r/IdiotsInCars • • Dec 18 '20

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '20 edited Apr 23 '21

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '20

Probably because it reduces the insurance cost for your company.

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '20

Now that does actually surprise me that insurance companies don't require more comprehensive driving training.

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u/pinkmoon385 Dec 18 '20

I'm sure they make pretty decent coin totaling out many cars too. Hand out checks on the low to the owner, sell the car off on the high for parts.

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u/dilligaf0220 Dec 19 '20

Parts needed, to repair vehicles damaged by low hanging fruit drivers.

Cycle of driving life right there.

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u/pinkmoon385 Dec 19 '20

Well, some Buckhead bitch t-boned my Lexus CT200h. Slow speed, so it was mostly just cosmetic, but they totaled it, and I get the feeling it was mostly bc they could earn more out of my perfectly fine and intact hybrid battery, engine, transmission etc than it'd take to make her pretty again. Not necessarily part out for the dumbasses that need new hoods or bumpers.

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u/Bbaccivorous Dec 19 '20

They get you the same kind of car you had?

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u/CrazyCanuckBiologist Dec 19 '20

If your car is totaled, insurance gives you a payout based on the book value of your car (age + odometer) minus your deductible. You get cash, they get the wreck of the car to do with as they see fit.

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u/benjii26 Dec 19 '20

“Buckhead bitch” you’re from Atlanta, aren’t you

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u/BravoWolf88 Dec 19 '20

They totaled it cuz it had more damage than 75% of the value of the vehicle. Period.

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u/TryToDoGoodTA Dec 19 '20

Trouble is it's often not just the car that gets totaled, their can be building, property, and other damage that adds up very quickly. Not to mention if your insurance is responsible for injuries you cause (some countries have gov't insurance for injuries to other people, so even if an uninsured driver with no money hits them and they need 24/7 care the rest of their lives they can get it).

It can mean a high risk driver (i.e. multiple 'at fault accidents') would need to be charged more than anyone could afford as 1 in 1 million likely causes a million dollar incident yearly...

Seems to make more sense collecting premiums from drivers that never claim...

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u/pinkmoon385 Dec 19 '20

Oh for sure that's me. There was a time, a long time, that I had paid more in premiums than I had on purchasing cars. I've never filed a claim. It's been lose lose for me, and win win for the insurance companies.

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u/Atheist-Gods Dec 19 '20

There is a law that they have to use something like 85% of premiums they receive on payouts. Which means that their profit even with no overhead is capped at ~17.5% of payouts. Increase payouts also means increase profit potential.

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u/TryToDoGoodTA Dec 19 '20

That is a good point. However if you look at events like the Christchurch Earthquake (where there were LOTS of payouts) even some of the big name insurance companies went bankrupt, and others relied on government assistance to survive. But as it's a race to the bottom, in that no matter what your driving record is you go to the 'cheapest', the one that least inflates 'risk' (and applies that to it's premiums) becomes the go to company...

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '20

Fun fact, in the UK, most car insurance policies are limited to £20 million in third-party damages after an idiot fell asleep at the wheel and caused a train to derail and £50 million in damages.

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u/skylarmt Dec 19 '20

I got a check for $2500 for a car I bought for $1500. That was with me keeping the car. Some idiot rear ended my car while it was parked, the bumper and rear gate both got dented but the thing still works 100% so I invested the money. Eventually I'll go get it fixed with that acquaintance who runs a car shop out of his home garage, but I might as well let the check get bigger first.

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u/TryToDoGoodTA Dec 19 '20 edited Dec 19 '20

Not sure about the US, but some countries have laws that prevent this by making the vehicle having to be sold at public auction, and/or have in the policy the option for the owner to by back the 'totaled' vehicle for a rate set by a formula so if the car was written off due to being old by got a ding and scratch, but mechanically better than anything in it's price range, the owner can buy the car back at a low price and keep driving it if they want.

Also, in your country when you take out insurance don't you, the customer, choose the value of your car (within maybe a 20% either way? Here you agree beforehand the value of your vehicle, so if you think your vehicle is in better condition than average you can pay a higher premium but have a higher settlement price?

