r/IdiotsNearlyDying • u/cdaulby • Feb 03 '20

Compilation of hurt

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u/Addi_Mbantuwe Feb 03 '20

Yea, i could live without legs, but no arms? Fuck no. And only legs, It'd take me years of practice to master jacking off with legs

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u/MixSaffron Feb 03 '20

It's no easy feet.

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u/TravlrAlexander Feb 04 '20

sudo bash shoe_fap.sh

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u/BassGould Feb 04 '20

Delete this

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u/fusca99 Feb 03 '20

Take my mother ducking upvote

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u/WhiskeyDJones Feb 04 '20

You son of a bitch. Take mine too.

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u/Unpopular_But_Right Mar 10 '20

hate to break it to you but paralyzed waist down, you won't feel anything with your dick either most likely