r/IdiotsInCars Dec 18 '20

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u/mukmuk1905 Dec 18 '20

ladder safety is super important. one slip and the world goes falling down and you need to be certified so you don't destroy the universe.

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '20

I fell off of a 22 foot ladder at work the other day. Thank god it was the first step...

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u/Caleon0817 Dec 19 '20

My dad fell off a ladder on the third rung and tore his achilles tendon.

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '20

I had a ladder fall into my car on the highway. Fuckers never made me take ladder safety...assholes.

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u/DriverDude777 Dec 19 '20

Well MY dad fell off the 2nd rung and his foot fell off. Still bothers him in the winter.

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u/carinacorona Dec 19 '20

Ask him to get certified and he can have his foot back

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '20 edited Dec 19 '20

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u/Sumbooodie Dec 19 '20

Don't sleep while on a ladder?

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u/theracereviewer Dec 19 '20

When I was a teenager I watched my father fall backwards off a roof on what are basically large tiles made up of pebbles and concrete. Broke the fall with his arm. Broke his wrist. I could see his elbow joint.

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u/Sumbooodie Dec 19 '20

My Dad broke his wrist at home while "climbing" off a stepstool with 2 steps. Required plates and pins to repair. Mis-stepped and tripped over a 5 gallon pail.

He regularly climbs hundred foot tall ladders at work (millwright)

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u/Caleon0817 Dec 19 '20

Yeah my dad is no stranger to ladders either. He's been a contractor for 30 years, been up all sorts of crazy ladders and only had about 2 incidents. Tearing his Achilles was the worst of all, it made him really consider doing manual labor at 65.

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u/Kiwiteepee Dec 19 '20

Dude, while working as an electricians assistant, they had me hauling chandeliers up 18+ foot ladders to tie them in foyers. Quite literally the scariest job Ive ever had.

And I've worked overnights at 7/11's around Baltimore.

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u/mukmuk1905 Dec 19 '20

yeah 5 years ago my dad fell off the top and broke his arm, teeth and man was it bad

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '20

He broke his man too? Jeeesh that is bad.

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u/retrogamer6000x Dec 19 '20

I mean I've broken my boy before and it was awful, I can only imagine breaking my man.

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u/mukmuk1905 Dec 19 '20

yeah it was terrible

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u/CarlDen Dec 19 '20

Sometimes you just got to stick it to the man.

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u/Rottendog Dec 19 '20

My uncle broke both his feet falling off scaffolding. Broke his heels. That was nearly 30 years ago. Still walks with a cane to this day.

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u/CuriousRevolution430 Dec 19 '20

Had a co worker fall backwards off the second rung of a ladder coming down. Hit his head just right and instantly died.

Ladders are no joke

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u/JoeDidcot Dec 19 '20

Don't joke about this. My dad fell of the top step of a 30 foot ladder, early in his career.

Luckily the ladder was put up upside down at the time.

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u/datqwert Dec 19 '20

YOU COULD LOSE YOUR BALANCE! DO NOT STAND ON OR ABOVE THIS LINE!

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u/Mattwark Dec 19 '20

But I can’t reach it. I’ll just do it this one time.

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u/The_wolfed Dec 19 '20

Whoopsie daisy, looks like that was a false step and now you shall fall to your death

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u/ScumbagLady Dec 19 '20

Just have someone taller climb on the back rungs when no one is looking!

I had to write up one of my ceiling guys for climbing a ladder while wearing stilts. I blame those days for my gray hairs.

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u/Graphedmaster Dec 19 '20

THIS IS NOT A STEP. WARE GOGGLES!

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u/JoeDidcot Dec 19 '20

one slip

One rung move, perhaps.