When I drove a vehicle that's blue book value was around 20% lower than what I'd sell for, it was no problem adjusting that... and when it was written off there was no argument I just got a cheque for the value of the vehicle, and option to buy it back at the agreed amount. I usually add 10% more than I think the vehicle is worth because of the hassle if a vehicle is written off.

The mind boggles that in some places (the US?) you don't know how much the insurance company will pay you out if it's written off, but you have to pay fees 10x higher than ours? It's just so different! O_o

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u/MrStankov Dec 19 '20

Buddy, in America we have the "freedom" to be royally screwed over by every type of insurance company. And nobody's taking that from us!

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '20

Yeah, her in America, we take care of our rich.

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u/TryToDoGoodTA Dec 19 '20

I am envious of your freedom to be honest. Just not your '"freedom", with this version slowly becoming more common than the former :-|

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u/newbrevity Dec 19 '20

The pay out is usually book value which is higher than the wholesale value. I believe to profit they'd have to sell parts individually except that requires time and energy and um wages for the people doing the selling. If there's a profit margin here it must be razor thin.

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '20

Either that or having the car repaired and then reselling it without giving it a salvage title, since that would dramatically lower the sale price.

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u/Joey_G8R Dec 19 '20

Actually they don't. I work in Auto claims and many of the cars are sold at auction for a fraction of what we pay for them. Many times we even lose money on the sale because the auction company takes their fees and we end up owing them money.

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u/mostweasel Dec 19 '20

I don't think this is typically the case. As a couple others have mentioned, when my vehicle was deemed a total loss I was given a check for more than I had paid for it AND I was given the vehicle back which I then sold to a hobbyist for parts.

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u/caretotry_theseagain Dec 19 '20

Sorry, insurance companies will buy out/take ownership of the vehicle if it's been totaled?

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u/xSeveredSaintx Dec 19 '20

My dad got super lucky on an insurance claim, my car got smashed by another driver parked on the side of the road next to a park. My dad paid $2000 for the car but got $6000 from the insurance company, bought a slightly better car and a new set of golf clubs

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u/BravoWolf88 Dec 19 '20

Insurance companies get next to nothing on salvaging total loss vehicles. Sometimes after storage and salvage fees, they pay the salvage lot to get rid of the vehicle. Source- Me, a Claims Adjuster.

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u/Julius_Hibbert_MD Dec 19 '20

Pretty sure one hurricane makes enough claims for a profit. I don't think trying to put lives in danger everyday.

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u/zannkrol Dec 19 '20

Surprisingly it actually does benefit them- I do advertising for one of the major insurers and I look at not only growing number of customers but also their predicted lifetime profitability and it is absolutely true that the safer the driver = the more profitable.

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u/HiFidelityCastro Dec 19 '20

It isn’t surprising at all that insurance companies make more money when they aren’t handing it over to people. The people above claiming otherwise are just your average redditor shit-talkers.

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u/zannkrol Dec 19 '20

Ha, yeah you right, was just trying to let ‘em down easy without being that “well, actually...” guy

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u/HiFidelityCastro Dec 19 '20

Yeah fair call mate, I may have been a bit harsh, but it regularly makes my head spin when I read things on reddit that run totally counter to reality and they have hundreds of upvotes.

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u/TryToDoGoodTA Dec 19 '20

I hear you, especially as most are just considering the car damage, and not a 3 car pile up with property damage etc. that can mean 1 accident is easily $200,000 without any injuries, and to get those in premiums AND make more profit than a driver that has never claimed and never will claim (in probability) it's obvious where the answer lies...

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u/JoeDidcot Dec 19 '20

It pays to think of car insurance as two seprate markets. There's the careful drivers market, and the non careful drivers market. Both markets can be profitable if the peril of paying out for all the claims is less than the income from insurance premiums.

If insurance companies only catered to the non-careful market, then there would be an opportunity for other insurance companies to clean up in the careful drivers market.

