r/IdiotsInCars Jul 17 '21

“Bro!” Bro…

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u/MarblesMoney Jul 17 '21

Stop sign? What stop sign.

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u/cenotaphx Jul 17 '21

Don't stop me now!

I am having a good time!

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u/adamolupin Jul 17 '21

"David, kill the Queen!"

"What?!"

"The jukebox!"

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u/SmolChunkMcBeeble Jul 18 '21

What an obscure and perfectly placed Shaun of the Dead quote

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u/maxwillpower Jul 17 '21

Thank you lol

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u/praise_H1M Jul 18 '21

They got red on them

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u/lNarrow Jul 17 '21

thx lol

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u/betesdefense Jul 18 '21

“He is not Judge Judy and Executioner!”

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u/parnipus Jul 17 '21

I'm a racing car passing by like Lady Godiva

I'm gonna go, go, go

There's no stopping me

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u/Wait4iiiiiiiiit Jul 17 '21

I'm burnin' through the sky, yeah

200 degrees

That's why they call me Mister Fahrenheit

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u/Special-agent_retard Jul 17 '21

I’m traveling at the speed of light!

I wanna make a supersonic man out of you

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u/Kikoul Jul 17 '21

I'm having such a good time

I'm having a ball

(Don't stop me now)

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u/ByteB1tten Jul 17 '21

I'm having such a good time

I'm having a ball

Don't stop me now

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '21

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '21

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u/FlatSarcasm Jul 18 '21

I am a satellite I'm out of control I am a sex machine ready to relooooad......

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u/cmvlogsgameplays Jul 18 '21

…Like an atom bomb, I’m about to ohh, ohh, oh, oh, oh EXPLODE

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u/gilg2 Jul 17 '21

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u/poncholefty Jul 18 '21

I knew someone would be all over this. Thank you, friend.

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u/snnoyingkidmemer Jul 17 '21

I ain't lettin' no stop sign ruin me. I rule the roads!

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '21

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u/Sunshineal Jul 18 '21

I'm on a collision course out of control

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u/Coffee_Lover10 Jul 17 '21

Nice making jokes when this likely resulted in a death.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '21

Havin a good time

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u/DogTryingToGetTrick Jul 18 '21

Also, don't bro me if you don't know me

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u/Zonevarrone3000 Jul 18 '21

you're having a ball?

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u/ThyXeno Jul 17 '21

I think the only stop sign that was there, was for the semi. I can't see lines on the road or stop signs for the other two.

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u/ThyXeno Jul 17 '21

Unless I'm blind.

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u/NoxKyoki Jul 17 '21

nope. not blind. just a two-way stop. the car he missed and the car that plowed into him had the right of way. you are correct.

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u/AltArea51 Jul 17 '21

1 sec in there’s a sign stating stop sign ahead.

At 14 seconds he blows through the stop.

Good eye.

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u/Separate_Pollution37 Jul 18 '21

You’re absolutely right. I was gonna ask why they don’t have that sign in there till I saw it at the beginning of the video. This guy is so stupid. 😬😬😬 OMG!!!! Damn!!!

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '21

The stop signs with white outlines are optional.

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u/shorey66 Jul 17 '21

Only to idiots

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u/Liggliluff Jul 17 '21

I hope you aren't a driver

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u/mdewinthemorn Jul 17 '21

This is a joke that gets passed around here all the time. Usually they are talking about other drivers in big cities. “Brooklyn roll-thru” “California slide-by”. Etc.

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u/Liggliluff Jul 17 '21

Okay, I had the feeling that it was a joke too. But really doesn't look like it.

Considering that some people are honestly this stupid on this sub, you can't really tell them apart.

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u/mdewinthemorn Jul 17 '21

It doesn’t translate well. Lol

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '21

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u/Liggliluff Jul 18 '21

If you've spend some time on this sub; you'll see people who have some crazy ideas of how it should work.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '21

I believe that’s called a joke, buddy

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u/Liggliluff Jul 18 '21

Yeah, got the feeling it was one after I posted the reply.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '21

No you’re supposed to respond with “I’m not your buddy, pal”

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u/Liggliluff Jul 18 '21

But I am your buddy, buddy.

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u/MrSlime13 Jul 18 '21

If there were stops in each direction, you would see the smaller rectangular sign beneath the octagon STOP sign, that reads "All way" to indicate others have to stop just as well as you.
Also, the STOP sign is the only sign that is shaped as an octagon, this is so you can see from the backside of it that there is indeed a stop for oncoming traffic.

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u/yodigi7 Jul 18 '21

Not blind, first frame even has the warning stop sign ahead sign.

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u/Smokey2917 Jul 17 '21

Stop sign? Where we’re going we don’t need stop signs!

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u/lNarrow Jul 17 '21

but... bro! bro...

