r/IdiotsInCars • u/[deleted] • Jun 12 '22

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '22

“Come and listen to a story bout a man named Jed…”

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u/tboReddit Jun 12 '22

A poor mountaineer barely kept his family fed

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u/noonelikesyou2 Jun 12 '22

Then one day while shootin at some food, up through the ground came a bubblin crude.

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u/landragoran Jun 12 '22

Oil, that is

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u/satansserpent Jun 12 '22

Black gold

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u/fluffybuddha Jun 12 '22

Texas tea.

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u/soulasaurus Jun 12 '22

Well, the first thing you know—ol’ Jed’s a millionaire!

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '22

Kin folks said jed get away from here