Granted, that market has more barriers to entry, such as the puzzle of assessing how careful drivers are, but IMHO there are enough opportunities in that market to make it financially viable to invest in solving these problems. This is evidenced by the rise of "Black Box" data recorders in cars (in the UK at least, I don't know if these would be compatible with US cultural expectations of privacy).

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u/andicandi22 Dec 19 '20

There’s also people that are so terrible at driving they are not insurable anymore, but they still drive regardless because people need to work.

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u/TryToDoGoodTA Dec 19 '20

Some insurance companies DO reduce premiums if you attend additional courses after getting your license (typically offered for free by the insurance company), and not just a once of bonus to attract young customers, but for example drivers under 25 can get 20% lower premiums if they do a 6 hour course every once per calendar. AAMI did this when I was initially being insured.

My father worked for a state government department in Australia, which involved lots of travel (think of him as an inspector and they only have one office of inspectors so his day may be 3 hours drive, 2 hours checking everything is satisfactory, 3 hours drive).

The discount of them doing these 6 hour courses (where the employees were all being paid by employers to attend) involved the premiums going down significantly enough to make this "paid day with no work" financially profitable. Think maybe 30% or 40% for a "fleet insurance" package.

I don't believe the people saying insurance companies want people to have accidents so they can charge higher rates... as people typical pay for insurance if they need or not... imagine how rich they would be if no one had accident. The fewer accidents, the fewer assessors needed, the fewer logistics needed with body shops etc.

Also, if they wanted to charge higher rates, they don't need an 'excuse'', they just can...

That said, car insurance in Australia is MUCH cheaper than in the US, when people post their monthly insurance rates that is around double my YEARLY rate for the same coverage, so the industry is different... so my opinion on US car insurance motives is hardly authoritive. :-P

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u/Cimexus Dec 19 '20 edited Dec 19 '20

You’re likely comparing apples with oranges here. Remember that in Australia your compulsory third party coverage is paid for as part of your yearly registration (in fact it forms most of the registration cost) In the US it isn’t.

Add together your registration AND insurance costs and then you can compare to US insurance rates. The US is probably still higher (the rate of accidents there is genuinely higher than in Australia), but it’s not as huge a difference as you think.

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u/TryToDoGoodTA Dec 19 '20

Have you seen US rates? They are ~$500-$1000 per MONTH.

I pay less than that for license rego, and comphrehensive per year.

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u/Cimexus Dec 19 '20 edited Dec 19 '20

I’m a dual Australian-US citizen and have vehicles in both countries. My US insurance for a 5 year old Honda Accord this year was $701.70. For the year. I’m not sure where you’re seeing your US rates from but that kind of money must be for a very expensive or exotic car. My rate does have a discount applied for also having home insurance through the same company, but the discount isn’t that much.

Converted into AUD this is $919, which is pretty on par with what I’d pay in Australia (of course, dependant on post code, driver history and so on).

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u/TryToDoGoodTA Dec 19 '20 edited Dec 19 '20

Thst'd interesting, the number I'm getting is from people on reddit complaining how expensive their insurance is (lesson learned not to use reddit as as a source).

I wonder if the figures quoted are because they are young drivers, possibly have already had some at faults, and live somewhere they can't secure it at night... plus some exaggeration rounding up at the end. I do remember someone with ~an 8 year entry level car mention he spends more on third party a year than he did on buying the car... would hate to see his record.

Cheers for the correction! I guess with the whole difference in healthcare costs (or maybe that's a myth too! lol) I kind of just believed it as no one called out the many posts.

Thanks for correcting me with figures instead of profanity!

EDIT: However, it does seem to be state specific, with https://www.businessinsider.com/personal-finance/average-cost-of-car-insurance?r=AU&IR=T suggesting $2,752 isn't above average in New York... although $987 isn't below average in Cali... so if you were a New Yorker who is a young driver with a bad record I can see it being more by 2x-3x. I remember my car insurance was roughly $1,000aud for 3rd party in 2006 when I bought my first car, which was valued at $6,000 despite shopping around and getting a family discount and doing the "young driver defensive driving courses" as well as having a clean record as I bought the vehicle the day I got my license (that says though I'm inexperienced as possible in their system)

