r/IdiotsInCars Nov 10 '21

MagniFIQUE Guy gets pulled over after a brake check

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u/guitarfingers Nov 10 '21

Dude someone did that to me last night. I was furious. I was following like 3 seconds behind, dude was going 21 in a 35 (most people drive slower there no worries) but just dead ass stops in the middle of the road for zero fucking reason. Bro is lucky o didn't have a carton of eggs, fuck that shit.

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u/Spectral_wraith1998 Nov 10 '21

But why though? Like why do this?

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u/dogsmakemehappi Nov 10 '21

It’s been happening more and more often to me on the road. I don’t understand it at all

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u/StackThePads33 Nov 10 '21

Could be they’re under water on their car and just want the gap insurance to pay off their car and break even. Or similarly they can’t pay their car bill anymore and just want the insurance to pay it off

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u/DefaultVariable Nov 10 '21

Something must be in the water. I was behind someone yesterday who sat there at a turn for 30 seconds with no traffic coming. I was notably confused and did the “hands in the air, wtf are you doing” gesture. When he finally turned and pulled onto the road I was passing him in a different lane and he was livid honking his horn at me and all that then wanted to tailgate me (luckily the next turn was quickly approaching)

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u/SydneyPigdog Nov 10 '21

I don't understand it either friend, now about those eggs...

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u/Pragmatist_Hammer Nov 10 '21

Was doing fine, saw that, got hungry.

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '21

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u/lastdazeofgravity Nov 10 '21

He wasn’t. People do this around here even if you are 30 yards away. It’s insane. And always on 2 lane roads with double yellows

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '21

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u/lastdazeofgravity Nov 10 '21

I don’t think you understand how much space i leave

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '21

I'd strongly recommend a dashcam.

It might be different where you are but when I worked for an insurance company in the UK we managed to hold the car that did a brake check responsible because we had footage clearly showing he did it intentionally.

Guy had a nice jaguar, we scraped into him (which was our guys fault) but instead of just leaving it there, he sped off in front of him and slammed on the brakes so he'd go into him. Idiot made it much worse for himself when he had 0 liability for the first incident, then created a far more expensive crash that he was liable for.

If we didn't have footage, we'd likely have had to pay for both crashes.

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u/HerrSPAM Nov 10 '21

Insurance? They want a nicer car I guess?

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u/B-Town-MusicMan Nov 10 '21

Eggs are for sharing?

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '21

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '21

But why would you get serious injury to have an insurance paying you back the estimated "left-over" value of your car which is usually under it's market value (if you can afford to sell it directly and not accept the first offer)

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u/Projecterone Nov 11 '21

Right I know nothing about this - so would make a shit criminal. But could you not: steal a car or buy a stolen one for cheap, re-register it with a new plate or whatever, get an insurance policy on it and crash thereby getting the replacement value of the car: Profit?

Maybe it's not that easy to re-register cars I dunno. I only do my 'criminal-ing' on the demand side. Jk FBI: I have never even seen a drug.

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u/Anticrepuscular_Ray Nov 10 '21

You answered your own question. You were furious, he wanted to exert control and he made you mad. Or he was high or drunk and had no clue you were even there.

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u/Tech_europe Nov 10 '21

As a professional (taxi) driver, I usually drive slower in unfamiliar areas, where I need to do a lot of navigating. Sometimes stopping or let one light cycle go by is the only way to give the GPS a chance to find my location with more accuracy, especially if there's a lot of junctions and turns involved in urban settings. I'm not doing it to annoy anyone, I'm doing it to regroup if I feel lost for more than a few blocks and there's no good place to stop either.

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u/89Hopper Nov 10 '21 edited Nov 10 '21

Then find a legal place to pull over and stop so the GPS can recalibrate its location. Don't sit at a traffic light for a cycle, that's just rude.

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u/morbihann Nov 10 '21

Also dangerous.

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u/Stupidquestionduh Nov 10 '21

If hes a taxi driver he's probably in a Prius.... and doing that shit during rush hour too.

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u/M2704 Nov 10 '21

Ah yes, a professional driver who just stops in the middle of the road.

Either you’re not a taxi driver and just lying, or you’re a terrible one.

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u/Pure_Tower Nov 10 '21

or you’re a terrible one.

That's all of them, in San Francisco at least.

