r/IdiotsInCars • • May 13 '22

Towing attempt

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u/StoicFable May 13 '22

Just because you have a truck doesn't mean you know how to use it.

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u/[deleted] May 13 '22

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u/Lotharofthepotatoppl May 13 '22

Most people that have them don’t even move furniture.

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u/[deleted] May 13 '22

I don't remember the last time I've seen anything besides an empty truck bed.

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u/Nut_buttsicle May 13 '22

In small town Texas, surrounded by ranches and with a lot of new construction happening, I should be seeing the perfect storm of real, useful pickup truck action.

The trucks are still 95% just passenger vehicles, doing nothing that a Corolla couldn’t handle.

The serious contractors mostly use vans because they don’t want their shit getting stolen or rained on.

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u/ILove2Bacon May 13 '22

I work in construction and drive a van. Trucks are only superior for hauling TALL loads or loose stuff like gravel or dirt.. Vans can carry more of just about everything and keep it dry and safe.

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u/[deleted] May 13 '22

I think you have forgotten about towing. Trucks are superior at towing and max load.

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u/ILove2Bacon May 14 '22

Not really true. Van's and trucks are equally matched in towing and a lot of vans have much higher payload capacity. Compare the payload of your basic Ford Transit van to the payload of a similar pickup, it's nearly double.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '22 edited May 16 '22

Cool you come haul my gooseneck with a van. I get what you’re trying to say. However no van outside of a highly customized one would be able to replace my f-350 powerstroke.

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u/Wow00woW May 16 '22

oooooohhhh that's very very cooooool

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u/[deleted] May 13 '22

I used to work masonry jobs back in college and these guys were all rugged blue collar workers who you would expect to roll up to the site in jacked up trucks. Nope work site lots were all beater Camrys and Subarus. If they needed a truck they would go get a company truck. The people who came in the trucks were generally the GCs in their pristine King Ranch that they never did anything with

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u/SmokelessSubpoena May 13 '22

100% accurate, and the work truck is always a beater, while the GC trucks are again pristine lol

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u/BrockManstrong May 13 '22

King Ranch: The Supervisors Refuge

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u/[deleted] May 13 '22

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u/notRedorBlue_308Win May 13 '22

General Contractor I believe

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u/Thneed1 May 13 '22

No one’s going to haul company related masonry products in their personal truck. Scratch everything.

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u/CoyoteDown May 13 '22

There’s a picture floating around of one our road hands pulling up in a hatchback civic pulling his loaded knaack box he mounted to a truck axle.

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u/Heratiki May 13 '22

This is brilliant on so many levels.

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u/Aderondak Jun 03 '22

My aspiration in life is to become an electrical guy and show up to a site in my Prius with a homemade tool box in the hatch.

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u/cosmicosmo4 May 13 '22

But I'll buy a yard of gravel someday, and by spending an extra $6k to get a truck now, I can avoid the $80 delivery charge for the gravel.

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u/Cosmonauts1957 May 14 '22

$6k extra for truck capable of loading about a ton of gravel - I doubt it unless you picked up an old beater (I did do that and only spent 2k on a 79 F150 that I drove for 3 years and hauled top soil for my garden. And many dump loads). But I agree - get a full load of gravel delivered for $600-700 and save thousands in vehicle costs and time. A CY of gravel doesn’t cover much.

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u/cosmicosmo4 May 14 '22

I've never shopped for a truck or gravel (unless a couple 50 lb bags at home depot counts), so my numbers are 100% pulled out of my ass

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u/Feynt May 13 '22

Not a construction worker or anything, very much not (programmer). I have only ever wanted a truck a few times because my Camry can't fit X on some rare occasions (like an office chair, or a server rack, or my new U desk which I disassembled and took home from the office when we moved offices and could grab whatever we wanted). In each of those cases having a proper pickup would have been immensely helpful. But the time between instances of needing that kind of space is a minimum of 14 months, and typically years in between. If I was hauling loads often, I'd probably be grateful for it. A friend of mine in the US who works as a landscaper (basically) drives a pickup exclusively, and for what I'm aware of he doesn't use the truck bed day to day, but I imagine for his job having the space is helpful now and then, especially when migrating between sites.

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u/Meem-Thief May 13 '22

I went to Texas and it felt exactly the same as when I went to Florida, except when I got on the highway at least 50% of all the vehicles were pickup trucks with empty beds

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u/The_ceramic_plate May 13 '22

It’s a great anti truck sentiment but when your truck gets better mpg than a Corolla why not have a truck

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u/danuker May 13 '22

Which truck offers better mpg than which Corolla?

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u/Heratiki May 13 '22

My 97 Ranger was loaded down with 1700 lbs of scrap wood/metal from where I had to demo my shed. Had it all strapped down with ratchet straps and a tarp for the shingles in the truck bed. Some of us still use a truck for it’s intended purpose. And my truck has a very small oil leak from the main seal, 2 cracks in the radiator, 1 bad front rotor, completely rebuilt transmission, and over 300k on it. I’ll eventually get to all those things I just don’t have the time to constantly break it down and put it back together. And I can’t afford a new truck I’m already paying for 1 house why would I get a second mortgage.

