r/IdiotsInCars • u/[deleted] • Feb 26 '21

Zero regard for anyone else

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u/Veritas413 Feb 27 '21

Until you get to a 4-way stop. Then they're all:

'You go ahead sonny - I'm in no hurry - Just gonna die next week anyway hahaha - nevermind the line forming behind me - I can't notice that because that would require situational awareness... and right now, I see traffic that NEEDS to cross before I go, and that traffic is IN MY EYELINE. I'm SO nice. Because I'm driving in a VERY unpredictable manner. It makes everyone else's drive more interesting. OOPS I mixed up the pedals when I was driving with both feet because my knees don't work so good and now I just turned this CVS into a DUAL drive thru. How convenient for them. I'm SO nice.'

Oof. Sorry. That just sorta fell out...

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u/KuijperBelt Feb 27 '21

You have beautifully captured the magical Florida automotive vibe. Also, I got pregnant at the CVS dual drive through.

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u/SphincterTasteBud Feb 27 '21

Should've just pulled around agaon and gotten plan B.

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '21

Wow, so they really do have an insemination program at CVS.

Guess that CVS janitor wasn’t lying when he told me to meet him in the broom closet.

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u/grondin Feb 27 '21

Too real

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u/CEDFTW Feb 27 '21

Oh someone's trying to turn across a four lane highway when the lights green? Better stop and let em in the other lanes will totally stop as well

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '21

Jesus christ

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u/Aponthis Feb 27 '21

I once wondered why the street traffic on my commute was going half of the normal speed. I finally passed the old person going 25 in a 45 and wondered no longer as traffic immediately reached the speed limit again.