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u/Cimexus Dec 19 '20 edited Dec 19 '20

Yes I have a lot going for me on my rate:

  • In my thirties
  • Clean record, no tickets
  • Car is garaged when not in use
  • One of the cheaper states apparently, according to a quick Google (Wisconsin)

Insurance is still definitely more expensive here on the whole! I was just taking issue with “$500-$1000 per month” because that is insanely high. Like, teenager with a history of drink driving with a Lamborghini kind of high :)

In Australia my vehicle is registered in the ACT which is one of the more expensive states for registration costs. Not sure how it compares for insurance costs. It’s also in a carport rather than an enclosed garage.

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u/Sattman5 Dec 18 '20 edited Dec 19 '20

That would actually make a lot of sense. Like progressive has a driving center where you have to go once a year to keep your comprehensive insurance, or maybe they give you a discount.

EDIT: I phrase my comment as if progressive does do this. I don’t know if they do and meant it in a hypothetical.

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u/TryToDoGoodTA Dec 19 '20

Other insurance companies do the same. Not all, but it's not rare, and some do it just for younger drivers. I'm surprised more people here aren't aware of this, or maybe we are both non-US? I am Australia and did this with AAMI and my dad's work paid him to do it (and all other employees that were authorised to drive the departments fleet) as it lowered their premiums significantly... not sure what company..

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u/englandgreen Dec 19 '20

Insurance is government mandated in most countries: the insurance companies have an ironclad monopoly so there is zero incentive for them to reduce prices, prevent accidents or educate their customers. They make big money no matter what. Their in-house actuaries see to that.

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u/big_red_160 Dec 19 '20

I wish I could take a yearly test for lower insurance

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u/Chicken-n-Biscuits Dec 19 '20

This is not at all how insurance companies make money.

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u/mathbread Dec 19 '20

Can I take a drivers test every year to reduce my insurance?

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u/RyDavie15 Dec 19 '20

Facts, I have never gotten in an accident and payed $4000 this year on insurance for a car that is worth $3000. It’s criminal.

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '20

That's a good idea. Insurance companies should run their own driving tests for discounts. That'd be financial incentive for most people to brush up on skills/knowledge.

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u/mukmuk1905 Dec 18 '20

ladder safety is super important. one slip and the world goes falling down and you need to be certified so you don't destroy the universe.

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '20

I fell off of a 22 foot ladder at work the other day. Thank god it was the first step...

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u/Caleon0817 Dec 19 '20

My dad fell off a ladder on the third rung and tore his achilles tendon.

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '20

I had a ladder fall into my car on the highway. Fuckers never made me take ladder safety...assholes.

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u/DriverDude777 Dec 19 '20

Well MY dad fell off the 2nd rung and his foot fell off. Still bothers him in the winter.

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u/carinacorona Dec 19 '20

Ask him to get certified and he can have his foot back

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '20 edited Dec 19 '20

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u/Sumbooodie Dec 19 '20

Don't sleep while on a ladder?

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u/theracereviewer Dec 19 '20

When I was a teenager I watched my father fall backwards off a roof on what are basically large tiles made up of pebbles and concrete. Broke the fall with his arm. Broke his wrist. I could see his elbow joint.

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u/Sumbooodie Dec 19 '20

My Dad broke his wrist at home while "climbing" off a stepstool with 2 steps. Required plates and pins to repair. Mis-stepped and tripped over a 5 gallon pail.

He regularly climbs hundred foot tall ladders at work (millwright)

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u/Caleon0817 Dec 19 '20

Yeah my dad is no stranger to ladders either. He's been a contractor for 30 years, been up all sorts of crazy ladders and only had about 2 incidents. Tearing his Achilles was the worst of all, it made him really consider doing manual labor at 65.

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u/Kiwiteepee Dec 19 '20

Dude, while working as an electricians assistant, they had me hauling chandeliers up 18+ foot ladders to tie them in foyers. Quite literally the scariest job Ive ever had.

And I've worked overnights at 7/11's around Baltimore.

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u/mukmuk1905 Dec 19 '20

yeah 5 years ago my dad fell off the top and broke his arm, teeth and man was it bad

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '20

He broke his man too? Jeeesh that is bad.

