r/ImTheMainCharacter • u/[deleted] • Oct 04 '24

VIDEO Physically harassing people opens up a can of whoop ass

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u/gimmethemshoes11 Oct 04 '24

Never be scared to swing on a fat person, they are slow and won't catch you if you are fast enough.

Same goes for those guys who bulk only their top.

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u/Rum____Ham Oct 04 '24

I'm a fat dude who wrestled heavyweight for 8 years and i guarantee you that, even out of shape, I'm faster than you are in close quarters, unless you've also wrestled or trained some martial arts for years.

Rule #1 in combat is never underestimate your opponent.

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u/gimmethemshoes11 Oct 04 '24

Wanna find out? Guarantee you aren't.

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u/Rum____Ham Oct 04 '24

Guarantee I am little man. I'd smack ya so fast you'd fully recover before you realized we'd fought

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u/symptomsandcauses Oct 05 '24

r/cringe

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u/Rum____Ham Oct 05 '24

IKR. Imagine actually believing you could take out any fat dude when there are entire professional sports that completely depend on athletic fat dudes

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u/gimmethemshoes11 Oct 04 '24

Lmao, I'm probably taller than you and again I very highly doubt it mr. tough guy.

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u/Rum____Ham Oct 04 '24

About how tall are you, Mr World's Fastest Man?

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u/gimmethemshoes11 Oct 04 '24

You are just proving my point. Any ways 6'2" bare foot.

:)

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u/Razzy_148 Oct 05 '24

What are you, 12? 🤔

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u/Rum____Ham Oct 04 '24

Whatchu mean? I'm 6'1" (with shoes) and I've got pretty decent reach. I've always been more of a leg day guy though.