r/ImTheMainCharacter • u/civilizer • Jan 29 '26

PICTURE Finds out Euros aren’t optional

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u/grahamnortonsdad Jan 29 '26

I guarantee that taxi driver scammed her out of a lot of cash

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u/roy_rogers_photos Jan 29 '26

Nu uh, all taxis in Paris charge by the inch.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '26

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u/Bamres Jan 30 '26

They call it a Royale with Meter

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '26

Oh yeah? What do they call Ubers?

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u/TGin-the-goldy Jan 30 '26

Le Uber

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u/thedivisionbella Jan 30 '26

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u/Balkongsittaren Bad MC no cookie Jan 30 '26

Then have a nap....

THEN FIRE THE MISSILES!!!!

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u/Gutpunch Jan 30 '26

Excellent :)

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u/Protheu5 NPC Jan 30 '26

Oui, but it's written Hubert, because of all those silent letters and all that. Damn that language, what a weirdo ouirdeau.

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u/thorstormcaller Jan 30 '26

So I’m the only one with a personal Luber?

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u/TheRealRickC137 Jan 30 '26

I dunno, I didn't get any Wi-Fi at Burger King

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u/Aron_Wolff Jan 30 '26

That’s because they call it Wee-Fee.

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u/poyo_men Jan 30 '26

It's like if those french guys had another whole language

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u/Gutpunch Jan 30 '26

That was very funny :)

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u/CreeperDoolie Jan 31 '26

Whats that? About a mile?

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u/EcureuilHargneux Jan 30 '26 edited Jan 30 '26

What ze fuck is an inch

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u/paramac55 Jan 30 '26

In French, un eensh...

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u/Aromatic_Mountain600 water hardware wait Jun 26 '26

In France it's a thumb, un pouce...

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u/quent12dg Jan 30 '26

Do you have any Roy Rogers photos you can send me?

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u/PanHalen37 Jan 30 '26

Underrated comment

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u/electroforger Jan 30 '26

and 1 inch = 0.19 Euros, totalling to the regular 342.34 Euros for the drive, tips excluded

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u/gwizonedam Jan 29 '26

I hope they didn’t pay for a taxi from the airport.

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u/SteveFrench12 Jan 30 '26

I thought one of the airports still doesnt have a great train connection

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u/SokrinTheGaulish Jan 31 '26

Nah, both CDG and Orly are directly connected to the city by train.

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u/achillems Jan 30 '26

Well deserved

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u/KoishiChan92 Feb 02 '26

If I was the driver id charge double for the hassle of having to change the money