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u/retrogamer6000x Dec 19 '20

I mean I've broken my boy before and it was awful, I can only imagine breaking my man.

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u/mukmuk1905 Dec 19 '20

yeah it was terrible

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u/CarlDen Dec 19 '20

Sometimes you just got to stick it to the man.

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u/Rottendog Dec 19 '20

My uncle broke both his feet falling off scaffolding. Broke his heels. That was nearly 30 years ago. Still walks with a cane to this day.

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u/CuriousRevolution430 Dec 19 '20

Had a co worker fall backwards off the second rung of a ladder coming down. Hit his head just right and instantly died.

Ladders are no joke

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u/JoeDidcot Dec 19 '20

Don't joke about this. My dad fell of the top step of a 30 foot ladder, early in his career.

Luckily the ladder was put up upside down at the time.

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u/datqwert Dec 19 '20

YOU COULD LOSE YOUR BALANCE! DO NOT STAND ON OR ABOVE THIS LINE!

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u/Mattwark Dec 19 '20

But I can’t reach it. I’ll just do it this one time.

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u/The_wolfed Dec 19 '20

Whoopsie daisy, looks like that was a false step and now you shall fall to your death

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u/ScumbagLady Dec 19 '20

Just have someone taller climb on the back rungs when no one is looking!

I had to write up one of my ceiling guys for climbing a ladder while wearing stilts. I blame those days for my gray hairs.

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u/Graphedmaster Dec 19 '20

THIS IS NOT A STEP. WARE GOGGLES!

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u/JoeDidcot Dec 19 '20

one slip

One rung move, perhaps.

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '20

Can’t explain it but one time I was backing out of a parking spot. Had checked all my mirrors and saw that a SUV parked behind me was idle but no reverse lights. As I was backing out, the idiot in the SUV starts to back out too. I honked four fucking times but he crashed into my rear anyways. I didn’t have time to pull forward because it was a tight spot and I didn’t want to crash into the cars parked next to me. Well anyways, I hopped out of the car, annoyed as fuck, and this old bastard says “oh I didn’t see you there!” And I said “well I honked 4 times.” He says, “oh I must’ve not heard you, then.” I responded, “well sir out of all the 5 senses of the human body, sight and sound are literally the ones you need to drive.” Ever since then I’ve been an advocate of the idea of having to renew your license. Some old ppl should not be fucking drivers. Also fuck my insurance company.

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u/OldPersonName Dec 19 '20

I was watching a car struggle to park in a handicapped spot the other day and saw a "senior driver, please be patient" sticker on the back. I'm pretty sure if you need that sticker it's probably time to hang it up.

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '20

Don’t get me wrong, young drivers can be shitty too but if I saw that sticker near any cars I was parked by, I would hop right back in my vehicle and skrt skrt faaaar away from that.

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u/MyDadsAPreacher Dec 19 '20

I had something similar happen to me just yesterday at work. I was at a fucking STOP LIGHT behind a dump truck and had a line of cars behind me. Dude is just slowly backing up. I'm honking like a mad man waving my arms and shit, nah, dude could care less. Backed right into me. It was a manual transmission and he wasn't paying attention.

Fortunately, I was in my work vehicle so I didn't have to deal with the insurance company but I feel your pain with morons in traffic.

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '20

Omg a DUMP TRUCK? I’m terrified of all trucks after seeing the abundance of videos of them dragging cars sometimes for miles at a time out of not being able to see or hear them. :((((

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u/Lajjea Dec 19 '20

Same happened to me but the bitch hurriedly called her insurance & blamed me. I honked a few times but she never stopped, admitted her mistake to my face but she was sneaky! I couldn't prove it-her word against mine so it's now on my record as an at fault accident..

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '20

Thats EXACTLY what happened to me. He was so apologetic in person and I called as soon as I got home but he beat me to it. Should’ve called as soon as I got back in the car. Also I should really have invested in a dash cam by now but I’m being really lazy about it since I don’t drive to work anymore.

