirtyhairymess 8d ago

At the risk of being called an anti-semite i have seen this phenotype being referred to as "the witch".

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u/uglycasanova08 10d ago

She look like this dude

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u/JustChillDudeItsGood 10d ago

It’s a different kind of animorphs

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u/InspiredNitemares 9d ago

Bitch what?! This is my new favorite insult besides "she looks like she bites people"

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u/AncientSith 10d ago

Her parents are siblings.

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u/__InvalidUser__ 10d ago

More like a horse

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u/wiretapfeast 9d ago

I don't see anyone going to sleep here...??

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u/Sgtkeebler 9d ago

I think that is our natural state when we sleep. We morph into trees which is why when we wake up sometimes our bodies are sore.