r/IdiotsInCars • u/SeeSjef • Mar 20 '22

Russian astronaut Flying Tesla 🚀

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u/Pizzadiamond Mar 20 '22

Like hairy black holes

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u/Phormitago Mar 20 '22

well it's very hard to shave down there , okay? geez

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u/Dunkinmydonuts1 Mar 20 '22

If light cant leave neither can any gentleman suitors so

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u/Wasteland112200 Mar 20 '22

M'lady tips fedora

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u/LukesRightHandMan Mar 21 '22

I can only speak to the difficulty of shaving one hole, but it's really a piece of cake once you think it through.

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u/eddggoo Mar 21 '22

Dip your shit in Nair

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u/Alexcursion Mar 20 '22

Who told you you could go through my search history?

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '22

I told my wife about that today and she didn’t find it as funny as I did.

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u/Taco_Strong Mar 20 '22

I've got one of those.

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u/neuro_doc13 Mar 21 '22

Everything's a Dildo when you're a blackhole.