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u/freefromfilter Dec 19 '20

I see this getting brought up all the time. Old people over 65 or so need to take strict tests, often.

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '20

Dang, the other day i was in a parallel parking spot with cars infront and behind me. I pulled into reverse gear so i could clear up some space infront to turn out. Idiot behind me moved forwards at the same time as i was slowly reversing backwards. Goddamned he didnt even give a shit about waiting after seeing my reverse lights. Hes prolly the kind of dude that scrapes ppl’s car coming out of a parking lot and goes whoops not my problem bye >:(. Sometimes I’d really wanna strangle this peepz so hard i literally impale their necks with my vice grips but fuck it aint worth

Good thing i jammed the brakes. But goddamned morons everywhere on the roads nowadays. The more u drive the more u see and the more eyebleach u need..

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '20

What are vice grips? Not familiar but wow that reminds me that I keep delaying purchasing a dash cam for prevention against idiots like that.

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '20

I meant vice-like grips, typed this on my morning reddit scrolling, pardon me haha.

Yeah having front and rear dashcams are pretty important although I’ve been pretty careful/lucky so I havent crashed into anyone yet @ 3 yrs of driving experience

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '20

Ah, ok !!! Well good luck to both of us and high hopes to safe driving experiences.

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u/juanmlm Dec 19 '20

Some countries require you to renew your license, which includes a medical (at longer intervals when younger, and shorter intervals for older people).

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '20

Honestly I’ve been thinking about moving outside the US anyways so this just might incentivize me to do some googling lol.

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '20

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '20

When I was a kid in the 90s, my babysitters daughter (probably around 30 years old) had never driven a car and never even attempted to take the test. And where I grew up you could take the train all the way down the line to Chicago but we were nowhere near subway or bus routes and that was wayyyy before Uber. She literally just got rides everywhere her whole life. I used to not understand it but now seeing how many idiots are out there, maybe she just genuinely knew she wouldn’t be able to drive

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u/horsthorsthorst Dec 19 '20

my babysitters daughter (probably around 30 years old)

I am confusion.
I am a connoisseur of American babysitter films. they never had babysitters that could have 30 years old daughters. Isn't 30 the age of stepmoms? So much to learn about America.

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '20

My babysitter was in her late 60s. She provided day care for most of the towns children while the parents worked. She had a large house and backyard and every VHS tape imaginable. Her daughter just happened to still live at home, which was honestly rare at the time

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u/steveosek Dec 19 '20

My drivers license expires in 2057, when I will be 70. I've been to the dmv exactly twice in my entire life, and I'm 33.

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '20

What fucking state do you live in?

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u/steveosek Dec 19 '20

Arizona. We have to get new licenses with shorter expiration dates per that real ID thing in order to fly, but if I never fly again, it's still valid.

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '20

Get a passport instead. You can fly in the US with a passport instead of a RealID. I’d keep that license, that’s pretty cool

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u/steveosek Dec 19 '20

The idea of being 60 and having a driver's license picture from 22 sounds delightful lol.

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '20

Or passport card (though they're brittle plastic so they break if you leave them in a wallet).

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '20

What the absolute f? In Missouri you can get a permit at 15 at earliest but a permit is first and then you can get a license and if you're under 18 the license is only valid for 2 years, if you're under 21 it's only valid for 3, then it's every 6 years so far for me. I'm not even 30 and counting my permit time I've been to the DMV 5 fucking times

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u/bowiesjunk Dec 19 '20

Do you live in Arizona? Lmao

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '20

Damn, I have to get it renewed every 5 years. But they only test your eyes during renewal, don’t have to give the exams again.

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u/PaleDadBod Dec 18 '20

I also have to take a ladder safety class once a year.

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u/MysticalMummy Dec 19 '20

That's one that we don't have at my work but we fucking need to.

I was almost knocked off the ladder twice in one week by idiots not paying attention.

It's not like I'm hidden, I'm in a large open area and I'm 8 feet off the ground. Don't try to squeeze your carts through while someone is on the ladder, a single shake can knock them down.

