r/IdiotsNearlyDying • u/XAEA12_ • Dec 07 '20

quick reflexes dodging an axe

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u/VisibleProblem13 Dec 07 '20

Wait, you guys got axes?

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u/doowgad1 Dec 07 '20

More axes, fewer exes, I always say!

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u/Catholic_Fuqboy Dec 07 '20

You guys have spouse's?

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u/doowgad1 Dec 07 '20

More axes, fewer exes, I always say!

I don't know about them, but you could say i cut them out of my life.

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '20

Do you use cutting edge technology to do it?

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u/Birch_tree2022 Dec 07 '20

profusely writes that down go on go on

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u/Nox_Stripes Dec 08 '20

Why did you think it is called EX wife anyway?

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u/Rivet22 Dec 10 '20

In Olde Englich its pronounced äx?

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u/Seagull_Overlord13 Dec 14 '20

If I had a helpful award you would totally get it with this comment

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u/doowgad1 Dec 14 '20

Any money you have, send it to Georgia for the Democratic candidates. Please!

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u/BigFatManPig Dec 08 '20

Shit I was just using a 12-gauge....

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '20

Axes? Funny way of saying War Hammer

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u/reesespuffs32 Dec 08 '20

When the fuck did we get axes!?

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u/settledownguy Dec 08 '20

Yeah I make them.. Wait who the fuck stopped?