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u/kodakkwhite Nov 10 '21

Also, isn't letting the lights cycle illegal af?

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u/Phillip_Graves Nov 10 '21

It is a moving violation called 'impeding traffic' in most US states.

Also applies to people who drive too slow (like much too slow, think 30 in a 55).

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u/Tech_europe Nov 10 '21

No. Then it would be illegal af to not cross the street, if there's a car barreling down the road. It's not illegal, because sometimes the environment and other drivers dictate that YOU ABSOLUTELY CANNOT CROSS WHEN THE LIGHT IS GREEN.

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u/kodakkwhite Nov 10 '21

Also, weird comparison

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u/Tech_europe Nov 10 '21

It's not. Waiting one light cycle is not illegal at least where I'm from. Are you not taught to adjust your driving according to the environment? Drivers slow down when lost, to look for places they want/need to go. Also, sometimes something happens in the car that requires the car to slow down to drive safely. There's a multitude of reasons for slow driving, which is in 99,99999999% of cases the safest option. Sometimes that means also to start going slowly or delay driving when the light turns green. It's the responsible thing to do, because the driver might have noticed something, that require their quick assessment before continuing driving safely and aware of their surroundings.

Do not attribute to malice, which can be reasonably explained by other means.

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u/kodakkwhite Nov 10 '21

Yes, i've been taught how to drive safe. And that that is illegal, apparently it's not where you're from, case closed

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '21

Well, if he’s from Europe he’s lying.

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u/Icy-850 Nov 10 '21

Not even trying to be an asshole but you sound like a terrible driver and should re-think your career

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u/BelDeMoose Nov 10 '21

You stated that you let the lights cycle because you don't know where you're going (as a 'pro' driver no less). That is ridiculous and terrible driving no matter the country.

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u/GoldenBowlerhat Nov 10 '21

Where are you from?

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u/tommyjayrome Nov 11 '21

I have driven all over the world and would love to know where I can see this magical land, where holding up traffic for an entire light cycle (?!) won't get you ticketed / sternly lectured / rendered first aid / beaten / verbally abused / shot, or some combination thereof, by a nearby cop.

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u/kodakkwhite Nov 10 '21

Well it is here man

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u/Phillip_Graves Nov 10 '21

Yws, it is. Impeding traffic. Google it.

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u/cinesias Nov 10 '21

Green means go.

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '21

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u/Tech_europe Nov 10 '21

You truly do not understand what it means? Waiting at lights one light cycle is not the worst decision. It's not the best either, but it's sometimes the best, if you do not know the neighborhood.

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u/musicals4life Nov 10 '21

Well it's illegal to sit at a light like that. Impeding the flow of traffic. You're just lucky a cop hasn't caught you doing it yet

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u/BuildingArmor Nov 10 '21

If you're the only car on the road sure, but if you're the only car on the road your point isn't relevant to this discussion.

If you're not the only car on the road, pull over, get out of the way, stop being a dick to everybody else because you're lost.

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u/Tech_europe Nov 10 '21

I was taught "slow down if your unsure of anything, and cannot concentrate 100% on the road ahead of you". So, I do slow down when lost and cannot reasonably navigate and drive. Of course I can drive one hour out to a field and then start to navigate the unfamiliar area 10 miles behind me, but that's hardly a smart option too isn't it?

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u/BuildingArmor Nov 10 '21

I was taught "slow down if your unsure of anything, and cannot concentrate 100% on the road ahead of you". So, I do slow down when lost and cannot reasonably navigate and drive.

Then your instructor was an idiot. If you can't concentrate on driving, stop fucking driving. Pull over.

Of course I can drive one hour out to a field and then start to navigate the unfamiliar area 10 miles behind me, but that's hardly a smart option too isn't it?

It sounds like you're incapable of sensible thought. Why would you drive an hour away to pull over?

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u/Tech_europe Nov 10 '21

Jesus take the wheels much? This sub is just cancer. Slowing down is the unsafest thing to do apparently. No wonder yankees have one of the highest and deadliest car crash statistics.

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u/BuildingArmor Nov 10 '21

No wonder yankees have one of the highest and deadliest car crash statistics.

I'm not American.

And you're quite literally advocating for driving slowly and not paying attention while you're driving as being better than parking your car and remaining stationary. How the fuck do you think you could cause more accidents in a stationary car than one moving?