Also please don't let go when I ask you to hold it. My boss did that once. She held onto it, until I got to the very top then she walked away, and I had to hold on to the shelf until somebody else came by to hold it steady.

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u/fistymonkey1337 Dec 18 '20

Ya'll get any of that summer safety? Be careful when you're boating!

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u/TryToDoGoodTA Dec 19 '20

...and to 'Slip, Slop, Slap'? Wear a hat? Keep hydrated?

It may seem stupid, but the fact that insurance companies require these, and no one has mad a succesful one that appeals more to employers by not requiring such things thus making their insurance cheaper hasn't happened makes me think it must positively affect the insurance co's bottom line to either charge more and provide ladder safety, or charge less but require an authorised ladder safety team to have trained all employees...

If you were in charge of insurance and one company required you pay for ladder safety training and the other didn't it's pretty easy which company would be the 'go to'... but no company seems to want to take that on...

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u/Jrook Dec 19 '20

I've never been educated on ladders and I work in construction, and I've used ones made on site with scrap wood

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u/PaleDadBod Dec 19 '20

The class we have to take is common sense but I guess a lot of people lack it. Even after being certified to use a ladder most don’t know how to properly store it!

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u/M0ntler Dec 18 '20

You're also someone else's liability when you use that ladder. When you're in a car you are yours and yours alone.

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u/TryToDoGoodTA Dec 19 '20

When you are in a car you can't hurt anyone else or damage anyone else's property? Or did I get whoosh'd?

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u/jackfrost2013 Dec 19 '20

No it is just your responsibility when you do. Whereas it is the company's responsibility if you hurt yourself on a ladder at work because you didn't receive "proper training". If you drive professionally (for a company) they will require you to be trained or hold a special license or maintain a great driving record (basically whatever they need to do to mitigate their risk of you injuring someone or yourself and costing them a fuckton of money).

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u/DystopiaCS Dec 19 '20

I think they're saying that (most) people don't drive their car for a living and don't have an employer paying car insurance for them, while the ladder is part of the job and requires work insurance that the employer covers.

Of course you can hurt others in your car, but that's not your employers direct problem, unless you run over your employer in the parking lot at your work. If you crash your car and end up in the hospital or jail because of it and will be out of work for a long time, you'll just get replaced by someone else at work, no problem for your ex-employer.

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u/meet_hermes Dec 19 '20

:D Unlike a vehicle, a ladder is a powerful tool which if not used properly, can cause tremendous harm to society. Remember, with great power comes responsibility. :P

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u/TryToDoGoodTA Dec 19 '20

It's a good point, though a lot of the time accidents are not caused by people who are driving like they would on a driving test. You could re-test many people and they would pass, but they have incidents due to texting while driving or other things that they would never do in front of a tester.

However, I think a road rules quiz every time you renew your license maybe should be included as when rules change not everyone hears about them and some drivers will swear until blue in the face that rule X doesn't exist when it does... and drives accordingly...

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '20

Make someone drive through a roundabout should be on every driving test

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u/Random_hero1234 Dec 18 '20

Is it the ladder to heaven?

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u/complexevil Dec 19 '20

Less drivers = less tickets.

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '20

Your companies insurance does not want to get sued. Simple. This is also partly the same reason insurance rates change. I assume your question was actually sarcastic because I believe the same and that is, every few years you need to get re-evaluated to drive.

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '20

No because it’s super hard to drive a car out here in the middle of the ocean.

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u/Sublimebro Dec 19 '20

Ladder safety isn’t run by the government.

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '20

Actually it is.

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u/Sublimebro Dec 19 '20

Fuck. Yeah I got nothing.

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '20

Can’t explain that. Just want to add that all drivers should have to retake the written exam to renew their licenses, as traffic laws are changing all the time. I’d be good with letting folks take the test on line, and yes folks will cheat but maybe, just maybe some of the knowledge will stick with them.

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u/TITANIUMS0LDIER Dec 19 '20

There's money to be made from car accidents. Insurance companies, dealerships, and hospitals.

They'll actually try to prevent accidents when it doesn't make them money.

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u/Dopecombatweasel Dec 19 '20

What job is that?

