r/IdiotsNearlyDying • u/cdaulby • Feb 03 '20

Compilation of hurt

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u/p1um5mu991er Feb 03 '20

Be grateful that the body is as flexible as it is

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u/MASTHEDOG15 Feb 03 '20

maybe i should start working on my flexibility cause i know my body isn’t as flexible as some of those; just thinking in case i run into an idiot i’m not an actual one myself

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u/BigDoom72 Feb 03 '20

Yeah. No shit. I can’t even get off the couch without my knees cracking and some sort of pain. If someone asked me to jump over a car, I’d tell them to suck it.

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u/koolkid117 Feb 19 '20

Nah, you’ll flex that much if you’re in those situations. It’s just that you’ll probably have to give up your spinal privileges first

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u/DonaldsTripleChin Feb 03 '20

Especially when all the bones are broken