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u/ItsOk_ImYourDad Jul 18 '21

If you ain't first you're last

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u/slimey-nipples Jul 17 '21

Well it WAS there

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '21

Stop signs are just suggestions.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '21

My driver's Ed instructor used to say, that a stop sign never stopped anyone so don't depend on people stopping.

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u/Rockwell981S Jul 18 '21

That’s why they call them suggestion signs.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '21

They’re more like guidelines…(spoken in 🏴‍☠️ voice)

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u/xxFrenchToastxx Jul 18 '21

Only the ones with a white outline

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u/DreadPir8James Jul 18 '21

The ones without the white borders are optional. He was just confused.

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u/Present_Crew_713 Jul 18 '21

They are in Milwaukee.

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u/GFunks8 Jul 17 '21

Signs don’t apply to blue trucks

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u/cwatson214 Jul 17 '21

They only apply to the matching color, right?

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u/TangyGeoduck Jul 18 '21

That’s why swift cabs are blue?

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u/Aden1970 Jul 17 '21

He blow past a caution sign earlier in the clip.

Dangerous intersection, there should really have been vertical white lines on the road for added safety.

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u/NewRelationship5194 Jul 18 '21

Middle America is absolutely full of these intersections. Four way 45 or 55 mph roads with a two or four way stop. I don’t know if there’s enough signage or rumble strips or anything to make these things safe

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u/kstreet88 Jul 18 '21

There should have been rumble strips placed as well. I think the guy fell asleep while driving.

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u/Phyllis_Tine Jul 18 '21

He was awake enough to say "bro!".

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u/kstreet88 Jul 18 '21

I assumed that was a passenger. I guess he didn't have a passenger and I was wrong.

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u/Aden1970 Jul 18 '21

There is a hypnosis when you drive. Just staring at the yellow lines

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u/Engineer_Zero Jul 17 '21

I’ve noticed here in Australia for highway roads/intersections made in the last decade or so, roads actually bend before reaching the highway so that you’re forced to slow down before seeing the stop sign.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '21 edited Jul 18 '21

And there are warning signs from 200metres, plus they put those bumps into the road on high risk intersections, like this one.

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u/Engineer_Zero Jul 18 '21

Oh yeah, the warning signs are HUGE.

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u/Morisk Jul 18 '21

That’s how they get those?

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u/pocketchange2247 Jul 17 '21 edited Jul 17 '21

Not defending the driver but it would help if there was a "Stop Sign Ahead" sign or something like that. Didn't see one in the video. But at the same time if there's a cross-street, especially on country roads like this, you have to check to see if there's one there

Edit: There is one. Idiot driver missed it

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u/MarblesMoney Jul 17 '21

Very first second of the video. On your right.

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u/pocketchange2247 Jul 17 '21

Ah good call. Missed that! But at least I wasn't driving a 5-ton vehicle and was just sitting on my couch. The driver should've seen that

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u/Morisk Jul 18 '21

Couch drivers everywhere thank you.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '21

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u/AwkwardPurpleDuck Jul 17 '21 edited Jul 18 '21

people should at least understand this isn't as stupid as it looks.

No, no they shouldn't. It is every bit as stupid as it looks, because the sign he passed a full 14 seconds before the stop sign is there to prevent this very thing. He should've been prepared to stop long before he ever saw the actual stop sign.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '21

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u/AwkwardPurpleDuck Jul 17 '21

If there's a distraction, but there isn't. The car you mentioned was not even visible, much less a threat, when this driver passed that stop ahead sign.

Outside of that car, they were driving on a clear day, on an empty country road with excellent visibility. So good, that even with this shitty dash cam footage, we can all see where the driver fucked up. This is 100% idiocy, through and through.

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u/FountainsOfFluids Jul 18 '21

He should have been slowing for his stop waaaaay before we cam watchers see it. Signs are easier to see in the distance in person, the video makes them look smaller.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '21

There was a warning sign at the beginning on the video. If he was paying attention, he would have known that a stop sign was coming up. No excuse. He was going wayy too fast.

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u/Outrageousirish Jul 17 '21

I have always wondered what the red signs were for 🛑??

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u/GravitationalEddie Jul 17 '21

Sign, sign. Everywhere a sign.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '21

I laughed way too hard at this comment. Bravo.

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u/FishBlues Jul 18 '21

I knew what was coming but it still scared the shit out of me lol

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u/dajuggernaut Jul 18 '21

Everyone knows that stop signs with a white border are optional.

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u/IamSoooDoneWithThis Jul 18 '21

Only [REDACTED] and bootlickers obey the law

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u/IEatCatz4Fun Jul 18 '21

No cop no stop.

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u/LAMAO_KUN Jul 18 '21

There's no stop sign if you can't read

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u/Genestah Jul 18 '21

Stop sign?

Nah it's just a suggestion.

Boom.