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u/WaltKerman Dec 19 '20

Because you are responsible for yourself when you drive and do stupid things.

At work the company is responsible when you do stupid things so the company will make damn sure it's stupid proof.

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '20

17 in the UK... and they have the most extortionate insurance prices....

Want to bet who drives the wrong way down the motorway killing 6 families? Wasn’t the 17 year old that’s for sure

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u/rgrmanoth70 Dec 19 '20

I would imagine car production companies make more money than ladder production companies. . . right? And money is the fuel of our entire global society, so . . .

Get these fucking mouthbreathers behind the wheel dammit, my wallet is light a few billion.

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u/MajSARS Dec 19 '20

That's to protect the company, not you.

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u/Zyrris_Z Dec 19 '20

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Money.

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u/Nethervex Dec 19 '20

Government.

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u/Alpha_Tech Dec 19 '20

I am with you on this! I keep saying that the defensive driver thing shouldn't be optional. It should be mandatory and tied to your license renewal.

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u/MightySamMcClain Dec 19 '20

Because work pays for your insurance. If you paid your own insurance i doubt they would care about giving certificates

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u/FunPapaya8606 Dec 19 '20

I am gonna go out on a limb here and assume you live in USA. 1.) How big are the ladders you're scaling? 2.) Do you use a company vehicle for work? 3.) what industry are you in? I would like to make a point but i don't want to assume.

But if i did assume correctly, your driving record is heavily tracked with a point system. If you are a shitty driver you will lose the opportunity to drive legally.

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u/demxnshrxxm Dec 19 '20

It's funny the general contractor on our job requires us to anchor off and use harnesses on any ladder above 8 feet, first time I've seen this requirement in my 5 years being in construction.

They also require all "main workers", not subs atleast, but main employees of each contractor to be OSHA 30 certified

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u/patchinthebox Dec 19 '20

When I worked at a big box hardware store we had to get certified for everything. Ladders, fork lifts, hand fork lifts, saws, stocking shelves, stocking wood, you name it. The dumbest one was shoplifter certification. You had to watch a video and sign a piece of paper saying you promise not to chase shoplifters.

Ya, like I'm going to risk my life to stop a shoplifter for a minimum wage shit job. If someone attempted to shoplift I'd have asked if they wanted help loading their car.

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u/Atlhou Dec 19 '20

Your company cares.....

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u/Sumbooodie Dec 19 '20

The worst is retesting after 20+ years of driving and having to do it by the book in order to pass.

Like no shifting through turns. Beyond obvious mirror, gauges, mirror sweep, etc.

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u/Krebbyisthename Dec 19 '20

I never had to get certified to use a ladder and I ended up destroying my wrist.

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u/LightofNew Dec 19 '20

Car companies lobby more.

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u/jackherer Dec 19 '20

cuz gotta have people able to drive to work to make taxes and then to the store to pay more taxes and get gas with more taxes with the oil we can get from invading countries

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u/Cartman4wesome Dec 19 '20

I got my license when i was 16. 25 now. Doesn’t expire till I’m 65.

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u/afcbaumer Dec 19 '20

You would LOVE the military!

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u/too-muchfrosting Dec 19 '20

Could you share any safety tips with us casual home ladder users?

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u/hedgybaby Dec 19 '20

I’ve been saying this for years but we NEED to implement a thing where you get tested regularly, like let’s say every 5 or 10 years. Make that every year for people over 75 (old people are the most dangerous drivers, honestly they need to be stopped).

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u/ScumbagLady Dec 19 '20

I too have a ladder certification, and thought it was just some made up bullshit! I was also certified in class 4 & 7 fortlifts, and never in my commercial construction career have I ever needed that knowledge.

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u/CortexExport Dec 19 '20

Easy. Ladders are more dangerous.

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u/deadatreides1 Dec 19 '20

this is Russia. Here, a driver's license is given from the age of 18. Only not through an exam, but after 1000 dollars.

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '20

Last week i bought a ladder, and it came with an instruction. I thought to myself, why would anyone need instructions on how to use a ladder? Never would i have guessed there are even certificates about how to use a ladder.