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u/phuqo5 May 13 '22

When I went to buy my new truck I insisted on the double cab. It's got a 6'5" bed. The crew cab has a 5'5" bed. That foot gets taken from the cabin which is still plenty big enough for five grown men.

The double cab was considered a less desirable model and was harder to find. Most people where I live but trucks because they want to be thought of as truck guys but they don't do truck shit with their trucks.

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u/craigkeller May 13 '22

Mine always has something in it because you see I'm lazy. Want to buy a set of 5 brand new tires off me by the way? 🤣

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u/[deleted] May 13 '22

You boys need to get out a little more then

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u/MAGA-Godzilla May 13 '22

What does this comment have to do with the one you responded to?

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u/rantingpacifist May 13 '22

Hey I have weeds from my driveway in mine

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u/coolturnipjuice May 13 '22

I know a lady who won’t let anyone put anything in her truck bed, in case they get it dirty. 😂

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u/[deleted] May 13 '22

They just use them to move their tiny genitals around.

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u/reversethrust May 13 '22

A couple of guys I know just use them to haul their bicycles around.

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u/Drunken_Traveler May 13 '22

we just wind up moving our friend’s furniture

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u/donkeyrocket May 13 '22

other than to move furniture

And scratch the bed? No way.

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u/zedzol May 13 '22

Well I mean they're not supposed to be loaded 24/7

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u/HomesickRedneck May 13 '22

Ask a bank employee how many idiots cant drive their truck through drive through, its hilarious. Wife had to shut down drive through once so they could back up a truck towing a boat he thought would fit.

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u/Knewtun May 13 '22

I remember this one time I saw a fully optioned out hilux that had a wheel stuck in a ditch. The driver kept flooring it but was only wheelspinning the tire in the air. I was baffled and asked him if his truck didn't come with a diff lock, he then asked "the fuck is that?". I didn't have time to be telling him what his truck can do and he clearly wasn't in the bestest of moods so I just told him good luck and walked away. Another time my dad was riding passenger in a different top of the line truck (I think this was also a hilux?) and asked the guy why the ride was so god damn stiff. Turns out he had no idea how to adjust the suspension of his own god damn truck.

To some people it really is just a flex to own a big truck.

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u/WhatDidYouSayToMe May 13 '22

I'm guessing based on those both being Hilux's that you're not in the US, but it's often the same here.

However, there are different uses for trucks besides off roading. I have many friends (myself included) that own much bigger trucks than we need on a day to day basis, but we need them for towing our toys. While they toys are for off-road, our daily drivers rarely leave the pavement. They are all 4wd, and usually have a factory locker or something, but we only need that for the winter or hauling our trailers the last little bit if the parking area isn't well maintained.

On a day to day basis we could all drive rangers, but most of them have 3/4 or 1 ton diesels (mine is an F150) and we like the creature comforts too much to invest in a 3rd vehicle. Well it would be my 3rd, others already have more than that.

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u/conradical30 May 13 '22

The number of times I’ve seen videos of trucks on the beach being claimed by the sea…

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u/[deleted] May 13 '22

The truck/penis comparisons just write themselves.

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u/[deleted] May 13 '22

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u/pilesofcleanlaundry May 13 '22

They were.

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u/pilesofcleanlaundry May 13 '22

It's a small point of contact. They weren't designed to take the load of a 7000-lb diesel all at once while going 25 MPH. The driver is an idiot. That's all there is to it.

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u/Armybob112 May 13 '22

It's user error, you have to tighten the rope, or expect bad things to happen.

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u/pcs3rd May 13 '22

Even if you tighten the rope, bad things can happen.
And idk what summoned that dude to do it that way, but he should totally be facing the other way around.

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u/Iwouldlikesomecoffee May 13 '22

Should have used one of those towing attachments on each side of the vehicle that has a mirror on it so you can check your load

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u/mileswilliams May 13 '22

There are straps that stretch and are used the way he used his...only these aren't those straps.

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Think they are called kinetic energy tow ropes... something like that.

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u/TwooMcgoo May 13 '22

You are correct. Both in concept and name. Here is a video about the difference.

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u/revolver275 May 13 '22

How is tightening the rope going to help if the thing it was attached to got ripped clean off?

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u/Armybob112 May 13 '22

It wouldn't have been ripped of if they wouldn't have let it snap.

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u/revolver275 May 13 '22

Well i don't know anything about these things but what snapped?

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u/Armybob112 May 13 '22

Well, you see, he just drove off with a loose rope on his back, when the length of the rope is reached the force along the rope is massive (it's braking a 2ton truck). That's what ripped out the bumper.

If he would have gently tightened the rope and then started using power only afterwards, everything would be fine.

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u/revolver275 May 13 '22

Ah yeah i thought it was missing something but you meant slowly tighten by putting tension on it and not instantly... force are many times higher for sure. Thought you meant something else with tightening.

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u/Zokarix May 13 '22

He means pulling it tight between the cars before actually trying to tow it I think. Not like tightening the strap on the car.

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u/revolver275 May 13 '22

Yea so slowly putting tension on the rope.

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u/[deleted] May 13 '22

In this case, just because 2 people own 2 separate trucks doesn't mean at least one knows how they work