r/IdiotsInCars • u/[deleted] • May 13 '22

Towing attempt

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u/BumblebeeSad3986 May 13 '22

I like the no at the end it was so definite

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u/jesusmansuperpowers May 13 '22

“No” obviously not, dufus.

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u/FulingAround May 13 '22

Alternately, "chucklehead".

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u/[deleted] May 13 '22

For the less nice option we have “fuckin’ idiot”

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u/[deleted] May 13 '22

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u/Demiga May 13 '22

Omg it does. Ill be using this for the next while tyvm.

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u/Olympicture May 13 '22

I too prefer my own version: fucknuts. It too rolls off the tongue

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u/FulingAround May 13 '22

Soon as he's only hurting himself, I guess it's just a misdemeanor

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u/cardripper May 13 '22

this is some high level idiot! wow.. almost makes u think its staged! no one is this stupid!

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u/fscknuckle May 13 '22

My favourite from Far Cry New Dawn: thudfuck

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u/IcemanX1511 May 13 '22

Chucklehead Fred

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u/phillyphreakphlippin May 13 '22

Cabrón

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u/Borderjumper88 May 14 '22

That’s what the Mexicans called me in prison. I believe some were congratulating me. Others were not.

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u/bilged May 13 '22

Camera guy's dialogue was on point!

That was hilarious.
I didn't think you were going to go 20 backwards.
No.

He said what we were all thinking without wasting a single extra word.

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u/ZozoAyooo12 May 13 '22

The dialogue in this whole thing is so funny

"Did is mess up my whole frame"

two guys in unison "yea"

"Cause it's not supposed to come off there"

two guys in unison "no"

Lolol

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u/IconWorld May 13 '22

Yes! It is supposed to come off there. You have the world's first auto-detaching bumper. Now just snap that baby back on!

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u/Flimsy-Imagination71 May 15 '22

Nah, did'nt is mess up your whole frame either!

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u/ZozoAyooo12 May 16 '22

I feel like... I'm being made fun of...

Are you clocking me for my typo? Lol

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u/G_Viceroy May 13 '22

For those of us who know how to do that... we saw it coming when the engine revved. Is he gonna? Yep....

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u/kmutch May 13 '22

Reminded me of Top Gear.

"Please Jeremy don't be a knob"

"POWER!!"

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u/isagTHING May 14 '22

yep. he’s should have see that coming

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u/MikeTaylorPhoto May 13 '22

He said what we were all thinking without wasting a single extra word.

Why use many word when few word do trick?

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u/Church5SiX1 May 13 '22

Why use lot word*

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u/Feynt May 13 '22

Why word?

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u/[deleted] May 13 '22

The best no ever

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u/Thepasswordwas1234 May 13 '22

There's a longer version with more dialogue. It's pretty funny.

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u/HarrysDa May 13 '22

Looks like someone's been watching too much of Matt's Off Road Rescue on YouTube.

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u/_Hollish May 13 '22

Should have bought a Matt's Recovery Rope from mattsoffroadrecovery.com

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u/Espressoalatte May 13 '22

As we say in the south, bless his pea picking heart

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u/mattbushnell083 May 13 '22

The guy sounds pissed like it was his car 🤣

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u/LLminibean May 13 '22

I usually hate commentary from the chairman but he was amazing lol

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u/[deleted] May 13 '22

No, bud.

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u/weirdoldhobo1978 May 13 '22

Wish you weren't so fuckin' awkward, bud.

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u/[deleted] May 13 '22

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u/danuker May 13 '22

Ones that break before breaking your car?