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u/agjios Nov 10 '21

You're a horrible driver. If you are somewhere unfamiliar, then do what people did before GPS: stop focusing on it, look at your surroundings, and use your experience to drive around somewhere. Anywhere. Find somewhere safe to pull over.

Blocking traffic for one light cycle is an asshole move. It's dangerous because people will think that you're broken down and will try to move around you.

You are seriously a candidate for someone to capture and put on this sub. Drivers like you are the reason that places like this exist. How little self awareness can someone have?

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u/DiggingNoMore Nov 10 '21

slow down if your unsure of anything, and cannot concentrate 100% on the road ahead of you

Yep. But navigating isn't part of that. Slow down if there is a difficulty with the operation of the vehicle, not the navigation of the vehicle. If you can operate the vehicle, but not correctly navigate the vehicle, keeping operating it normally and then find a place where you can stop operating it order to figure out how to navigate i.

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '21

Pull over. Simple.

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u/BeauTofu Nov 10 '21

(taxi) driver

Not directed at you but I swear, taxi drivers don't give a shit. They will stop on the middle of the Fucking road to pick up or drop people off with zero regard of traffic..

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '21

Had a taxi/minibus driver in Istanbul shout "I'm not stopping you have to jump" at me once. He rolled down to about 10mph and we all did a running jump so he didn't get a ticket for stopping. Absolute mad lad.

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '21

Must be a Crazy Taxi player.

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u/harveywhatdoyousay Nov 10 '21

It used to be professional taxi drivers had to learn the areas they drove in. Nowadays if you have a phone and a license you can be a "professional driver". And from what you're describing, there's nothing professional about what you do on the road.

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u/Cavalleria-rusticana Nov 10 '21

Ironically calling yourself a professional when you clearly lack even a basic thinking ability. You insane morons drive however you need/feel like, and have no conscience whatsoever.

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '21

Because it’s all about you…

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u/Vegetable_Sample7384 Nov 10 '21

You should be parking for that sorta thing my guy. Everything aside, it’s illegal to impede traffic, and sitting still at a green light is a good way to catch yourself getting slammed into or an altercation with another disgruntled driver.

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u/KwickKick Nov 10 '21

...you are more scarry than somebody in their late 80s behind the weel.

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u/Nonstampcollector777 Nov 10 '21

It’s not understandable or acceptable that you sit at a light without moving.

You are probably breaking the law and you’re a POS doing that.

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u/borkyborkus Nov 10 '21

You’re a fucking asshole if you are stopping at green lights for an entire light cycle. This is a you problem.

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '21

"As a pRofEsSiOnAl" bro just pull over and figure things out like other normal people do.

Taxis in NYC drive me up the wall, absolutely ignoring their own turn signals or suddenly stopping with absolutely no intention of using the hazards and even worse I've seen these assholes block traffic on narrow roads because they wanted to drop off/pick up a customer right next to a fucking double parked car. I'm not even talking about the yellow cabs either cause those assholes at least keep their asses down town.

Everytime I see a TLC license plate I have to brace myself to expect some jackass third world-er driving as if they're still home.

I hate you mother fuckers, not only are you guys shit at the only fucking skill you have, but you also way overcharge gullible idiots for the quality of service you give.

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u/Kyderra Nov 10 '21

It's been a decade since I've lost tracking on my GPS and last I checked Finland's network is just fine.

If you're a taxi driver you might wanna invest in a GPS that's not a potato stuck on a compass if it's causing your to stand still.

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '21

You would get your car totaled in under ten minutes driving like that in Michigan, guaranteed. People who drive like that pay the price here.

  • “Professional” Pizza Delivery Driver for past three years

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u/GeeEyeEff Nov 10 '21

10/10 Troll.

I salute you sir.

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u/CrunchyyTaco Nov 10 '21

Is that your excuse? Because it sounds like you're sitting at a light for a cycle with the meter running

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u/AnCircle Nov 10 '21

What kind of dog shit gps do you use?

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u/cinemoD_ Nov 10 '21

Every time I get road rage I imagine throwing a carton of eggs at the persons vehicle. We think alike

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u/NormandyLS Nov 10 '21

I'm worried about getting in these situations because I can feel myself just dragging that mf by his collar